Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Whoever Has The Most Cash Wins

So did you New Yorkers hear the good news? Ashley Dupre is moving to Los Angeles. I know, I know, no longer will you have to worry about running into her while you are around town and then wondering to yourself if the guy she is with paid her. No, instead she can come out here with Denise and Kim and it will be like old home week.

The reason Ashley is coming out here is because people are interested in making a reality show with her. I guess the good times of Tila Tequila are over and the powers that be are tired of seeing her naked and so they are bringing in Tila's replacement. Another dating show from someone who we really don't care about. Just what reality television needs. Anyway, I don't really see the point of a dating show starring Ashley since it is pretty obvious that the guy who has the most cash in his wallet at the time they meet automatically wins.

I mean is there any chance that true love could come out of this? I'm not saying that a man or woman would not, could not, or should not fall in love with someone who sells sex for money. It happens and, hey I'm a romantic. What I am saying though is what person on national television with YouTube around the world is going to profess his love in public for her? All of his friends will be asking if she charges extra on the weekends.

What I really think they need to do is take all the dating winners. Bachelor, Bachelorette, Flavor Flav, New York, Bret Michaels, Average Joe. All of them. Take all the winners from each show and just throw them in a house together. Mix them and match them. Speed dating, overnight dating, threesome dating. Whatever it takes for 30 days. We would all get to see old favorites and with people looking for true love as opposed to winning something good might actually happen.

9 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

I thought she was LA bound so she could become a porn star or one of Heidi's girls

Merlin D. Bear said...

Isn't her 15 minutes of fame already at 14:58 and counting?
Since when do you get to reset the clock?

misskatie said...

i'd watch that show

Dijea said...

I had almost forgotten about her, and then boom, some idjut had to give her TV time. Fire that exec!

jax said...

i love that idea.

Pimmy said...

I'd watch that show. The girl seems up for whatever. Considering the amount of running from their past reality celebs do (DR, anyone?), this at least has the possibility to make good TV.

RagDoll said...

JAW. JAW. JAW (where's Bad Fishy???) JAW.

adrian said...

Next she'll get her own fragrance.
Then you can really smell like a whore.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

She looks like Kid Rock in that first picture.