You try coming to work like this actor and lets see how long you keep your job, let alone get lots and lots of ass kissing.
A list film actor. Yes, A-list, no ifs ands or buts. Well, if he had stuck with what made him famous he probably wouldn't have made it to A-list but he adapted. Latest film. Not a great film. First day. Table reading. Our actor showed up for it and was so drunk he could barely stand. No one who was setting everything up would come near him because you could smell him a mile away. He kept stumbling and falling everywhere. Affectionate to everyone. Lots of hugs and kisses. Finally managed to get the actor in a seat. He then started mumbling incoherently and the crews were trying to figure out what he was saying. Then he takes a package out of his jacket pocket…it was a mushed up burrito. He held it up to one of the crew and said “look….what is this?” So she looks and tells him it's a burrito…with chicken…he couldn't comprehend this AT ALL. She went and got him a soda and a sandwich. She was trying to get him into some kind of shape for the reading. It wasn't looking good. Oh, did I mention that he rode his motorcycle to the place? Yeah…good…right? Well, everyone LOVED him…said it was one of his best readings ever…he was brilliant. On and one it went, even though no one had been able to understand one word that came out of his mouth.