Monday, July 21, 2008
If you are a pedophile and have been drooling over Miley Cyrus' photos, now is your chance to finally meet her. Of course you have to be rich. Apparently Miley Cyrus is selling herself to the highest bidder. No, it isn't another get rich quick scheme from Billy Ray, but rather an auction to raise money for a charity named after Billy Ray's dad.
So, if you have the funds you can accompany Miley as her date to the premiere of her new film "Bolt." From what I've read so far there are no age limits she has imposed so if you are some 40 year old guy who has always wanted to pay for a date with a 15 year old but couldn't figure out how to do it legally, now is your chance. Whoo hoo. Just make sure you take a shower.
Now, if you spend so much time locked up in your house that you can't afford a date with her, she is still going to let you get close to her without actually risking a trip to jail or a restraining order. She is auctioning off some of her already worn clothes. Now, there is no word whether any of the clothes are the ones she has worn in some of her photo scandals, but hey, let's be honest with each other. She has taken so many photos that the odds are good that someday you will see a photo of her wearing what you bought.
Now the sale starts tomorrow on eBay and goes through next Tuesday so make sure you get your bids in early and often. Stop all your kiddy porn subscriptions and just roll the dice on this one. Oh, and bring your camera on your date because you just know she loves to pose.