Yesterday while she was pumping gas she had a breakdown in front of the paps and didn't understand why they were following her. Umm. Home wrecker? Most hated women in the world? Best punchline in years? Any of these working for you dear? So, after she got gas in Malibu, she decided that she needed help from the paps, and wanted some police protection, so she of course drives for 30 minutes until she gets to Beverly Hills. Then she tells the cops her sad story, makes sure they are married, blows them and gets an escort to her hotel.
While being confronted by the paps in Malibu, one of the paps accidentally, slightly hit a kid with his camera bag. What could have been a nice gesture by Sienna, instead was screwed up by her when she shouted for the world to hear, "You just f**king whacked a kid. Be careful."
So now the kid has been hit by a camera bag and all the kids in the vicinity have been exposed to some wild, out of control women cussing at the world. She then asked the kids if any of them had married fathers and got phone numbers of those who did.