Thursday, June 12, 2008

Today's Blind Items

This one kind of freaked me out a bit. Not because of the content so much because, lets face it, this kind of thing happens. The part that freaked me out was that I had no idea that this A- list actress with A+ name recognition did coke. Apparently she loves it. Did I mention she is married? Well she is and there have always been questions about her marriage, so I'm not really surprised she went after a hot looking no name actor from her latest film. Hell, her husband would probably go after him if given the chance as well. Our no name actor loves coke but could never really afford it. Well, with his new mistress that isn't any kind of problem because she buys him whatever he wants plus coke. He told his friends that her favorite game is to do lines right off his chest. Since they got back from their press tour, their time has been limited, but during the entire press tour they were together 24/7 leaving poor hubby back at home. Not that he's actually money poor himself mind you. Poor as an expression.

92 comments:

i am a princess, yes i am said...

i'm going with Katherine Heigel...sp?

Melissa said...

Katie Holmes?

Janele said...

SJP??

Moosefan said...

Catherine Zeta Jones...Does she have something in the works?

jagerlilly said...

I'm with Janele on this one..horsey herself...

Lucky777 said...

Is there some kind of legend somewhere to define all the A-, A+ name, C list titles?

Ted said...

Julia Roberts?

adrian said...

"poor as an expression?" what does that signify?

Marcy said...

Adrian - it means poor as in sympathy.
I really hope this is not SJP, but it all fits dammit.

jw12 said...

Is SJP A list?

yo yo said...

Could be SJP and that hot naked guy from the film?

Kristen S. said...

Yep, SJP fits...who's the no-name? Can't be Jason Lewis. Haven't seen the movie - are there any hot "Busboy #2" types in it?

Janele said...

jw12 said...
Is SJP A list?


Absolutely!

adrian said...

Marcy--stupid me!! if it is SJP, think of how much she could snort up with her nose.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I want this to be Katie Holmes, but there's no way she's even A-.

SJP fits. She's A list for her awards for SATC when it was on HBO.

Who's the guy? Jason Lewis? Probably not. How about the guy who plays Steve?

jindi said...

if it's sjp then the guy is jason lewis.

can usually tell habitual coke suers by their constantly-nasal voice (ahem, blohan, anniston) - haven't heard sjp ever sounds nasal?

i don't want to believe this >8(

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

I personally dont know of Sam's naked neighbor so this totally could be SJP. Crazy!!

junglekitten said...

Kate Bekinsale?

DBF said...

The part about her husband going after him if given the chance fits too...and there have ALWAYS been questions about their marriage being a sham. Poor Matthew Broderick!

jw12 said...

Take it for what it's worth but I met a dude in New Orleans (this was in 1991)that told me that his brother and SJP had sex. He told me that the have an 'open' realtionship.
He didn't mention coke but he was wasted sitting next to me at a blackjack table.

califblondy said...

SJP has never struck me as a cokehead and I don't think Ent would give her an A- for acting.

jw12 said...

I always read that SJP was so cheap that's why I have a hard time believing it.

melcon80 said...

Would the actor who plays Samantha's neighbor be on the press tour?

Kristen S. said...

Jason Lewis isn't really no-name though, is he?

wood1107 said...

I remember reading on a gossiprocks thread a while ago ("first hand celebrity rumors") that someone personally witnessed SJP doing tons of coke at a private party. Take that for what it's worth.

curious_cailyn said...
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jw12 said...

don't puke but...

if the Jimmy Choo fits...

I know that is so bad!!!

curious_cailyn said...

bah!!! That's cute, jw12!

And the choo definitely fits. :)

Reese said...

Gwenyth, maybe? She's been doing a lot of press for her films lately, and Chris Martin is always elsewhere. He's far from "poor" in his own right.

curious_cailyn said...

Hmmm... I haven't seen the SATC movie, but Gilles Marini played a character named "Dante," who was supposedly naked in a shower scene. (If you saw the film, I'm SURE you remember..)

