Monday, May 19, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 - Ahhh, you hear that? It's the sound of a gold digger? So imagine if you will that you are a reality star. A network reality star. As in this has nothing to do with MTV. So, our reality star is a female, although gold digging is by no means gender specific. Our reality star was at an event where she was unfamiliar with many of the people. Unfamiliar means she hadn't heard of them and so didn't know how much they made or what they did. So, she found a publicist at the event and made small talk and got her to spill on each person. When the publicist would rattle off an estimated worth, our reality star would wander over and flirt and try to get a number or give a number. Married, single, it really didn't matter. Cute, ugly? Inconsequential. The only thing that did was a big checkbook.

#2 - I've written about this couple before, but for such a young age they have certainly caught on to how the game is played. Married. She is an extremely popular singer and he is a nobody. He goes both ways, and she doesn't really care. She loves him, and doesn't want to give up so she lets him be. This is their latest trick. When they attend a party, they walk the red carpet and kiss and make nicey nice for the cameras. If a tabloid runs their picture, there they are. The happy couple. What they don't see is the husband taking off five minutes later to go meet his boyfriend. If someone asks about her husband inside the event, our singer just says that he is around somewhere.

45 comments:

lyz said...

#2 - Lee Ann Rimes and husband?

Marisa said...

2- how about gwen and gavin?

althought lee ann rimes sounds like a better guess...dammit

captivagrl said...

yeah, lee ann rimes.

lyz said...

Dang, I did good! First time!!!

captivagrl said...

#1. omarosa?

lyz said...

Oh man, I was just gonna say Omarosa! I can totally see it!

Ernestine said...

Don't care about number one, to be honest. I hate reality stars. I wish they'd all get gonorrhea and die.

TOTALLY LeeAnn and Dean whatshisface. He's a total nobody, they were married super young, and he's completely flaming.

Chatty said...

Oooo, I was going to say Christina and Jordan, but LeeAnn and whatshisface are a much better guess.

kellysirkus said...

Ernestine - I'm with you - Reality Stars are a Virus on the Planet that we must stamp out!

BUT ... I'm saying Kristy Lee Cook from Idol.
I hear she is so high on herself that she sends friends into stores and restaurants and salon to tell employees to make sure no other customers approach her.
LOL! What a tool!

#2 how about Avril
(probs LeeAnn though - she is pretty messed up still from her "divorce" from parents)

kellysirkus said...

Kristy Lee Cook - too big for her britches!

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/kristy-lee-cook-smalltown-nobody/

Grace said...

#1: I thought Omorosa was married?

#2: Lee Ann Rimes is a great guess! Gwen and Gavin are way too old -- they're in their 40s.

Wow, doesn't Lee Ann's husband have it good? The love of a good, RICH woman and the freedom to play.

Hope he doesn't bring home an STD...

Sarah said...

Chatty, I thought of Xtina at first, but then I figured that she probably wouldn't mind if her husband was into guys and would probably want to watch. What with "naked Sundays" and all, Xtina's a fairly freaky chick, which is why I love her so.

Ernestine said...

Kelly Sirkus: words cannot express how much I detest Kristy Lee Cook. If I ever see her in public, I'm kicking her right in the cooter. Right after I scream at her for that "God Bless the U.S.A." stunt -- which, according to my boyfriend, had me redfaced and shaking in anger. She's a total egregious whore, and I know that she's engaged, but she was also basically offering to fellate Simon on camera, so with this bitch, anything goes.

I honestly don't think the second blind is Xtina. She's pretty and famous enough to get herself a real hetero, and she seems pretty traditional that way -- bossy and unwilling to put up with pesky issues like her mate's unwavering bisexuality. Batboy is ugly as shit, but I don't think he likes the fellas.

Ernestine said...

P.S. I wish nothing but misery for our friend Avril, but I don't think this blind is about her.

captivagrl said...

grace - omarosa has been divorced for a while

Sweater said...

Wow, do some folks really consider Gavin Rossdale a nobody?
That little band of his was pretty cool once upon a time.

Marisa said...

sorry sweater (like the piece of clothing or the dampness issue?)-

I liked "machine head" as much as the next kid, but that was, like, fifteen years ago...i feel like his wife kind of overshadows him, no?

Sylvia said...

#2 Lee Ann Rimes for sure

Sweater said...

Clothing :)
Yeah I see what you mean about Gwen nowadays, I just think he made enough of a contribution to not be a 'nobody'.
Then again I just saw the video for Glycerine, so I'm highly biased at the moment.

Let me just say, in that video you appreciate more than his *cough* artistic abilities.

captivagrl said...

ernestine - didn't know you were a cooter kicker. i like that.

Dijea said...

Gavin is NOT a nobody. He also acts and he has a new CD coming out.

