Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Diddy Waxes His Balls


Actually according to Sean Combs he waxes everything except the hair on his head. He feels that all men owe it to the ladies to not have a hair on their body and that women appreciate it. According to an interview he just did with The Daily Mail he has a new regimen.

If you will recall I believe he said once that he would invite women over to help him get ready and that he would make an evening just out of getting ready.

Now, he has apparently modified that.

"While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink - vodka and lemonade - and listen to some James Brown.

Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure - and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed."

To make matters worse, the Didster, splashes on his cologne all over his newly waxed genitals. That is going to sting, and also give whatever unlucky male or female is down there a really bad taste in their mouth. I mean I enjoy the smell of perfume on a woman, but I don't want to open my mouth and have you just spray it in my mouth. To me, Diddyliddy makes it seem as if no one has bought his damn cologne and so he is personally taking it upon himself to slather as much on as he can on his hairless, female like body.

Hey, for all I know, I could be wrong and Diddilypiddily could be right. I mean he has more money and chicks than me, although the chicks he tends to have sex with seem to be willing to have sex with almost anyone and are probably very complimentary so maybe they are just telling Staypuffmarshmellow what he wants to hear.

Ahhh, who gives a crap. The sad part is I don't think he is making any of it up.

24 comments:

Jewels said...

You're too damn funny, you know that?
Diddilypiddily? LOVES IT! LMAO!

But I have to agree with him, too many men forget about the manscaping...

irishstayc2 said...

Sean Combs
the Didster
Diddyliddy
Diddilypiddily
Staypuffmarshmellow

LOVE IT!!! STELLAR EL!!

PS: and personally , unless i want to feel like a pedophile, which is never... i prefer a little hair on my man Thank you very much Mr. StayPuff-DiddyDiddy-Dadoo-runrun

jax said...

ha! liking a manscaped dude does not a pedophile make dear!

skin on skin is hot and interesting....thats all im sayin.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Waxing and then splashing down with cologne? *ESPECIALLY* in the nether regions? **YEOWCH!*
Why doesn't he have his date just kick him in the crotch? It'd sure save time.

Kristen S. said...

I would not touch a waxed man with a 10-foot pole. A man who pays more attention to his "grooming" that I do has no chance.

Nothing better than a hairy chest and legs.

irishstayc2 said...

Jax - I meant just for me - not for everyone who likes bare guys. I just have always been into the rugged, manly man type and a squeaky clean guy would be such a turn off for me. A little manscaping is good... somewhere between BEAR & BARE. HAHAHAHA i just cracked myself up!

Judi said...

I've NEVER found this guy interesting. The mere thought of his nether regions sickens me.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Grooming - yes.
Cologne on balls - not so much.

Dave said...

I've heard of cologne stinging the nostrils, but stinging the nads?

captivagrl said...

aw, sounds like some one has stinky balls. diddy, who told you that your balls stink?

jax said...

kirsten- i hear ya...i like hair in the rest of the palces lol. but manscaping is 'new and exciting' for all involved..ya hear?? LOL.

babyface shane said...

sean combs is a woman mascarading as a man

RagDoll said...

Lock him in a room with Keanu reeves and let's see whose grooming habits rub off on whom, LOLOLOL!!!

Kristen S. said...

hahaha jax! Well, maybe just for the pure sadism of it....

Grace said...

I do remember reading an article at the time he was with JLo that for one of his parties they stayed upstairs getting mani-pedis and took forever to get ready, so I believe it.

I think ENT ran with it and assumed Diddy splashes cologne on his nether regions -- Diddy's quotes do not indicate that he does, unless someone has read that particular article. I mean, come on!! Ewww!!

IndigoBlue said...

I'm on Team Hair. Not like nekkid sweater wearing back hair, but a little something that proves I'm with someone over the age of majority turns me on. Not that variety isn't the spice of life, had both, been both and prefer a little fuzz. Just sayin'.

adrian said...

He needs a chin implant. The guy is just gross.

Sylvia said...

I can't stand this idiot. Really thinks he is gods gift to women/men LOL.

I think either I read it or heard it on TV where he says he goes for anything which I think he let that slip. Probably got too excited thinking about it LOL.

And what happen to him getting together with his Idiot better half Kim Porter who is as stupid as he is.

Ernestine said...

There's no one less sexy than Puff fucking Daddy. I'd rather screw the bloated, portly corpse of Christopher Wallace, thanks very much.

so_chic_darling said...

GAY?

Binky said...

Even assuming that one were to prefer waxed balls (yikes!), what the hell happens when the stubble starts growing in? Who's gonna wanna be anywhere near sandpaper balls? (Not that anyone's gonna be getting anywhere near 'em anyway because his hand's gonna be down there constantly anyway, scratching 24/7)! And then when he's got pseudofollicultis from all the ingrown hairs, and pus, and ointment, and ... eeuuw! I can't think of a WORSE idea! He can wax all he wants; I'm not getting anywhere near that pompous ass and his ingrown balls anyway! I'll just sit here and laugh and him and his itchy, smelly ballsack!

adrian said...

Binky, reminds me of the Alec Baldwin skit on Saturday Night Live with Martha Stewart--I think it was Schweddy Balls. Maybe Diddyilypiddily can change his name to that.

trashtalker said...

Hilarious! Great headline, great post, great comments! I don't know why Doody (that's what I'm calling him now) thinks anybody really gives a crap about his balls, but it makes for good blogging.

selenakyle said...

Y'all are on fire today--I'm not sure any group of posts has ever cracked me up this good--these are priceless!

And now I'm 110% convinced that Diddy is a total gaywad, end of story.

...'course, no offense to all self-respecting homosexuals out there, many of whom I love dearly...