Fireworks, freedom and peen can't be beat...as long as you don't mix the fireworks with the last option. Take it from a guy that knows. Getting drunk and deciding that perhaps that sparkler would look more impressive tied to the peen while it is sparkling is not really the best idea I have ever had. Oh sure, to the rest of the world it was hilarious, but those little sparks are much hotter than they first appear. If you are of age, and feeling risky, then by all means, click here.