Friday, May 02, 2008

Random Photos Part One

This top spot is more for Cameron Diaz than Ashton Kutcher. Ashton has gone way up lately in the good guy category as from what I understand he did another hour session with fans the other day. Sadly, I don't think his wife would ever do that. Cameron looked great and in almost every photo looked to be having a great time.
Kind of reminds me when Sean Young went all over Hollywood dressed as Catwoman. Wow that is an ugly outfit.

One of the funniest guys ever. Billy Connolly.
So, let me get this straight in my head. This is the premiere of the new Ashton Kutcher film who is sleeping with Demi Moore who used? to sleep with Bruce Willis who used to sleep with Brooke Burns. Now, if Brooke Burns would sleep with Brittany Murphy we could just make this one big happy circle.
The lets have sex on the red carpet photo of the week. This one is Ali Hillis who seems to be going for it with her "guest."
If it is a movie about Vegas or the mob, you have to have Dennis Farina. It just wouldn't be the same.


Diablo Cody gets one last look on Random Photos before she probably fades away.
Daniel Craig old photo huh? Well from now on, Daniel is going to be code for FFF.
Remember Faran from yesterday and his suit fabric. This is the exact same fabric. It's like Cynthia Nixon mugged him on the street, cut the suit from his body and stayed up all night making this. The bow is from his tie.
Cristian de la Fuente doesn't want to disappoint all those DWTS fans so he is going to go ahead and try and play through the pain just for you. Oh, and the sympathy votes.
Joss Stone actually looks great. This has got to be a first.

Jay Mohr was doing a charity gig last night and I think it is great he did. But, the reason he is on here is I want to talk about Action. I know the series is old, but I finally just got around to watching the entire set of episodes and I thought it was great until the character died. Well, yeah suck it if you hadn't got to that point yet. In the episode he died, I really said wtf? I stopped watching right then and didn't watch the last two episodes. If you think I should, then let me know. And in case you do want to watch it, Netflix has it on watch instantly. I don't know if it had already been canceled at that point and they just went ahead and did it, or if they wrote themselves into a corner, but it really sucked they did it.
Suck it in Ross. Suck it in.
I know Amelia Earhart was rather mannish. Fine. I can accept that, but does Hilary Swank really need to portray another character that will further diminish her femininity in the eyes of the public. When they make the movie about the pregnant man, you just know Hilary is going to want to play the role.
It must be Friday and I must be in a good mood because Eva Longoria actually looks not ugly. Not hot, but not ugly.
Leelee Sobieski wearing lots of clothes. First it was Mariah and now Leelee. I think the world is going to end. Can't remember the last time Leelee was not dressed like a dominatrix.


LeAnn Rimes - Austin
Laura Linney doing theatre is a great thing. If you get the chance you have to see her.
Happy Birthday Lily Allen. She actually looks kissable. Someone must have spiked my liquor with more liquor or something. Can't believe I just said Lily looks kissable.
Kal Penn. I'm not going to kiss him, but if he agrees to do another Harold and Kumar film I will.

When is the last time any site gave Rob Corddry any love? Well here you go Rob.

When is the last time any of you gave love to Parminder Nagra? I don't know either but I am definitely volunteering.
This is like favorites day. Olivia Wilde is amazing.
Neil Diamond - New York
Mudcrutch - Los Angeles
Is this the same outfit he wore the other day? Can someone find Vince Vaughn some pastels or something?



See Vince. Here are your pastels and springy summer colors. Sigourney Weaver will help you out.
Punky!!! In a duvet cover.
Seal - Los Angeles

25 comments:

Ms Cool said...

More Daniel Craig, PLEASE.

arecibo said...

does Hilary Swank really need to portray another character that will further diminish her femininity in the eyes of the public.

God forbid that a woman not exude femininity at every opportunity! Because we all know that's the pinnacle of artistic expression.

I'm sick of this tired bullshit and alienation of women on this blog. I happily found this site months ago after searching for an alternative to Perez Hilton. I've been feeling for days that I should just stop reading CDAN, as I see you take cheap shots at women daily (slut, whore, dirty, cheap). It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Days before Mother's Day, I wish people would stop and think that a slur against an individual women insults all women. (This doesn't refer so much to your above post concerning Hilary Swank, but the general tone of your blog and your attitude towards women). And no, insulting men as well doesn't somehow mitigate that attitude.

So, as much as I will miss Full Frontal Friday ;)... I won't be back. Ciao.

Jesse D said...

I love the Leann Rimes "wrinkle your nose, not your forehead" face-crinkle. Hello Botox.

Seal is frightening. Matter of fact, I need to stop typing and scroll his face off my screen... hold on....

Ok. Olivia Wilde looks better as a blonde. Way, way better.

I don't like HS for the way she threw her ex husband under a bus to promote her career. Asshat. MANNISH asshat..

I like it better when Joss wears the long hippy dresses with the pink hair.

Daniel Craig is the hotness. Nuff said.

DNfromMN said...

I'm willing to go off topic with you Ent: Re: Action.
I loved that show, mostly because I had an odd fascination with Illeana Douglas. I must not have seen the last few episodes, because I don't remember him dying. I think it was taken off the air early in our market because it was basketball season or something.