#1 - Realty TV Sucks so who cares
#2 - No offense, but seriously YUCK!

Sara said...

Dijea,

Maybe you'd like to know that your Gavin is a tranny-lover.

Yuck to you.
_______________________

I definitely think LeAnn Rimes and husband for #2. Neither Christina now Gwen have nobody husbands (not from the perspective of LA scenesters, anyway). Let's hear it for little ol' LeAnn letting her husband get freaky.

Please let #1 be someone besides Omarosa. I'm tired of her name coming up all the time.

d said...

I learned a new word today: cooter
Made me laugh.

bionic bunny! said...

hey, i still love survivor... still would've loved to be on it in it's earlier days! just call me a probst prober! lol!

ajurk said...

i would tend to think that Omarosa would have done her homework and would have known who had what. plus it would have said something about no one giving her their number. im thinking Parv, that trifflin' bitch that won survivor.

Shallow Gal said...

Yes Parvati (sounds like Poverty ha!) from survivor, trifflin bitch is right. and she always goes on about what a "flirt" she is and the blind item says "flirt" so...

valerie said...

I agree, ajurk. I'm putting money on it being Parvati from Survivor. She just screams gold digger. I don't see why Kristy Lee Cook, who's engaged, would be hitting on other men.

RagDoll said...

#1 Ooh...Parv! All the way.

#2 I like the LeeAnn guess. Katherine McPhee/Nick Cokas...although McPhee is not as popular as before...

Katja said...

What about that blonde girl from big brother all stars. The one who kept trying to snag the Dr. and or that other guy (his BFF). I can't remember her name...

Harriet Hellfire said...

Nothing for me to add here! *L*

MonkeyHelperL said...

I'll add another vote to Team Parvati for numero uno!!!

*Cues up "Gold Digger" by Kanye West*

Jamie's Girl said...

Unfamiliar about people is not Omarosa, plus she has the balls to walk up to them and say "Tell me what you do, Mr. Man". Omarosa worked for Bill Clinton. She knew everybody in Hollywood already, as Bill did.

I was thinking #2 was Mariah Carey with her gay husband, but I'm rethinking. Very well could be LeeAnn.

noel said...

I am going to go different for #2 and Guess Ashlee and Pete in commemoration of their new marriage.

cinnarose said...

#1, Danielle from Big Brother 9 (I think). She has gold digging whore written all over her. Her and father both do.

#2, no real guesses, but the LeAnne Rimes one seems probable to me.

HautieTx said...

BI #2

The only reason I don't think it is LeeAnne is simply cause that husband loves to be in the pictures. That boy is attached to her hip. And I have never notice her being left all alone at events. There he is... with that big crazy smile, holding her hand.
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I don't think its Gwen either... even if Gavin has not been near as popular... everyone seems to know about his past with his band Bush.

But than again... it does really make me think it's them.... simply cause there has been so much talk about his liking the tranny's...

Amy said...

I 20th LeeAnn and her husband.

I saw a rerun of a cribs episode with them the other day and he did seem very flaming. What is funny is they were showing that they having a lot of naked women artwork around the house..maybe she is trying to convince him to switch over.

Molly said...

now clue for number 1 too many network reality shows that I don't pay attention too. for 2 i have a feeling its Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. she's been around long enough to know how the game is played and Ent didn't specify if they were recently we or not.

valerie said...

No way #2 can be Mariah and Nick Cannon. First off, it says "for such a young age". Mariah is no spring chicken anymore. Secondly, Nick Cannon isn't a nobody.

schneefloeckli said...

Avril's husband isn't a nobody either. He's the singer of Sum41. I'm going with LeAnn as well.

unicorn jones said...

hear, hear

#1 - Parvi whatever I don't know who it is but let's go w/ her

#2 leann and her DL man. whoever guessed that -- excellent job! I thought xtina at first, too, then realized she is definitely NOT one to stay quiet b/c she wants to keep him around. she would sooner join them.

--uj
http://www.unicornjones.blogspot.com

notachance said...

#1 - Parvati Shallow - her name says it all

#2 - I don't think it's LeAnn & Dean - Dean sticks around at all the awards shows, they show him sitting in the audience with her.

Mooshki said...

she was also basically offering to fellate Simon on camera

Can't say I blame her for that. He turns me on for some reason. Probably a combination of the accent and self-confidence.

NatD said...

1. Parvati (hate that bitch, and am PISSED she won!)

2. LeAnn and Dean

3. I heart Ernestine. Actually, I heart anyone who hates Kristy Lee Cook and Kelly Pickler as much as I do.

Amy said...

I've heard rumors about Batboy being bi before, so I'm going with Xtina for number 2.

Tea Lady said...

I dunno about Leann and Dean. Yeah, I know he's a dancer turned songwriter, but would ENT consider mid twenties "such a young age"?