Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tommy Lee gave a little impromptu press conference in Oakland this week and got on the subject of groupies. Apparently he and Motley Crue still have lots and lots of women who offer their bodies to the boys every night. Instead of turning away from the groupies at this stage in his life, Tommy insisted he is "on a mission to sleep with as many as possible."
I think Tommy's quote would probably bring tears of joy to most mothers knowing their daughter would have a chance to f**k Tommy Lee just like they did when they were 18, and like their grand kids will when they turn 18. Hopefully the grand kids won't be Tommy Lee's grand kid, because, well that would be disturbing. I'm sure it must have happened at some point in the rocker/groupie sex world, but I prefer not to think of it. Honestly, I prefer to not think of Tommy Lee having sex or the fact that although not the boyfriend of Pamela Anderson does still have sex with her as well.
So, at what point do you say to yourself as a groupie, why am I having sex with this guy? Although he declined to say how many people he had sex with, he has said previously that it is in the thousands. You really want to be 2,001? Now remember here that he has slept with thousands who have presumably at least slept with say, ten, or in the case of Pamela Anderson and some others, ummm, more than 10. It doesn't take too much math to get into the millions of people. So, I'm just curious. At this point, would you still have sex with Tommy Lee and be a part of his "mission?" And to give the guys a fair shot as well, would you still have sex with Pamela Anderson? She says she doesn't have a boyfriend, but just has some friends with benefits she uses when she is horny. Hello hepatitis.