It's funny to see Diablo Cody, who wrote a sweet and intelligent movie, seeing crap like What Happened in Vegas.

Yay for Sigourney Weaver. She needs to do more work.

jax said...

ok soo LEELEE is the dominatrix with Tommy boy?

Jennifer Love Huge-Tits is knocked up. trust.

Arcibo- i will think about that but that fact is the sluts were sluts, the bitches were bitches and the whore is a damn whore.
it's not like EL is Ice Cube from the 80s calling all women bitches n whores...just the bitches n whores. but i respect your opinion.

Sylvia said...

I thought the purpose of a blog is to express your thoughts/feelings.

Harriet Hellfire said...

That dress Diablo is wearing isn't very flattering. Kind of makes it look like everything in front is sagging.

I finally saw "juno" the other night. Cute movie, but I don't understand how dialogue like that can win someone as Oscar.

sheetrock said...

Tom Petty is awesome.

captivagrl said...

leann - i'm not loving your boobs in that dress, perhaps a bra would lift? and cynthia nixon has been looking beautiful! love must agree with her - she's glowing. the dress she wore on oprah was cute!

captivagrl said...

oh, and hilary swank is not a model or sex symbol, just a very talented actor. that's enough for me.

jindi said...

"I'm sick of this tired bullshit and alienation of women on this blog."

STANDS AND APPLAUDS, and waits for a woman who can't spell misogyny to step in and object.

and IGNORANCE, sheer IGNORANCE. that swirly pattern that shows up on finely patterned fabrics? it's CALLED MOIRE and it isn't the fabric, it's the photograph.

DUH.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I bet reading Perez Hilton almost caused you to have an aneurysm, then.

Whatever you do, make sure to stay clear of Michael K's D-Listed or you WILL have a cow.

Christine said...

I guess Demi is the married lady who who still has sex with the ex-hubby.

Knew it!

jenner said...

I have never seen a website that has so many return haters... and I don't mean "haters" in the teen lingo cutesy way, I mean people who actually dislike this blog but are still here everyday. Which, hey, it's your right, but it's really odd! LOL

the new Ashton Kutcher film who is sleeping with Demi Moore who used? to sleep with Bruce Willis


OK, that question mark - so Demi & Bruce ARE the exes still sleeping together. I think that was the general consensus, but nice to know (almost) for sure ;)


When they make the movie about the pregnant man, you just know Hilary is going to want to play the role.

teehee that made me giggle, for many reasons lol


I do NOT want to see Vince V in pastels, thankyouverymuch...LOL

Seal is a sexy bitch, man...

Twisted Sister said...

I have never seen a website that has so many return haters... and I don't mean "haters" in the teen lingo cutesy way, I mean people who actually dislike this blog but are still here everyday.


Wow - now it's MY turn to stand and applaud.

I respect Arecibo's decision to stop reading CDaN since she's upset by it. I see it the way Jax does, but that's just me. What I don't understand is Jindi and others who complain, yet remain. Really, if it's so bad, could it be this isn't a good fit for you?

jax said...

oh god..they'll be back. they always are to vent their control issues.

adrian said...

Am I the only person who thinks Demi is bearding Ashton??? And how much do you think Ashton, Demi, & Bruce kicked in together to pay off People so Rumor could be on their 100 most beautiful people list??

PollyPureBred said...

Hey all,
I return everyday because I know I will get a good laugh - I really appreciate the dry humor, intelligent posts and EL's witty comments. This is NOT perezhilton.com, nor is it an op/ed page trying to influence or educate.
Dry humor/sarcasm/certain POVs are not for everyone. I'm just glad this site is for me.
THANK YOU!

Sara said...

My two cents...

There is nothing particularly upright and moral about trolling the internet for gossip. Gossip can hurt people's reputations and feelings, even in Hollywood.

So once you get here, what do you expect? From one feminist to another, I'd like to hear from jindi and arecibo their version of feminist gossip.

In the meantime, keep spillin' the good dirt, Ent.

Marisa said...

hi-

dude it's friday, let's all just chill out.

also, my friend directed Olivia Wilde in an off-broadway play this year and said she was nothing short of awesome. Smart, sweet and cool. Not to mention gorgeous. Very down-to-earth. Just my 2 cents. have a great weekend!

Dave said...

SMF looks a lot like Alanis in that pic.

Vince heard black looks slimming, that's why he only wears black.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I caught one of the Mudcrutch gigs at the Troub. Good times.

sheetrock said...

Little Miss, I will be jealous of you for the remainder of the day!!

daylob said...

ACTION -

So the show was cancelled in its first season. Once they announced the cancellation - they shot a scene killing him off (they kind of knew it was coming) - the 2 episodes after his death on the DVD were never aired on television.

Why do I even know this.

Ugh.

Mooshki said...

jenner - LMAO!!!

I too love Kal Penn, but I have to say I was a bit disappointed by H&K 2. Probably because my expectations were too high. I do hope there's a third, especially after the post-credits scene. (You did all stay through the credits, right? If not, get thee back to the theater! It was almost as good as the Iron Man bonus scene.)