According to TMZ, Andy Dick was arrested last night in front of a chicken place. Apparently he was arrested on one misdemeanor count of drug possession as well as one felony count of possessing a controlled substance. In addition to the drug charges he also face an an additional misdemeanor sexual battery charge. Choking your chicken in front of a chicken place. Maybe that's where the phrase came from.
Anyway, Andy who is 42 wasn't found with a guy which I assumed would be the case when I saw the headline. Oh, he still kept it freaky, he just went with a different kind of perversion. When cops found him, they found him in the process of groping a 17 year old girl's breasts and pulling her top off.
Andy had one Xanax in his pocket and some weed. Judging from the photo above I would say that was Andy's last Xanax as opposed to his first. The good news if there is any to report is that Andy apparently took to heart Kris Kardashian's words yesterday about not drinking and driving. Instead when the cops found him, he was in the passenger seat of a van and the girl he was allegedly groping was doing the driving. I mean not right then of course or else you would have probably seen some kind of traffic citations issued as well. Take it from me, the police for some reason don't like it when driving and sex are occurring at the same time. Oh sure they are ok with a little groping or perhaps some other kinds of fun, especially if you flash them while they drive by, but actual sex while driving. Ticket.