You Think Victoria Beckham Is An Alien? I'll Show You An Alien
I don't know what it is with this Princess Letizia from Spain and my obsession. I honestly want to know what the hell kind of torture she faced while she was growing up that she always looks like this. She moves so stiffly that if she had less hair and talked about global warming incessantly I would think it was Al Gore in drag.
Seriously, did her parents beat her when she didn't look like a robot? Get sent to bed without dinner? Time outs? What caused this? She's always like this. Look at the first photo and tell me there isn't a crapload of tension in her? She is in desperate need of a Vicodin. I'm surprised her thumb isn't bruised. Look at the last photo in the sequence when she moves her fingers. It is almost like an explosion because there was no other movement. I know you guys probably don't care about her or her husband, but she is really starting to freak me out.
8 comments:
LOL.
When she was a reporter she was a very bubbly person. She would always look happy and totally outgoing. I guess now she is just trying to play the part being the princess of Asturias. But I agree she could and should smile more.
She freaked me out even when she was the anchor for the public tv evening news. She's totally fake like that.
She's being choked by that dress - somebody help her!
By the way, to all who were too lazy to email me privately (heh heh), I've been given permission by Twisted Sister to tell ya'll whats up. She's upset with EL's hypocrisy about women's bodies, namely, calling Beth Ditto beautiful, then baiting us all into slamming Mischa Barton's cellulite. The hypocrisy was enough for TS that she felt the need to no longer participate. She has mentioned she may make a home at Jax's blog, or mine. She thanks you all for the well wishes!!
And those are actually good photos of her. I know people who know her and all the comments are quite positive but they all say she is very nervous and tens.
But, as spaniard, I am quite pleased with her so far, she is far better than the one from Norway!
oh my god. i can't stop laughing. i love you ent. and you're right. she makes vicky look like a normal, fun person. and her husband? king of the robots. i wonder how they have sex. hmm.
Girl just needs to have a martini or two before public appearances. Drop those shoulders!!
I'm startled that her handlers/lady in waiting let her go out with her bra clearly visible. I'm guessing the Queen's staff had a little talk with her DIL's people afterwards.
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