Gilles definitely qualifies as a "no-name" and he's most certainly HOT! He also appears to be MARRIED, which makes sense since Ent referred to the A-/A+ actress (SJP) as the actor's "mistress"...

Here's a PHOTO of the two at the New York premiere.

gossipmonger said...

reese: i'm on your page, I was thinking gwyneth also. but has there always been questions about her marriage?

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Dakota Fanning.

Mooshki said...

Given Sex & the City's huge opening box office, I'd guess that'd put her in the A- category right now.

Uber*nought said...

Well, at least nobody can pin this on Lindsay Lohan.

captivagrl said...

SJP is the first that came to mind. forget guessing the "no name".

captivagrl said...

Paltrow is A list, not A-, she's an oscar winner.

curious_cailyn said...

Yeah, I agree with Captivagirl.
It's definitely SJP, but now that I see the full SATC cast list, guessing Mr No-Name is impossible. (Too many no-name hotties...)

Amanda said...

I also like SJP, but Dante is too bit player and I can't imagine he'd be on the press tour.

Ergo, I'm going with SJP and Jason Lewis (with mistress intended as a term referring to patron). Dude looked way high at a couple of premieres. Teeny, tiny pupils.

Ed said...

Eva Longgoria?

Sylvia said...

If you haven't seen SATC wait till it's on cable. Didn't think it was as good as the series. Dante has a fantastic bod hehehe.

parissucksliterally said...

SJP lived with Robert Downey Jr for years, when he was getting heavily into drugs. She left him because of his problems, which is the only thing that would keep me from thinking it is SJP. Everything else fits....

captivagrl said...

I am confused about the "no name" actor doing the press tour. maybe he had a different function on the tour, like a handler/gopher maybe? And he's also a struggling actor? The BI doesn't say he was in her film.

gossipmonger said...

captivagrl, it says: 'I'm not really surprised she went after a hot looking no name actor from her latest film.'

beyondseattle said...

just because SJP left Downey because of his drug problem doesnt mean she didnt indulge. in fact the reason she was with him so long just tells me she probably did. just like when someone leaves an alcoholic doesnt mean they dont drink themselves

captivagrl said...

gossip - thx, i missed that.

captivagrl said...

I am sooo looking forward to the upcoming reveals! Thanks again ENT! You give us something fun to look forward to all week!

califblondy said...

I saw the movie the day it came out and I clapped, cried, and laughed with the rest of the SATCaholics.

If this guy is the naked neighbor, well, minus the coke crap, good for you SJP.

shegundala said...

A- actress with A+ name recognition - I'd lean toward CZJ. She's A- but definitely a big name, bigger than SJP if you ask me. Plus there were all those rumors about her hanging out at events with other guys, etc. I'd put my money on her rather than SJP.

Nina said...

Is it wrong that this blind item makes me like SJP a whole lot more?

And I deff agree beyondseattle. I always had a hard time believing that she never indulged while with downey jr.

Lynne said...

I just looked at the picture of SJP with Gilles, and the look on her face just screams she is sooooooo screwing him!

gossipmonger said...

ok, off topic! actually, im going back to the Neil Diamond the Thug story. You have got to check out this movie. I mean it MUST have been based on something.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lords_of_Flatbush

plot: Set in the late 1950's, the coming-of-age story follows four Brooklyn teenagers known as The Lords of Flatbush. The members of The Lord chase girls, steal cars, play pool and hang out at a local candy store.

sounds like a "gang"

gossipmonger said...

why do we have to refer to them as fag husbands?

jenner said...

Nina said...
Is it wrong that this blind item makes me like SJP a whole lot more?

3:22 PM

HAHA Nina I thought the same thing lol! Makes it seem like OK, maybe she DOESN'T have such a huge pickle up her arse (or does, depending on how you want to take that lol)

I agree this sounds like SJP, but I disagree with Jason Lewis being the no name. We all seem to know his name, so... ;) LOL

jenner said...

Does anyone think it could be Cate Blanchett? She's in the random pics, was promoting Indiana Jones...

