Thursday, April 03, 2008

Talented Actress?


If I came on here one day and started writing about what a talented actress Heidi Montag is you would think I had been sleeping with her or that she flashed me. Because you and I both know that even I was coked up out of my mind or barely coherent after three days of drinking, that I would never use those two words together to describe Heidi Montag.

Oh, I think she is talented in the sense that, well, I really can't think of anything. Oh, she is good at posing in bikinis. The problem is that she is supposed to make it look natural and instead it always look like she is auditioning for porn. As for acting, has anyone seen her music video? Wow. That is a train wreck. I will on the other hand give her points for pretending to be in a relationship with Spencer. She does that very well, but I think can only do it for short periods before she bursts out laughing at the idea of actually being his girlfriend.

As always this is not political. I am not political. All politicians do stupid things to make themselves look cool. Hell, some politicians even have sex with hookers to look cool. I have to tell you though I would much prefer a hooker loving politician than a candidate for President who we would look to in times of war or crisis who thinks Heidi Montag is a talented actress. Should we nuke such and such country? We only have 1 minute to decide. A hooker loving politician will be done with 30 seconds to spare and his or her mind clear. Lady politicians can get hookers too. A politician who thinks Heidi Montag is a talented actress obviously has some defect which will prevent them from ever making a decision.

16 comments:

Lux Luthor said...

I was disappointed in this too. I mean, dude. Really.

Angela said...

I'm pretty sure he's being snarky. Pretty sure.

SHE SHE said...

He's totally kidding - that's why he's laughing. Don't try to turn nothing into something.

jax said...

McCain is a horses ass..and Heidi..well she has the face.

Anonymous said...

Hmm well if he was able to give a straight face and lie what else has he lied about.

moira said...

Yeah, I'm not a McCain supporter, but I'm pretty sure he was being facetious.

CarolMR said...

I agree with sheetrock. What was McCain supposed to say? If Sen. Obama was asked about one of the many Hollywood airheads supporting him, he would have said something similar.

Reese said...

Pretty sad that he won't even get a big campaign donation out of the bimbo; she's put all of her money into plastic surgeries and her great music career.

He was absolutely being facetious.

Annesudz said...

Heidi is a no talent reality show bimbo. What has Hollywood become? What happened to the "real" actors of yesteryear? You don't see anymore classy actors such as: Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly etc. It's a shame.

kellygirl said...

a POS asshole endorsing a POS asshole -

I know who I'm NOT voting for

alec j said...

he was being nice...come on people....

SHE SHE said...

alec j - I agree 100% with you!!

MnGddess said...

It's interesting that if you take the components of Heidi's face separately (eyes, skin, teeth), it should combine to make a relly pretty girl.

Instead you get a royal horse face...

Unknown said...

HEY Obama has had great responses to a lot of questions.

Who are you, McCain's blogging daughter or what? Your dad is nasty and looks like a member of NAMBLA.

Sorry everyone, I am trying not to care about politics at all, but it comes out like tourettes.

Things would be more exciting and I think my luck would even be better if it could be Obama vs. Romney instead of Hillary vs. McCain't.

I guess we can't get over the black nor Mormon factor. I myself find it hard to accept the Mormon thing.

Unknown said...

And I will not respond to any deep questions or attacks.

I am resting my brain here.

If anyone wants to feel intellectually superior, don't worry, you already are.

Unknown said...

Did anyone listen to what this moron said starting from 8:57 - 9:51?????

He is just rambling while throwing google adsense words around.

And the PAUSE and incoherent reply at 10:42??????

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