Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Random Photos Part One

There was some confusion on my part about where photos were, and what should go first, so today, the photos truly are random. This set also includes the very first safe for work photo of a reader for everyone to snark. Honestly, I don't want to snark your photos. I will let you do it, but I like all of you even the people that hate me, and so I don't want to snark people I like. It is one thing to make fun of celebrities or odd photos, but to do so to you, would not be fun. Plus, I don't know if they are really you or not. It could just be a neighbor or some really strange porn you found amusing that you decided to send me.


Cat Power - Mexico City
I don't think B.D. Wong gets enough credit for his acting or enough attention so here is some love for B.D.
The new face of Chanel is Audrey Tautou.
No, it isn't Scientology. It kind of looks like it but it is actually Paul Allen's house which is where Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are hanging out.
Alpha Beat - The Netherlands
Javier Bardem looks really cool here.

He then ruins it by breaking into We Are The World.
George Clooney dropped twenty years over night.
Although some would think I am posting this because it shows so much of Eva Mendes' leg, you would be wrong. I just really like the photo because you can tell she is rushing to get to the event at the Met but at the same time doesn't want to fall on her ass or to ruin the dress but still manages to look beautiful.
Derren Brown reads minds. To me, putting the blindfold on is kind of just showing off.
I think we can all agree that for reasons of public safety it is a very good thing that Paula Abdul stands in one place while talking on the phone. Not sure who would actually call her, but...


So did you hear about the mink coat Lindsay Lohan accidentally took that didn't belong to her? You really think this was a first time?
Kula Shaker - The Netherlands
The new Joker doll which is selling out all over the US.
Later that night, Rob and Jeff pulled up their shirts for Mardi Gras beads.

How is it that yesterday Tom Cruise was about five inches shorter than Katie and today he is just two inches shorter. Is Oprah really God? Does she have magic growing beans?


I know all of you are in mourning which is why I haven't mentioned the whole Ryan Reynolds engagement thing. Hey, on the bright side, he didn't get married last time. What will make this any different?
The reader photo.
Prince Harry really is all grown up. I'm guessing the bodyguard doesn't sit at home each night watching reruns of Little Britain. Just a guess though.
Pete Doherty got out of prison and then went home and got drunk. Seriously.

36 comments:

Harriet Hellfire said...

Ahahahahaha! Whoever that reader is, they're awesome!

shiny_special_one said...

Randomly:

• Eva Mendes looks like Cinderella in that photo. I like the color of her dress too, it looks great on her.
• If I saw Paula on the street like that, I'd have a really hard time resisting the urge to push her in front of oncoming traffic.
• LiLo probably liked that coat so much because it's the same color as her skin and hair.
• Um, why is Katie Holmes wearing blue shoes with that outfit? Tom looks like a marching band conductor in those pants
• I'd like to kick Chelsy Davy right between her wonk eyes. (That's right, I'm in a bad mood today, so what?)
• The Reader photo: That is wrong, wrong, wrong LOL! Now who's going to own up?
:-D

Harriet Hellfire said...

Oh come on...a little fuzzy armpit sniffin' never hurt anyone! *LOL*

Sylvia said...

I like B.D. Wong on law and order. I think he also came out on Oz.

Audrey T. is cute.

Javier B. trying to look manly LOL.

I really can't stand George Clooney, don't ask me why just don't like him.

Eva Mendez dress is beautiful and the color is perfect.

Lindsay seems to be going down the tube.

Gay Cruise doesn't want to come out of the closet and doesn't want to admit he is short LOL.

Never liked Julia R. but her dress is beautiful.

Bee's dress is gorgeous.

Never noticed that Gisele's butt sticked out that far. Is that a real butt or falsies.

What can I say about Posh to me she is still a fembot lol.

John M. looks stupid with the ked shoes.

jax said...

lol..sending whoever it is a lady gillette. awesome.

adrian said...

I don't think I would want anything back that Lindsey Lohan wore for 10 days.

kevin said...

Chan M, represent Whoo Whoo!

kevin said...

Chan M, represent Whoo Whoo!

Reese said...

Here's a bit of trivia: Crispian Mills, who is the singer and lead guitarist in Kula Shaker, is Hayley Mills' son. His father is Roy Boulting, who married the 20 year old Hayley when he was 53. (Disney wasn't pleased with that situation.)

This is at least the third time in this blog LiLo has been mentioned as stealing from others; she needs to be dealt with for that as much as she does for her other ugly habits. Amazing how she always manages to escape legally scott-free on her theft antics.

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

Well...because nobody wants their shit back like the law would require, they just want to call her out so she'll stop. Would you wear anything after LL?

