For the top spot today, we have Nicole Patrick. The reason? She would like a couple of minutes to explain to CDAN why she chose to wear the short red dress despite the bazillion bug bites. She told me that the day before this photo was taken, she had been doing a photoshoot in a field. The shoot required she lay down in said field where she was swarmed by various biting insects for several hours. She knew it looked awful, but was contractually required to wear the dress at the premiere of the film. She did have a pair of hose she was going to wear to hide the bites, but her manager told her not to wear them because they didn't match the dress. I know this has been keeping you up at night, so hopefully you will all rest better.
Now, with that out of the way, we can move on to America Fererra, who has been in the photos way too often lately, even for someone I really like.
Normally when the government of Malaysia says that a performer is too sexy or too provocative to perform in front of the Muslim crowd, I tend to agree with them. In this case, I don't though. I think they just assumed that since Avril Lavigne was a western singer that she must dress and act like a ho. I present to you, the people of Malaysia, what Avril usually wears while performing. A more body shy performer would be tough to find, even in her personal life. Now, as for the quality of the performance, well, maybe the ban isn't such a bad idea.
The strangest thing happened at the ALMA awards over the weekend. It was like all of the actors thought that people around the world were idiots and would have no idea what the particular person, or people were famous for. Case in point.
Cheech and Chong - famous for getting stoned on film.Helio Castroneves - famous for driving
and for dancing.
Oscar De La Hoya - famous for boxing. For your eyesight, I chose to not post the photo where he drops trou and shows off his thong.
Carlos Mencia - I'm guessing this means joke stealer.
I didn't know Luke Skywalker got married over the weekend. Hey, you know I am happy for them. Jealous of Ellen perhaps, but you have to admit, Ellen does look Luke.
Death Cab For Cutie - Sydney
Bill Murray sky diving. It's definitely random.
"Sir Bob. Are you sitting down? OK, since Peaches got married, she has apparently slept with her ex, and was spotted making out and groping some random guy at a club while on vacation with you. As for her husband, he apparently had a female house guest over the weekend who spent the night."
Frank Vincent and Antonio Edwards Suarez on the set of their new film.
Awww, Eric Winter gave Roselyn Sanchez his class ring. Guess they are going steady.
Then there was the guy who came with his cousin. (If you are playing along at home, I would also accept foreign exchange student, guidance counselor who was always volunteering to chaperone, and narc)
And the kid who skipped about 6 grades.Edward James Olmos and his mother. Edward is looking really good.
Want to know when someone has too much money? They get tired of going to a tanning salon, and so have a spray tanner installed in their bathroom at home.
The only explanation is maybe there was a PTA meeting after.
You know what? Jessica Alba actually looks frazzled enough where I believe she might be taking care of her kid on her own most of the time.
Girls Aloud - Chelmsford, UK
Couldn't be the DIVA Awards without Maxi Pad making an appearance.
Do you think the guy carrying LisaRaye Misick's bag has heard about the biting story and if he will complain if she doesn't tip him?
Lostprophets - Telford, UK
I like to check in every four or five months to see how Lisa Lisa is doing.
Rigmar Gustafsson - Her Xheim, Pfalz Germany
He acts like he isn't getting paid enough.
New Kids On The Block? More like the degenerates down the street who couldn't get a job and are living back at home with their parents. Yeah, I know, I know, you love them. But, if they were just three guys in a photo, what would you think? And I swear if anyone tells me you would f**k Danny Wood if he wasn't who he was, then you are full of crap. He looks like Edgar from Men In Black. You know, the farmer who was taken over by the cock roach and couldn't get the face right.
Will Young - Telford, UK