Tuesday, June 03, 2008

I Beg Your Forgiveness

Yesterday I was sent a variety of e-mails which threatened me with all matters of harm if I did not correct my error. What error? Omitting Johnny Depp from Random Photos yesterday. It was not my intention to do so but alas it occurred, and so I am hoping that you will see fit to call off your knives, voodoo dolls and Denise Richards singing telegrams in return for this Johnny Depp MTV Movie Award bonanza. I would almost call it a buffet, but that would lead to all sorts of innuendo about eating and things which I would rather avoid. As I have said over and over in FFF, this is a family blog. Kind of like American Idol without Paula or the judging. No judging here. It only leads to poor performance if you know what I mean. Actually poor would be kind of nice. Most of the time it leads to no performance.









25 comments:

Bad Fish said...

Whoopity freakin' fucking doo.




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DNfromMN said...

Denise Richards singing telegram.. that's one I'll have to remember next time I threaten you, Ent. :)

tania said...

Dammit Johnny, push your hair out of your eyes!
/mom mode/

canadachick said...

you are forgiven.....just don't let it happen again LOL

Amber said...

I liked how Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill were shaking their heads and giving the 'thumbs down' when Johnny won hahaha

lyz said...

Johnny loves me. He just doesn't know it yet.

selenakyle said...

Wow, Johnny de-Frenchs nicely when he wants to--actually looks like he bathed for a change.

Looks kinda nekkid without all the accessories.

Sara said...

Off to make my Johnny Depp flip book...

califblondy said...

Sorry, but he's never done it for me. What's with the hairdo?

tracee said...

I love me some Johnny...but dare I say these photos aren't flattering.

Ent, you did that purpose. You are so jealous! Geez!

Stephen said...

Is that Johnny Depp or KD Lang?

adrian said...

get your hair off your face johnny!

RagDoll said...

OK, OK.....Ent says "all sorts of innuendo about eating and things which I would rather avoid"


Bear with me, here, guys...

OK, heeeeeeeere's JOHNNY...


presenting awards. "PRESENTING," right? And there's like eighty katrillion pics of Just Johnny here.

Is he our "presenter" who flung the peel from a 'nanner with a love-letter in it across the aisle on a flight (the blind above)?????


Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! OMG, sorry. I just had to implant the image in some of your minds. I'm so bored this afternoon.......

Grace said...

Yeah, I'm not so sure I'm on the Johnny train, either. Anyone who moves to France in order to smoke just doesn't make me giddy.

jax said...

wtf is wrong with you people?
you whine and moan for your precious Johhny only to sneer at his less than pefect look???

sorry dude looks HOT. and im not even a Depp girl. he hasn't looked this good since Jumpstreet. recognize! lol.

adrian said...

I just want to see his face! He looked so great in Finding Neverland. That's because I could see his face.

ms_wonderland said...

The hair is for the role of John Dillinger which JD is filming in Chicago. It's a 1930's short back-and-sides. He's looking damn hott. New tat, even wore the jeans without holes.

Moved to France to smoke? He's been there 10 years!

Johnny Depp turns 45 next Monday, and we expect more pics Ent! Please?

irishstayc2 said...

i GOTTA SAY I WAS NEVER ONE TO SWOON OVER jOHNNY dEPP BUT SOMETHING ABOUT HIM ON THE mtv AWARDS THE OTHER NIGHT HAD ME FANNING AWAY AN ATTACK OF THE VAYPAHS. Crap - sorry for the caps - i am too lazy to retype it

p m said...

we love you, too, EL

liveunderarock said...

I would take Johnny anyway I could get him. I know the Minivan Mamas are thrilled with the clean cut look. But it isn't for me.

JM said...

It looks like he's starting to age badly; that's why the hair is covering his face.

hotchacha said...

I love Johnny, but these photos seem a little weird. I think it has to do with the fact that the mini wispy sideburns that everyone naturally has are shaved away. The look is a little.... post-chemo, I want to say.

My boyfriend has a very similar look. Almost the same bone structure too. But his mini 'burns are there.

Urban Myths said...

The haircut is for the current movie he is filming. He plays John Dillinger in Public Enemies. I think he looks fantastic.

barbara said...

Johnny looks good whatever way he wears his hair. And yes, the haircut is for "Public Enemies" which is due out next July. Those who criticize him are envious. Johnny Depp is not just good looks.If any of his critics took the time to research before they comment they would find that he is an extremely intelligent,well read, talented and versatile man. He is one of a kind...

Debbie said...

Barbara - You are 100% on the mark, but don't forget kind, sweet, friendly, generous, and very unpretentious. He has never forgotten his Kentucky/Florida roots and he is completely "un-Hollywood". BTW, he lives part of the time in France because Vanessa is French. He has never "moved" to France.