Thursday, August 28, 2008
I know you think that I am going to write something about Diddy and MacKenzie Phillips both smuggling drugs onto a plane or something, but that's not it. Actually I just wanted to write another MacKenize Phillips story because I like writing about people that I don't have to write about continually. MacKenzie is like a breath of fresh air. Well, as fresh as the breath can be of someone who allegedly does heroin. Bad breath. Whoo. You don't know bad breath until you smell the breath of someone who injects heroin all day long.
Anyway, from the photo above which was obtained by TMZ it looks like MacKenize was flying First Class, just like Diddy. Kind of a lame connection huh? Now you know the disappointment people must feel when they read every tabloid headline and then read the article. Except for The Enquirer. They are on my good side right now, and so I'm willing to kiss a little ass. I mean they offered to buy me lunch. Anyone who has seen me and seen what I can do to a restaurant will then appreciate how much that offer means to me. But, then again, it is The Enquirer which means I haven't said yes. The offer is nice though Philip, so thanks. Make it dinner at CUT with all the food and drink I can handle, and maybe it would be a yes. Not that CUT is the best steak in town. It isn't. It just happens to be the most ridiculously overpriced steak in town and tastes pretty good.
Anyway, according to TMZ, in addition to the drugs allegedly found on her body, the cops also found 32 syringes. That was going to be one hell of a busy flight for her. 32 syringes? You would think that after awhile she would get tired of walking back and forth to the bathroom and would just ask whoever is sitting next to her in First Class to help her tie off her arm while she finds a vein. I hope she had a wheelchair waiting on the other end.
Honestly though they were probably for when she got to where she was going. If it is all hers, this is a woman who has been a junkie for a long time and comes prepared for new cities where you don't know where to buy drugs. That withdrawal period kicks in and you are going to be deathly ill. Bring your own with you and it gives you the time to find a connection before getting the "flu."