Although just having had her 3rd baby it seems unlikely...BUT YOU NEVER KNOW hehe

Rebecca said...

Gwyneth all the way. A- because she hasn't worked in a bit. She's still A list, though.

Amy said...

CZJ hasn't done a press tour in a while either. SJP was the first name that came to mind here.

Rebecca said...

Or SJP with this guy (Dave Bradford):

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2861472/resume

or this guy (Gilles Marini):

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1694302/

They look like they may have nice chests.

Rebecca said...

I posted those two comments after reading all of yours. You guys beat me to the punch. That Gilles Marini sure is something.

I think I may be one of the only people who think SJP is kinda sexy. I guess she's an acquired taste. JFK Jr. seemed to loooove blondes.

Liz said...

I don't buy SJP. I think she is too much of a control freak to do drugs. I like the Gwyneth guess. Didn't she do press for Iron Man?

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Miss X said...

Note that it probably has to be a guy with a bare chest. I agree with a previous poster that the photo of the SJP and no-name has that look of intimacy. Compare with the photo of him and Kim Catrall. Anyway, good job SJP, he is a total hottie. But, give up the coke and the cigs girl, sometimes you look really beat.

intheq said...

this is ben affleck.

this one time, i was on a plane and guy next to me said his sister's college roommate had a neighbor whose younger brother once blew lines with affleck in a strip club in sheboygan. plus there are all those rumors about ben cheating on his husband...

Dead Kennedy said...

I call them fag husbands because a fag in England is a bundle of sticks and that's exactly what they shove up their ass when Tom Cruise isn't there to buttfuck them.

Dead Kennedy said...

I'm Ted Kennedy and I'm Dead.

Grace said...

I also thought Gwyneth. No one would suspect her of drug use because she's so into the organic health food and working out with Madonna thing. And she did a huge press tour all over Europe.

And spent very little time with hubby.

Lissa said...

I don't think it is SJP, she is very into being a "mother". I just don't think she would be that stupid.

Marina Ortiz said...

I'm thinking someone older, like Meryl Streep or Diane Keaton...

Lissa said...

I like the Julia Roberts guess, she is always flirting with the male interviewers...

AMD said...

Katie Holmes? Are you crazy? You think Tommy Girl would ever let her out of his sight?

Even if she did do lines and lines of coke with a lover, I'd never feel sympathy for him. I'd say go for it honey, anything to get away from him!

Flagler said...

SJP reminds of Madonna, complete control freak, no time for drugs unless they give you the power to be more in control.

I like the Gywneth guess.

Liebez said...

Its not SJP.

Its nicole kidman

CarolMR said...

I've always heard that SJP is extremely anti-drug.

Gimme Shelter said...

Will somebody please put this Dead Kennedy out of his misery?

RagDoll said...

SJP. and Rebbecca: Gilles Marini (spelling? did I bomb that?) was in the Random Photos this week....

privacycunt said...

i'm still new to this site, but i've never seen EL post the answers to the blinds, where do i find those?

Sarahnoir said...

Angelina (Pre Pregnancy) and James McEvoy? Seeing loads of publicity for that new film of theirs...She's A+ and he's mainly known for UK TV....

Wendy said...

I can't believe no one has guessed TILDA SWINTON!!!

tania said...

"a fag in England is a bundle of sticks"
No it bloody isn't - it's a cigarette!

Nicole? What was the movie, then?

Jesse D said...

Holy crap, curious cailyn, you made my WEEK withtthe pic of that fine piece of arse. Smokin! And yes, i think this makes me like her more. LOL

tania said...

Wendy: nah - Tilda is in an open marriage, has a man on the side, and makes no secret of it.

I vote SJP. OK, I hear all of you who say she doesn't seem the type to take coke. But Ent makes the point that he didn't know she took coke , and that he was freaked out by this.

sarahnoir - I wouldn't call McEvoy 'no name'. Certainly not after Atonement. And why would Ent be freaked that Angelina took coke? She used to take heroin....

mngddess said...