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

And dare I say that Pete Doherty doesn't look like shit, for once?

califblondy said...

I know the lettering is small on Javier's shirt, but for our English readers, translated it says "I would never suffer from shrinkage with Califblondy."

kimmypie1 said...

Obviously LL is the answer to the blind about the actress who shoplifts and the guy she was dating was shocked.

Grace said...

Javier Barem is sexy-ugly.

Bee's dress was best-in-show.

Sylvia, I think I know why you don't like Clooney -- he's smug. That's the word -- smug.

Grace said...

I just have to mention Giselle -- seems she's more into sticking it to the baby mamma than really loving Brady. She's so determined to keep him and comes off as desperate with all the comments she's made about her.

Meanwhile, when Tom Brady is a has-been, she'll move on to greener pastures. I can't imagine them all still together when they're in their 50s and Brady has a beer gut.

Giselle will have to move on in a few years to someone else who's hot and A-list.

Rebecca said...

Oooh Grace, what has Giselle said about the baby mama? 'Cause I can't stand those two (Giselle and Tom).

Eva looks gorgeous.

B.D. Wong is awesomeness.

Javier Bardem is so manly and hairy... I love it. He's my type of man.

surfer said...

Didn't we all figure out that old blind about the B-list actress (Lindsay) stealing from her friends?

Califblondy, lol. That's the sign of true love!

Eva and her dress are absolutely stunning. Great color.

The Dude Abides said...

Judging from that well-toned calf, Eva should show Mischa a thing or two about the best way to slim down.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

You gotta admit though, that George Clooney is broiling in his hotness, how old is he now?

jax said...

i want to know how he went from Dean Martin's ghost to The Cloon in the ER days overnight.

lisbeth said...

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

IT's ME!!!

thanks ENT ! I'm truly honored.

maybe you can publish my other one as a special guest female photo in FFF? Not full frontal, but tuesday panties all the same!!!!

I have to send this link to everybody i know!!!

ha ha ha ha ha

ENT, you rock! i can't believe you actually did it!

lisbeth said...
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lisbeth said...

btw, it's my myspace photo right now.

my myspace name is "THAT Populist Misanthrope!" (like "THAT Girl," except an angry socialist/feminist/hermit.)
if anyone's curious (though frankly, i'm not very interesting), they can look me up on myspace. i won't link it here, because that's totally silly.

and yes, if you go there, you might notice i'm an enthusiastic stoner. JAX's kind words about the photo reminded me to mention it.

shiny_special_one said...

Lisbeth, you rock! LMAO

lisbeth said...

thanks shiny-special!

i photograph UNUSUALLY POORLY, so i don't really have any serious pictures of myself.

The Bad Seed said...

way cool lisbeth!! btw i scratched my screen & sniffed- you smell awesome!

The Bad Seed said...

gotta say im not seeing these people in the pics;

Julia R
Bee
Gisele
John M
Posh

did enty change the pics or do i need to take another pill or are youse guys lickin toads again??!!

lisbeth said...

you are too kind, bad seed.

i can tell by my greasy face that that pic from from a day off work = no shower.

mmmmm... day-old "Secret."

lisbeth said...

NOW IT'S TIME for the rest of you yahoos to pony up some truly "random" photos!!!!!

i wanna see y'all!

bionic bunny! said...

oh, i like this random poster game!!
more, enty, more!!

lisbeth, i bow to your bravery!

mngddess said...

Jax - 2 word for why Georgie looks younger...

"Grecian Formula"

Oh wait - maybe Canadians don't know what that is - it's stuff you put in graying hair to gradually make it dark again...

littleoleme said...

mngddess - We're Canada - not antoher planet silly so yes we do have Grecian Formula here. Why the great Rocket Richard (that's pronouced Ree-shard) did a classic commercial for the stuff in the
early 80's.

Mooshki said...

Ent, I'm glad that you still like Eva Mendez. I was worried after the blinds that she might be irredeemable. I know if she was truly hateful, you wouldn't say nice things about her.

Javier Bardem really is Jeffrey Dean Morgan's doppleganger, isn't he?

B.D. Wong is frakkin' aweseom.

Am I the only person on the planet who actually kinda likes Sarah Larson?

There's no way Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett are making it to the altar. She is just not ready to settle down.

RagDoll said...

Lisbeth,

I think you look like a rockstar who just doesn't give a shit!! Love it!!!

CeCe said...

Thank God you said that was Javier Bardem, because I seriously thought that I was looking at a wonky Robert Downey Jr. post-surgery.

Trix said...

Ha ha Lisbeth, I love that pic actually, you remind me of a down home Seattle type gal. Luvs it.