So, today marks the start of Cannes and a bunch of new photos each day. Although it may not seem like it, my supply of snark is not endless. Therefore for the duration of Cannes, any photos from there will be treated like music photos with simply the name of the person and the fact it is in Cannes. For the most part everyone who attends looks fabulous or amazing or great or pretty or handsome or sponge worthy or whatever. So, unless there is just something that is unique, then the pictures will just be captions. (Of course I already broke my own rule, as you will see, but it won't happen often) My goal is to pick the best each day, but there are just so many people and photos that it will be easy to miss some that I'm sure you would like to see.
Happy Birthday Amber. 25 years old. Wow. Now you can rent a car without incurring those additional charges. If you have read the blog for any length of time then you probably have guessed I have a certain affection for Amber. She is without a doubt one of the four or five most amazing people I know. When I need something she is always there to give it and doesn't expect anything in return. She is funny and intelligent, and beautiful and has the most wicked sense of humor anywhere. She basically invented snark. Although all of you know her primarily for her acting, she is so much more than that. Whether it be writing or performing her poetry or the causes she fights for every day or her love for everyone around her, she is so much more than the one dimensional actress you typically find in LA. As a rule she hates gossip blogs, and she doesn't particularly like the fact I write one, but it has never stopped her from being my friend because she only wants the very best for the people she cares about. She doesn't spy for me or do anything like that, and even if she tells me something juicy, she knows I will keep it to myself. I hope you have the greatest day imaginable. (ECA)
Andrea Osvart - Cannes
I didn't think it was possible for Amaury Nolasco to look bad, but this comes close.
Thankfully he knows how to rectify the situation.
Claudia Schiffer - German Vogue
I think this is the first time to the photos for Christian Kane so I'll be nice.
So do you think Chace Crawford enjoys knowing that Tom Cruise is a big fan? Do you think Tom sits in his room at night watching Gossip Girls? I don't either. I think Katie said she liked the show and so Tom wanted to jump on the I'm hip bandwagon.
Cate Blanchett - Cannes
The new cast of Beverly Hills 90210.
I know Holly Hunter is really tiny, but she really needs to eat. She just looks way too thin here.
Faye Dunaway - Cannes
I love this look on Eve. I'm so tired of her always wearing dresses that show off her two tattoos. This is so much better.
Devon Aoki - Cannes
Where else are you going to see Jacqueline Bisset?
Something about Ioann Gruffudd just looks a bit off. Usually he is impeccable but it's like he said I'm going to wear a brand new pair of jeans today. It just seems to me that some guys can wear jeans forever and some guys can't. I am a can't and it appears Ioann is also.
So imagine if Beyonce is really pregnant with child. Now imagine it is a girl and she grows up and starts dating. Would you honestly want to be the guy who brought her home five minutes late? Would you even dare come within six inches of her at any time?
From all the e-mails I get when I have Jason Lewis on the photos, I'm guessing most of you think he is photo worthy.
The new Miss Universe Laura Dundovi.
One Night Only - Manchester
Does anyone know if Selita Ebanks kept the ring Nick Cannon gave her?
Yes, Tom Cruise was the "star" of Risky Business, but it wouldn't have worked without Rebecca DeMornay. Do you think she might be pissed that Oprah didn't give her a two parter for Risky Business' 25th Anniversary? I mean that was the purpose of the two-parter right?
Yeah, I threw up also, so don't be ashamed.
Olivia Wilde always looks great.
This is a photo from a shoot Zooey Deschanel did for a magazine, but honestly I don't know what magazine. I just put it in because it has been awhile since we had Zooey in here.