Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Holly Thinks Kendra Is An Idiot


I rarely talk about The Girls Next Door. I don't know if it is because I think the premise is stupid or if I'm jealous of Hef or just because I have better things to do with my time. Whatever the reason, it isn't as if I am unaware of the show or have never encountered the three, but I really haven't seen this much venom before.

Holly Madison, who if you don't know is Hef's top girl, took time out of her busy Sunday schedule to write a little something on her MySpace page to address all the rumors that Holly is jealous of Kendra Wilkinson, who for those who don't watch is the "sporty spice" of the three girlfriends.

I really don't want to post her entire message, so you can read it here. Basically, what she says in the beginning is that she and Kendra are the bestest of pals but they just don't hang out together much outside the Mansion. But then, in the very next paragraph she takes shot after shot at Kendra, so apparently that Page Six story Holly is going off on, might actually be true.

The latest Page 6 story is especially dumb. Saying I am jealous of Kendra because she has an "empire" and I'm "just sitting around with Hef"? What "empire"? I guess because I have a real full-time job aside from The Girls Next Door (excuse me for having a brain and having something REAL going on in my life as opposed to following in the footsteps of the socialite-of-the-week) means I am "sitting around" doing nothing. I guess having people announce clothing lines and workout products that never come to fruition means you are doing something.

Wow. If this is her bestest buddy then I guess you don't want to get on the wrong side of Holly. Actually if you got on the wrong side of her you might roll over and crush Hef to death, so be careful. In case you are wondering what Holly's real full-time job is, I think it is as a photo editor of the magazine. Of course if everyone corrects all your work, then maybe you are just an assistant photo editor. Whatever. It is not 40 hours a week, but it is a job. Maybe. I would like to see the separate paycheck for it. Holly does seem to feel though that she possesses a brain and apparently Kendra doesn't. Did you hear that Kendra? You don't have a brain and are an idiot for following in the footsteps of the socialite of the week. So sayeth the woman who's show is on the same network with about a million of those people and was even on one of them last week.

I guess that Holly is also a little tired of Kendra having people put out press releases for her that haven't been approved by Holly. Look, I think Kendra is annoying as hell and my favorite is actually Bridget (hi Bridget), but Holly needs to remove the claws and just let things slide by. When you protest too much, then it makes you look as if it is all true. Just relax. Take one of Hef's Viagras and think of soothing images of how you married Hef,(oops) or had his baby(oops) or get kicked out of the Mansion the day he dies or decides to live out the rest of his life with Barbi Benton and she throws you to the curb.

19 comments:

Kristen S. said...

I see nothing bad about Kendra in that posting. She's clearly referring to Paris Hilton, Kim K., et al when she talks about being lazy, dumb, etc.

Production Girl said...
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Production Girl said...

Hey Kristen S.

You should reread it again. She was clearly speaking about KDub. Esp that last sentence in the one ENT quoted, it is a direct hit at Kendra.

unless you were being sarcastic...then my bad

Ernestine said...

I HATE passive-aggressive behavior. And I don't think it's specifically a female thing, because I work with mostly men, my friends are mostly men, I'm in love with a man, and I was raised by a single dad. And TRUST me, they can be uber-PA, too, but this is the kind of backstabbing shittalk for which certain types of women are infamous. Namely, the kind of women who feel their worth is based on their tit size and the person they're fucking.

And Holly is obviously incredibly insecure and jealous of Kendra -- who is obviously dumber than shit, but still the most entertaining one of the bunch. Could that jealousy spring from the fact that she's professed her undying love for this geriatric mofo (who I actually kind of like now after seeing this show a few times) who refuses not only to marry her, but also refuses to stop sleeping with other big-boobied bunnies?

So transparent. And pathetic. Whatever, Holly. Without the fakeass hair and the plethora of plastic surgery, you'd be as generic-looking as any other hyperambitious slut looking to make the big time.

For some reason, I don't think of Bridget as being trampy at all, though. She seems awfully sweet. And Kendra seems like the kind of chick who'd be super fun to get stoned and hang out with for an hour or so, but you DEFINITELY don't want to take her along on a longass road trip or something.

diatribes and dish said...

bridget's my favorite, too. (hi bridget!)

Kristen S. said...

On a second reading, I see y'all are right. That word "socialite" threw me off, and when I read it again, she talked about following the socialites, not actually being one. My bad!

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lyz said...

I actually like Holly and Bridget. Despite the fact that everything on their bodies is plastic and they are famous for pimping themselves out to Hef and company, I like them. Kendra grates on my nerves like nails on a chalkboard. And she's not even cute! Yes, her body is hot, fit, and tone, but the girl is obnoxious and fugly. Of all the girls who want to be Hef's honey, why in the world did he pick Kendra??? Must be something she does in private....

shiny_special_one said...

Holly's not the only one.

irishstayc2 said...

heee LOL at Ernestine! Loved the rant... and yes , i watch this and yes... bridget is my favorite too. Hi Bridget! I love how she is so into Halloween and the parties... that would be me if I was living there with my fake hair and big boobs.

MonkeyHelperL said...

I love watching "The Girls Next Door" and Bridget's my favorite one too! (Hi Bridget!)

(Pssst "Lyz," Bridget's breastestes are the real ones in the trio.)

princess buttercup said...

I though the most absurd part of this whole "scandal" was when Kendra's friend suggested that she likes sports guys. Please...maybe sports GIRLS! - not that there is anything wrong with that. Hef would probably be happy if she just let him watch.

selenakyle said...

...aaaaand Holly would be correct.

mngddess said...

Girls Next Door is one of my guilty pleasures. I think Kendra's annoying, but funny. And Bridget, I hate to say, is a "girlfriend in my head" (if ya know what that means). She seems very sweet and she knows whats going on.

Now Holly, if you think that your boyfriend giving you a job at his business is a "real" job - you've got another thing coming. Bridget has a radio show on HD radio. THAT'S a real job.

AND your're living with a man you expect to have a baby with, when he's said over and over that he ain't getting married again. Hell, he's still married to his last wife!! And, SHE LIVES NEXT DOOR!!!

She should be happy she's got a few hours of fame. I was INSANELY jealous of that trip to Monaco.

Maybe one day Enty can take us. We're HIS girls next door, after all.

selenakyle said...

Bridget is my favorite, too. Oh, and the old secretary lady.

Kim said...

It's very sad that she took the old blog post down (and ya gotta wonder who made her). Now she has a nanny nanny boo boo post.
-I like Holly, but I'm more of a Bridget fan, but that's a "local girl" thing. Kendra is just one of those chicks who watched a little too much In Living Color as a child and envisioned herself a Flygirl.

budford said...

Gizmo is my favorite.

tangerine said...

A close friend of mine went to high school with Kendra. Apparently, she worked at Cheetah's (strip club in SD)and did lots of coke and fucked lots of dudes *shrugs* probably not much different than what she does now.

Julie said...

other than well, a lot of her "lifestyle", Holly reminds me some of myself.

That being said, I can't really stand Kendra anyway. She just seems like shes a "princess" stuck in highschool. (Don't even get me started on the Adrianne Curry feud, wtf did that come from? eww the p name i do not speak of!)

but whats Holly's "full-time" job?