Friday, September 26, 2008

FOX Hates America


I said it. That's right. FOX hates America and it has nothing to do with FOX News or any kind of political stuff. Yesterday FOX had an easy out. E! reported that Do Not Disturb, the most awful show to hit television in a decade had mercifully been canceled and brain cells in the US were back on the rise. Instead of breathing a deep sigh of relief, FOX instead decided to screw E! and the American public by announcing today that all 13 episodes would indeed be aired. Why? I don't care what kind of contract you have to eat or who wants a chance to see Rebecca Romijn naked, you cannot let that show air.

Have any of you watched it? FOX could put anything on the air at that time slot and it would be better and attract more viewers. They could put Kim Kardashian on there hosting a program called Staring At Your Pet Rock and it would get more viewers and be a better program. I personally would rather have Denise Richards call me every night and tell me what her dogs did during the day than to force the American people to watch this show.

How about some good old fashioned FOX programs. "When Animals Attack", "Celebrity Boxing - Screech vs Tonya Harding", "Tom Cruise Reads Shakespeare." Please, oh please make it end. Besides I really have been dying for a Kangaroo Jack 2.

13 comments:

Harriet Hellfire said...

"Staring At Your Pet Rock". Ha.

captivagrl said...

enty - lots of really bad shows on tv. why you taking such a personal interest in this one?

yellow said...

Captivagrl you never watched it, did you?
It makes Viva Laughlin, canceled after 1 episode look good.

Bad Fish said...

I dunno, EL, I've seen The War At Home, another Fox show. I'd have to say THATs the worst show ever. Or was, rather.

Mooshki said...

I really liked Kangaroo Jack. I think I was the only one.

selenakyle said...

Awww, never watched it and never will, but I do love Niecy Nash.

The Dangerous Liaison said...

Hey, FOX! What about all of the awesome shows you cancelled without a care??!?!

HATE.

chickenrotini said...

I *tried* to watch it the other night. I got distracted with something more entertaining...poking my eyes out with a sharp pencil.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Isn't this just an American ripoff of the BBC/BBCAmerica show "Hotel Babylon" ?
I don't know for sure, having never seen this version, I'm just basing my question off of the descriptions of the show I've read.
"Hotel Babylon" was good - but then again, I'm a BBCAmerica fan.

sandman said...

you sold me, i'm watching it for the laughs, thanks for the heads up.

bionic bunny! said...

i've stared at pet rocks. i used to keep 4 or 5 of them in the ashtray of my '72 pinto (in the '70s). they were all named after my favorite science fiction writers.
they were actually quite entertaining, considering the decade.

only thing i watch on fox is HOUSE. and for that, they have my undying love.

farmgirl said...

I am sad for Jerry O'Connell. He is damned funny on his own. They keep putting him in stupid shows. Maybe he should do a sketch show - his Tom Cruise was the shit.

Mooshki said...

"Hey, FOX! What about all of the awesome shows you cancelled without a care??!?!

"HATE."

A-FUCKING-MEN!!!!!!!!! :) For so many reasons, Fox is a four-letter-word. :)