Thursday, July 10, 2008

Not A Pleasant Sight


So, imagine if you will that you are sitting in the visitor room in prison. It's been awhile since you have seen your kids or your parents or your significant other. When, then out of the corner of your eye you see this scab infested woman with half her teeth gone stand up, lift up her shirt and press her naked breasts up against the glass dividing you and your visitors.

Nice huh? Well apparently the rumor that if you are in prison long enough any breasts look good, is just that. A rumor. So, when Amy Winehouse decided to flash her breasts to Blaaaaaaaaaaaake at her most recent visit and then press them up against the glass so he could get a good look at her infections, the reactions from the other prisoners ranged from "not pleasant" to "disgusting" to "awful" and that Amy seemed completely out of it.

I'm sure that Amy isn't the first person to flash her breasts to a guy in prison, and I'm fairly sure that hers were not the worst breasts in the world to be flashed. Fairly sure. Somewhat confident. Reasonably confident. Come on. They couldn't have been the worst. I just think that if you combine the effect of the breasts, the squishing against the glass partition and Amy up close, that it is probably a bit traumatic for anyone.

See, all of us are used to seeing Amy in print or on video. What if you were one foot away from her? In person? How terrified would you be? How scary would it look? OK, now you know why the prisoners don't want her to come back.

24 comments:

Lisa said...

I think she could use with a spraying of that special Clorox.
(from thier website)

Clorox® Pro Quaternary All-Purpose Disinfectant Cleaner is a one-step, labor-saving solution for killing both strains of MRSA as well as a variety of other illness causing germs, such as Hepatitis B and C, Avian Influenza A, HIV-1 and HIV-2, SARS-associated Coronavirus, Rotavirus, Salmonella enterica and E. coli.

That oughta cover what ails her.

Lisa said...

Oopsie, I meant "thier" website.

Andrew Fine said...

She's a hairy one, too! I bet she has that hair that anorexic girls get. And that lower back patch. And hair on her nipples.

Oh, I just grossed myself out.

captivagrl said...

"he could get a look at her infections", that's a real love story. why doesn't she sing a song about that? forget it. i'll hear it and buy it and love it. what is it with this woman......and that crazy justice system......

beyondseattle said...

this will sound mean but i think her photo should come with some sort of a warning before viewing. every blog i read has her all over it and it just makes me want to gag. maybe a nsfw or nsfanywhere.

selenakyle said...

Sheesh--and I give myself crap for smoking the occasional cig or joint or go on the odd drunk binge here or there, definitely during the twice-yearly snort.

But for fuck's sake--how fucked up can one individual be???

I am getting hammered right now, matter of fact, just to feel GOOD about myself! We're all frickin' angels, compared!

selenakyle said...

andrew fine, you crack me up! It's called lanugo.

Perez ran one of his dumb "if you are easily offended" pix of Wino one time and I thought I was going to die laughing reading the comments.

Amy lost so much weight her breasts got stretch marks, and in one photo the stretch marks looked like hairs.

It was choice!

Moosefan said...

Sadness. And to think that she had it all and its POOF-or should I say puff puff crackle crackle-gone.

jax said...

you know what i think we've crossed the Britney Barrier on this women, it's not funny or newsworthy just fucking sad.

shegundala said...

if you look at that scab on her cheek, under all the caked on makeup, it looks like a black spot. karposi's sarcoma. she's got aids, there's no question in my mind. she'll be dead of a lung infection as a complication of aids within a year.

Kristen S. said...

"Oh Billy!"

Yeah, definitely not the first. She got it from the movie quoted above.

Jesse D said...

lisa,

your comment made me spew water all over my keyboard. i was laughing so hard i got busted d*ckin around at work. sweet. thanks for the laugh.

SUE said...

shegundala is correct, IMHO. That's Karposi's, all right. I saw enough of it when I lived in NYC in the 80s, before medical science even had a clue about what HIV was. She's dying and she knows it. I'll bet Blaaaakkke is positive, too, which is why neither one of them cares about their health or her career. This is more tragic than funny.

Emma31 said...

Shegundala... i sooo agree with you. This is just so sad.

kimi said...

I knew someone with aids and their skin looked just like hers. His lungs filled with fluid one night while he was sitting in front of the computer and died. Other then the skin ailments he seemed fine.

shiny_special_one said...

Oh, thanks, Andrew, you grossed me out too. LOL.

Christ, all the shit that's been going on with her has gotten really disturbing. I agree, Jax. It's gone way past just being a mess and into something pathological. Really sad.

Janele said...

I think the fact that he mentioned her "infections" just solidifies what we all thought on July 4th - that the British woman was Amy - the HIV singer.

Tea Lady said...

unless she's a meth user - it does strange stuff to people's faces too. But despite that thought, I'm with jax and sue. This is a train-wreck and I think AW might be the answer to our blind item.

adrian said...

Kristen s-- I also immediately thought of Midnight Express, without the scabs!

Judi said...

Yeah, I'm with you, Sue. I'd still run screaming at the sight of her skinny saggy boobies.

nancer said...

kaposi's is extremely rare in white women. i don't think it's that. she's in terrible health and her skin reflects it.
frankly, i can't believe she's still alive but i doubt she will be for long.

newsgrrl said...

It hurts to see her like this - this video is the first introduction I got to Amy... and it's the difference between night and day. The situation is too sad for words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9waSo0X16nY

tania said...

I thought the scar on her cheek was where she stubbed out a cigarette? She was asked to stop smoking in a restaurant several times (it's illegal in the UK), and she eventually put it out on her face. That certainly looks like a cigarette burn to me.

Dee Dee Russell said...

Some of you are too naive to live the rest are right on target.