Friday, June 13, 2008

Kids Fashion Line Perhaps?


Michael Jackson is in the process of designing his very own fashion line. He and Christian Audigier are in the first phases of designing the line and hope to have something out in the stores by the spring. Now, that report comes from Life & Style. They really don't have anything else to say about it except for the fact that Michael is spending all of his own money to do it.

I'm just kind of wondering what kinds of clothes he is designing that people will want to wear. I can't even think of a time in my life where I said to myself, "OMG, look what Michael is wearing. I need that." There have been times in my life when I have looked at Michael though and said, "WTF is he wearing?"

With that being said, Michael probably does have a lot of experience with children's fashions. He has probably worn them, seen them, removed them, and really just investigated them thoroughly. Therefore, it probably makes the most sense for him to design a line for kids. Of course he will need lots of real models to try on his clothes and lots and lots of fittings and private runway shows just to make sure he gets everything just right. Of course he doesn't have to look very far to find kids to play with since he has some of his own. Yeah. Think about that. Have you really thought about that?

10 comments:

kris said...

there goes my lunch

GammaGirl said...

Ent, that picture is chilling.
Oy!

captivagrl said...

yuk.

RagDoll said...

Epaulettes!!! Sequins! face-burquas!! All with cheezy little tool-esque faux tattoo designs! Love Kills Slowly!!!!!

So does cyanide mixed into the eyeliner, Mike.

Bad Fish said...

That Christian Audigier sounds like he's a PR flackie turned designer. He knows how to pull all the publicity stunts. Yesterday he had Sarah Larson come in with about five million paps so she could writhe on his couch in a few dresses and pretend she's launching a "modeling" career.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

What do Wal*Mart and MJ have in common? Both have boys pants half-off!

ba dum dum...ching!

*jazz hands*

Harriet Hellfire said...

*LOL* I shouldn't laugh, but I did.

adrian said...

I think he should have the Jonas Brothers rep is line. Then Taylor Hicks will have more events to show up at.

eileen said...

i, for one, look forward to his line of surgical masks.

vitriol said...

I can only think of one item he can corner in the clothing market; Bungee cords for babies?