Friday, August 29, 2008

A Pregnancy Test Might Be A Good Idea


I have never heard of Virginia Couperie but she is the latest woman who has probably been impregnated by Salma Hayek's ex boyfriend Francois-Henri Pinault. Virginia is a French equestrian, so forgive me if I am not up to date on who they all are. I know it is shameful and you expect me to know everyone in the world, but unfortunately it just isn't possible. I do try though.

Apparently the happy couple were photographed on Francois' yacht, swimming, getting naked and then going on shore to eat dinner. I am presuming the pair did manage to put clothes on before dinner, but with Francois you just never know. His baby makers seem to be ready to go off at all times so he may have just decided to keep everyone naked for the sake of expediency. He is a billionaire after all. Time is money and all that.

I wonder if the guy just keeps a stash of pregnancy tests wherever he goes, and has the instructions enlarged and framed and placed in every bathroom he owns. I will give him credit for one thing. He waits until after the woman gives birth before he dumps them. OK, not so much credit. At this point, I'm wondering why any woman would be with him, and then I remember the whole billionaire thing.

12 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

The most hilarious thing about this money grubbing scenario would be if he told each one after they gave birth that the child cannot possibly be his because he is a. Sterile or b. had a vasectomy

Quintessential Southerner said...

this guy is not a catch, and i don't care how much money he has. :D

shazzzba said...

HE'S A PIG.....JUST A RICH PIG...

Cheryl said...

Didn't he knock up a couple of models too? I think he was the answer to a blind item about it around the time Valentina was born.

margieg said...

My guess is that he is a convenient sperm donor for women of a certain income class, who also happen to enjoy his company. These women probably want children and he may not want to get mixed up with someone who is just with him to nab the money. As long as both parties understand the rules, no one gets hurt.

jax said...

he must be made of steel to resist Salma's gorgeous chichis.

Brenda22 said...

Ok, so what you're saying ENT is that he's the father of Linda Evangelista's baby, right?

Ayesha said...

margieg has the best explanation.

Marisa said...

She rode his pony.


HAH.

Molly said...

and called it macaroni.

Amy said...

I have this odd attraction to him, I don't want to find him attractive, but I do. Please help!

zandra said...

She's a Grandmama - so I do enjoy the fact that he's a billionaire who's with a wide range of women and he has varied tastes and genuinely loves women, for a time. All sorts, sizes, ages and looks seem to be nice but not mandatory. He's got the money to pay for all of his progeny to have wonderful lives.