Green Card Fraud Anyone?
The Daily Mail is reporting that Peaches Geldof got married to a US citizen simply so she could get a green card and live and work in the United States. Apparently she isn't getting enough freedom at home and so wants to be out from under Sir Bob's thumb. You know, it seems to me that if you manage to be able to go out, do drugs, have sex, drink, and overdose, you have some freedom from your parents.
Now, while I always am a fan of romance and movie love, it wouldn't surprise me if a 19 year old would marry for a green card. Lending credence to the theory is the fact that Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof Drummey went home to London yesterday without her new husband. Apparently she only spent the wedding night with him and since then has been staying with some friends. I think what happened is he realized that there were going to be lots of damn forms for her to get a green card and that he didn't want anything to do with trying to fit her name into some tiny government form. Good luck in that greencard interview.
I'm guessing Peaches spent the night with her boyfriend last night, but that would be adultery and I really don't want to think poorly of her. More poorly of her. OK, she's pretty bad. Maybe I will transfer my allegiance to Pixie. For some reason she was left out of the 8 name thing.
Now, while I always am a fan of romance and movie love, it wouldn't surprise me if a 19 year old would marry for a green card. Lending credence to the theory is the fact that Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof Drummey went home to London yesterday without her new husband. Apparently she only spent the wedding night with him and since then has been staying with some friends. I think what happened is he realized that there were going to be lots of damn forms for her to get a green card and that he didn't want anything to do with trying to fit her name into some tiny government form. Good luck in that greencard interview.
I'm guessing Peaches spent the night with her boyfriend last night, but that would be adultery and I really don't want to think poorly of her. More poorly of her. OK, she's pretty bad. Maybe I will transfer my allegiance to Pixie. For some reason she was left out of the 8 name thing.
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You mention "work"? What work does she do exactly?
It will take almost a year for her to get the appropriate visas in place to join her husband in the US. Green card isn't issued for five years a lot of cases.
I know of married couples with kids who went through this recently. Decided to move back to the US where only one person was a citizen and the other half had to stay behind and deal with mountains of paperwork and such.
ISN'T PEACHES THE DAUGHTER OF SIR BOB'S EX-WIFE AND MICHAEL HUTCHENCE OF INXS ?
No, she's Geldof's kid for sure, just look at her jowls.
And I have a friend whose husband is about to be deported because he was here on asylum, and the gov't decided it was safe for him to go home. Screw the fact that they've been married for 6 years and have a beautiful 1-year-old daughter. People who fraud the system make things even worse for the honest ones. I kinda wish she'd stayed dead now.
Mooshki, I usually love your comments but wishing someone death just because she may or may not have committed green card fraud is a tad extreme. You feeling okay? :)
She is supposed to be some kind of model--wouldn't it have been easier for her to just move out & support herself?
You would think after seeing what happened to Paula Yates these girls would try some clean living, but I guess having your mother overdose had no influence.
Ha, Big Sur I almost didn't post that. I was going to add my usual emoticon at the end to show that I was joking, but I was concerned I might have used up my allotment for the month (I know I use way too many of them). It actually wasn't a comment on Peaches as much as on how bitterly angry I am about what's happening to my friend's family. Peaches, I hope you get your sh*t together and find happiness. :)
Harriet, Tiger Lily is Paula and Michael's kid.
I figured, Miss Moosh. Sorry about your friend, that really is very terrible. :(
I'm tired of these celebrity spawn bums. I wish their parents would just send them to college instead of to Hollywood.
Max Drummey's (the new husband) band, Chester French, has an album coming out soon. Marry Peaches to get some attention for the band, and Peaches gets a green card. Two birds with one stone.
a close relative goes thru boyfriends named jake/brad/bradley/jason/braden/alec "with a c"/etc. mas rapido. Family parties always bring new friends, kwim?
so, one year she brings jake/brad/bradley/jason/braden/alec "with a c"/etc. he happens to be an electrician. i ask relative how the relationship is going. she says "great, he'll probably move in with me after he gets his green card" i say "oh, what country is he from?" she says "ohio" i say "um..." she says "yah, he can't wait to be able to work here" i say "he isn't a citizen" she says "no he's an electrician" i say "oh, could you please pass me the eggnog?"
jake/brad/bradley/jason/braden/alec "with a c"/etc. hears the word eggnog and comes over. i ask jake/brad/bradley/jason/braden/alec "with a c"/etc. where he's from originally. he says "ohio" i say "oh, relative was just telling me about your job... i have to admit i'm a little curious about why you need a green card?"
jake/brad/bradley/jason/braden/alec "with a c"/etc. says "i don't" i say "fill me up please" and raise my glass relative says "jake/brad/bradley/jason/braden/alec "with a c"/etc. you do too!!" jake/brad/bradley/jason/braden/alec "with a c"/etc. says "its called a journeymans license honey"
true story.
i say, come to america peaches. love this bitch.
amy: Hey man! That's "Heavenly Hiirani TigerLily" to YOU, ThankYouVeryMuch!!!
Bwa ha ha ha!!! Damn, those poor kids. She shoulda married a Zappa, I'd love to see the the "Wedding of Peaches and Dweezil" ya know?
bitchface, that is priceless!
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