Friday, May 09, 2008

Four For Friday - Mother's Day Edition

This week, all the answers are mothers. Some are from AP, and there is also a jackass. I know all of you miss AP, but she's been working a bunch so it's a good thing. Still have that Martha Stewart photo in my head I guess.



#1 - This B+ film actress is married and as the first sentence suggests, is also a mother. Movies. Been in a bunch. Everyone knows her. Just not quite A list. She is also a jackass, or just has no manners. Picture this. It's a party and our actress is talking to someone and they are in the middle of a very important conversation when she spots someone who is more important. She grabs that person and starts talking to them leaving the other person standing there in mid sentence. But wait, it gets better. As our actress is involved in the second conversation, a third person even more important walks by and she grabs his arm and starts talking to her, leaving both the first and second person standing there. She turns her back to them and takes the other guy by the arm and walks away from the first two.


#2 - When it's AP, it can only mean the bathroom. Guys bathrooms aren't like this unless Russell Brand is in there. Oh sure, I mean there is usually a coke party, but that is kind of normal. Anyway, this former teen actress who has not worked as much the past few years is in the bathroom and is crying with a friend of hers. Seems she is crying because her husband and father to her child(ren) invited the woman he had been having an affair with to the event in which is he also brought his wife. She had not wanted to get divorced and so had agreed to an open marriage, but didn't agree to it being thrown into her face.


#3 - Do stepmoms count? I hope so because this wife of an A list film star has been sleeping with her stepson.


#4 - Also from AP, but not in a bathroom. Nope, this one actually took place in a kitchen at a dinner party. This wife and mother who is also happens to be a C list aging actress with B+ name recognition was having an argument with her A-/B+ list husband. They started out alone in the kitchen but as the yelling and screaming got out of control, several guests went inside the kitchen to see if they could help. Our actress had a knife in her hands. No, not a great big cutting knife, just a little paring knife, but she had managed to cut her husband in the hand enough where there was blood doing a nice job of staining the floors. When she saw everyone standing there, she dropped the knife, went upstairs, and composed herself. Her husband followed a short time later and they came back down and acted as if nothing had happened.

46 comments:

Kat said...

Random guesses...
2)Melissa Joan Hart

4)Amy Madigan and Ed Harris

kellysirkus said...

#3 - eeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

lisbeth said...

my first thought for #4 is Melanie Griffith.
Antonio could be A-/B+ because he has had the Zorro movies, and can be considered a leading man, right?

anyway, bitch is crazy-jealous, so they say.

svd said...

3)Stallone's wife.
4) has to be Griffith/Banderas!

....no clue on the others....

Mr.Yardeeds said...

#3 made me immediately think Douglas/Zeta Jones. Douglas has at least one older son.

Eddie said...

1. Ashley Judd
2. Jennie Garth
3. Zeta-Jones
4. Rita Wilson/Tom Hanks

Eddie said...

1. Ashley Judd
2. Jennie Garth
3. Zeta-Jones
4. Rita Wilson/Tom Hanks

captivagrl said...

#1. michelle pfeiffer

adrian said...

for 3 I was also thinking CZJ, but is Michael Douglas still A-list? And I think his son is really screwed up, so I kinda put CZJ on the backburner.

Stephen said...

#3 - I wish Connor Cruise were older Because I would really like it to be him and Katie but I will go with Colin Hanks and Rita Wilson.

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jainypoo said...

#2 is Melissa Joan Hart maybe?
#4 would be Melanie Griffith?

I dont know about the other ones...#3 is so friggin vague haha

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

I would have to know the context of #1. If I am at a party and have had a couple of glasses of wine, I find myself pretty ADD too.

I like Eddie's guesses but is Ashley Judd a mom? And I would think Tom Hanks is a solid A if not A+.

captivagrl said...

#3. nic cage, kim, weston

Sylvia said...

#2 I had read somewhere that a married couple were attending some event and the man's lover was there too. Can't remember who that was.

Elle said...

So was Russell Brand there too? ;-)

LOVE HIM.

I'll go w/Melissa Joan Hart too for #2.

surfer said...

No clue yet, but just have to say, these are really juicy blinds, especially AP's (sorry Ent).

Hope these will be in the upcoming reveals.

nikki said...

what is AP? I feel like a dork asking..associated press?

1. michelle phifer
2. mjh
3. james brolin and babs...ewwhhh...
4. mel and antonio

JJ said...

Wow my first thought was MJH for #2 also. It has to be.

How about Christine Taylor for #1. Marcia from the Brady Bunch movies

Katja said...

Helen Hunt for #1??

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

My first thought for #3 was also Nic Cage's much younger wife--how old is his son now?

As for #4...damn, girl, no man is worth going to jail for, so get yourself together, please!

selenakyle said...

Haven't read any guesses except the one my eye caught--and my first #2 was also MJH.

Guesses for the rest (then I'll have fun seeing how I stack up to y'all's guesses):
#1 CZJ
#3 Hanks' wife--that boy is a cutie!
#4 Mary Steenburgen and Ted Danson (arguing about politics)

captivagrl said...

katja - helen hunt is an oscar winner(A list) and she is not married.

Katja said...

captiva,
I thought she got married again & had a baby right after she split from Hank A. Years ago. Of course that might have been a cobweb that just made me sneeze!

I could be threatened with having to eat a slug but I will never condsider her A list. She for some reason has always rankled me.

schneefloeckli said...

#2 My first thought was Melissa Joan Hart as weel but couldn't it also be that girl from Full house who recently gave birth? Not the Olsens or tracey Gold, the other one who played Stephanie.

