Monday, May 05, 2008
Heather Mills recently turned down $200,000 to be the face for a UK adult entertainment store. It was just for one year and they just wanted to use her face and have her make some appearances. They thought that because she had been a hooker in the past and a nude video model that she would be the perfect person.
I agree. Apparently though, Heather Mills' people didn't think it was such a great idea. Mill's PR person said the deal was not "the right direction" for her career. Well, I'm not sure what direction her career is going. What does she think she is going to be able to do. Oh, sure we know she will be the biggest pain in the ass Paul McCartney has ever had. She will probably hound him into an early death and then go to court for 20 years to try and get Beatrice more of his money from his estate.
No one likes you Heather. Oh, I'm sure you can get some work as a party hostess because people want to see you, but after a few times and they realize that you are nothing special, you will be stuck doing nothing. There aren't going to be movies or book deals unless you want to spill what you haven't even admitted.
You aren't going to get a talk show or a cooking show or even a reality show. No one wants to spend the next 13 weeks watching you whine about how $46 million won't get you very far. So, take the $200,000 and join everyone else in the real world.