Thursday, June 19, 2008
One person who will not be on Mario Lopez's holiday list is Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes all by herself has managed to halt production on "A Chorus Line" and thus cause Mario Lopez to lose his job. How did this happen? Well Ms. I can't act, but deserve to be paid the most is getting paid more than anyone else in the cast and would only commit to a very short term contract. I'm assuming she did this either to make sure she could run away quickly if she or the play bombs or if some studio head gets drunk off his ass one night and offers her a film. I would love to see Katie Holmes, Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Aniston in a film with Jessica Simpson in a cameo, and Mariah Carey as the Fairy Godmother. Just put all the box office disasters in one film and that way the studios could just throw away lots of money on one film and know the rest of their films would be safe for the year.
Anyway, Katie is getting paid such a huge sum that the production needed to find a bigger theatre to help pay for her. Normally her production would just be in a playhouse, but because she is costing such a huge amount they are having to move into a musical theatre because they have more seats. The theatre they got is the theatre that has A Chorus Line. So, bye bye Mario and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way back to Celebrity Big Brother UK. Oh, or he could go do Dancing With The Stars in Australia with Tara Reid.
Oh, and although I am just mentioning Mario, let's not forget all the other cast members from the show that she is putting out of work also. Have a nice day.