Production Girl said...

Christine Tyler is who came to mind for # 1 because of the bunch comment.

#3....um ewwww!

Katja said...

I was wrong about HH she is not married but does have a child with Gordon Carnahan. Thanks for being on top of it Captivagirl, I guess I should google before I pipe up!

..my whole day has been in a thinking funk

Ayesha said...

I have to think the word "jackass" is telling us something, since EL uses it twice, but I can't make any connections.

I hope it's Christine Taylor, because I hate her. She's a totaly opportunist and a user, and I can't believe she actually fools people. Ben Stiller was just blinded by her shiksaness.

Gayla said...

#3 - I wish Connor Cruise were older Because I would really like it to be him and Katie

Who said he had to be older, lol. Just kidding of course.

Not gonna lie, for some unknown reason Jada and Will's oldest son popped into my head. But that would just be gross, he's just now 12 or 13 just like Connor, right?

I also thought MJH for #2, and then I thought of Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie from Full House) as someone above mentioned. But she hasn't worked at ALL, let alone much, in the past few years. Working to get over her meth habit does not count. She is lucky to still look like herself, that drug has the fastest fuck-you-up turnaround time of anything out there.

I'm no good so I have no original guesses of my own.

blankprincess said...

Gee, I thought of MJH for #2 as well. Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie on Full House) popped into my head for a little minute too, schnee, but she was not a teenager for very long on that show.

I really wish #1 was Gwynnie 'cause she bugs me and we all know what an opportunist she is (as in, "If I have an opportunity to blow a Weinstein, I'll take it!"), but doesn't the Oscar make her A-List (at least for now?).

blankprincess said...

Sorry, gayla, I missed your post about Jodie Sweetin as I was writing mine.

What gayla said.

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Reese said...

I thought first of Jennie Garth for #2, then of MJH.

Love the Ashley Judd guess for #1; sounds just like her.

Also really like the Ed Harris/Amy Madigan guess for #4, but it is probably Antonio and nutcase Melanie.

Reese said...

Damn; just re-read the clues. Ashley Judd can't be #1 as she doesn't have any children. She was otherwise perfect for that loathsome creature.

Taryn said...

#2 What about Soleil Moon Fry? Her husband is Jason Goldberg (producing partner/friend of Ashton Kutcher) and they have 2 kids together. Ironically enough, Soleil and MJH are close friends

Allie said...

#4 Diane Lane & Josh Brolin

Danitelo said...

Diane Lane and Josh Brolin are a great guess with the domestic violence issues from their past for #4. Ashley Judd does not have children with the race car driver--he does not have children either.

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fester said...

#1 Random guess - Kate Beckinsale; got a desperate climber vibe to her.

#4 Doubt it's Mel & Antonio; Mel may be semi-retired, but is she all the way to C-list? Did she win an Oscar? She was at least nominated. She crazy though.

Rita/Tom - as a double Oscar-winner, wouldn't he be permanent A/A+ list?

Just to throw out another guess for #4 - Natasha Richardson/Liam Neeson? I don't know anything about these two, really, but Nat's got to be nutty being a 3rd generation actor.

KDF28 said...

#2 is Liv Tyler, I just read she and her husband are divorcing.

K said...

#1 - 'bunch' - Shelley Long

lisbeth said...

"fester," as a Liam lover, I would hate to admit this, but I don't think he's A-/B+. He may be again soon, though, as he is about to start shooting (pardon the pun) the role of Abe Lincoln in Spielberg's new "Lincoln" picture. (With Sally Field rumored to be playing Mary Todd---would that be perfect or what? I love age-appropriate female casting)

I would say he is a very solid B, with B+ name recognition. That being said, he was ROBBED when he lost the Oscar for "Schindler's List."

Melanie never won an Oscar. Perish the thought! I recently saw "Working Girl" on television again, and I can't believe that fucking character she played. Couldn't they have at least gotten someone who could ACT smart for a role about a corporate up-and-comer?
I'm so sick of women who affect baby voices begging for our respect.

Melanie is definitely C list these days, her face is too fucked-up to be magnified on the big screen ever again.

Natasha Richardson, on the other hand, works VERY regularly in bigger projects and is definitely at least B list herself---not C.

(Sorry, rant over. I just had to defend the lovely Ms. Richardson.)

lisbeth said...

Oh! I forgot to mention that LIam IS well known as a solid A-lister in the 'package' department!

now THAT's a FFF photo I want. He's a hottie.....and Natasha always has that special kind of smile on her face. lucky bitch.

dianeh said...

why do you guys hate Christine Taylor so much? I did her makeup for a movie; she is a sweetheart -- self-deprecating and way too funny and sweet. seriously, I adored her. she's crazy anorexic, but nothing else wrong with her, IMO.

Flagler said...

#1 I think Jennifer Garner, although I don't consider her B+ in movies. I thought of her because of how rude she was at the Oscars butting in on Laura Linney's interview, she basically pushed her aside, then Gary Busey happened which was her karma.

Jamie's Girl said...

I think we are getting confused as to what A, B, C list are. There is no way a B Lister is an Academy Award nominee, or someone so famous like Michelle Pfeiffer. Also, when someone states "the wife of an A lister", it usually means that person is not really famous, or it would be stated so.

The #1 actress is ADD or social climber. The #3 is obviously not so famous, but the husband is. But I think if the stepson was Josh Brolin, it would focus more on the woman, and not the A list film star.