Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Choking Your Chicken Just Became Reality


According to TMZ, Andy Dick was arrested last night in front of a chicken place. Apparently he was arrested on one misdemeanor count of drug possession as well as one felony count of possessing a controlled substance. In addition to the drug charges he also face an an additional misdemeanor sexual battery charge. Choking your chicken in front of a chicken place. Maybe that's where the phrase came from.

Anyway, Andy who is 42 wasn't found with a guy which I assumed would be the case when I saw the headline. Oh, he still kept it freaky, he just went with a different kind of perversion. When cops found him, they found him in the process of groping a 17 year old girl's breasts and pulling her top off.

Andy had one Xanax in his pocket and some weed. Judging from the photo above I would say that was Andy's last Xanax as opposed to his first. The good news if there is any to report is that Andy apparently took to heart Kris Kardashian's words yesterday about not drinking and driving. Instead when the cops found him, he was in the passenger seat of a van and the girl he was allegedly groping was doing the driving. I mean not right then of course or else you would have probably seen some kind of traffic citations issued as well. Take it from me, the police for some reason don't like it when driving and sex are occurring at the same time. Oh sure they are ok with a little groping or perhaps some other kinds of fun, especially if you flash them while they drive by, but actual sex while driving. Ticket.

13 comments:

Sylvia said...

Why isn't this idiot in jail permanently?

sassafrass said...

does he even work anymore? how long before he is a permanent resident of skid row?

Sexecution said...

You must be his attorney, no one has this little gem yet. Just kidding. Really, but what an ass. What if there had been a kid in the restaurant? New - different charges? Anyway, hopefully he'll get the help he needs, and has needed for years, and years.

jax said...

this PIG is a complete sexual predator and i hope they throw his unfunny cracked out ass in JAIL!

fuckin enough already.

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

This guy is just a crazy little monkey. Why haven't any of his family members and 'friends' tried to get him checked into a 'recover center'?

classalpha said...

... the aptly-named *A.DICK*... when CONVICTED and "Em"PRISONED will thus be "re-named" *A.MAN-GINA* by *his* new cellmate... who is aptly mis-named... "Tiny".

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Is that Andy Dick, or is it a still from the forthcoming "The Andy Dick Story" starring Ed Norton???

DNfromMN said...

That doesn't even look like Andy Dick. The man was never all that funny (worst part of NewsRadio), and probably can't tolerate NOT being in the limelight anymore.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Damn, that doesn't look like Andy. I'm shocked that he's still alive. Prolly not for long though. Wino and him should hang out together. I'm sure they would get along famously.

Mooshki said...

"...but actual sex while driving. Ticket."

Please tell me you know this from personal experience! :) Ha, my friend was so scared that the ticket she got for blowing her ex-husband in their car would come back to bite her when she was becoming a lawyer. (They were pulled over, and the cop said he wouldn't have done anything if they'd stopped when he pulled up, but her husband pressured her not to - one of the least asshatty things he did during their marriage.)

Sara said...

daver, that was funny.

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

Mentally ill. Seriously. Maybe he could benefit from treatment, but it looks to me that he wallows in his illness and most likely will not recover. You can see it in his eyes.

Liza said...

The cleft in his chin scares me.