Once again - Curious Cailyn to the rescue! lol I can never figure these damn things out. OK, once in a while.

This is one of the easier ones as there aren't many A list movie actresses with the A+ recognition. I went for Julia Roberts, personally. But the clues fit SJP and that hunk of a nekkid Italian in the movie. An yes, I would be shocked to find that she was doing coke.

I actually admire SJP. Her bio goes that from an early age her rather large family was poor and it was up to her to be the money maker. Not a great thing to load onto a ten year old.

acetomato777 said...

Both Jolie and Kidman are pregnant. I think That would freak ENT out more than not thinking they did coke.

The freakout part is that the actress is not the type you'd guess to be a cokehead.

I've never heard rumblings about Christ Martin or Michael Douglas being gay.

It looks more and more like SJP - and she's so gaunt it wouldn't be that shocking. And that would be stunning if it is SJP because she isn't a party circuit type, and she seems to have her **** together (unlike most notorious Hollywood cokeheads).

Joanna said...

Damn, I didn't like the SJP guess, but now you all have convinced me! Haha. I kinda like it because of the irony. Left her 7 year open relationship with RDJ because of drugs - only to become a huge cokehead by the time he finally kicks the stuff. It would be poetic.

I don't really like the Gwyneth guess, though. She fits because she doesn't seem the type to take coke, but she's still straight up A list to me since Iron Man (same with CZJ - even though she hasn't done anything big in a while). Plus, what actors from Iron Man would be no name? The main cast on the press tour were ALL big names, while SATC definitely had a lot of no name eye candy around.

RagDoll said...

Privacycunt:

Over to the right of the page, there's a list of hyperlinks in blue, beneath the ads. One of them is "blind Items revealed."

Click on that, and you'll get the answers to selected (but not all) blinds.

gossipmonger said...

Jenner, i totally think you have something! why coulnt it be her? she WAS preg, but she's not anymore! Married, A List, promoting IJ3, top in random photos, & we all know what that means...
Would ENT mention oscar nominated/winning??

hmm..

Kanonymous said...

"I don't think it is SJP, she is very into being a 'mother'. I just don't think she would be that stupid."

Oh, so do you know her personally then, Lissa?

Kanonymous said...

Do you guys even read these blind items before making your guesses???? Note: "there have always been questions about her marriage"--does this sound like Zeta-Jones, Julia Roberts, Angelina, Diane Keaton, Meryl Streep, or Cate Blanchett? No!!!

vitriol said...

It could be anyone in tinsel-town, so my guess is - it's definitely not Shirley Temple.

Mia said...

Worst guess so far- James McEvoy as a no-name actor.

Between Atonement,
the Last King of Scotland,
Becoming Jane
The Chronicles of Narnia
(as well as Wanted on it's way to theaters)

he's had major supporting roles or male leads opposite

Keira Knightly,
Forrest Whitaker's oscar win
Anne Hathaway as Jane Austen
Tilda Swinton
and now Angelina Jolie.

Let's also not forget his Academy award nod, Golden Globe Nom, 1 Bafta win and 2 other Bafta nominations & even being one of People's sexiest Men alive last year

Amy said...

Of course it's SJP! He mentioned that the husband would go for it, too, and there have ALWAYS been rumors about Matthew Broderick being gay/bi.

I'll bet it's Dante and SJP. Dante has been on the press tour because he's already famous as the naked guy in SaTC.

If Phoebe Price can get into every red carpet event, why can't a bit player who is actually in the movie?! So, stop asking why he's on the press tour -- this totally fits and would explain how she stays so damn skinny.

denises_24 said...

Gwyneth Paltrow? She just did a press tour for Iron Man.

selenakyle said...

No question ever, at all, end of story--cocaine is THEEEE best appetite suppressant on the face of the planet.


And SJP is a frickin stick. She might not drink while on it, thus the "control" still intact, plus being able to still "parent" well.

Plus, as we have established, coke+no alcohol=skinny, but coke+alcohol=fat.