Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Girls Across Town


Are the Playboy people making so much money from Girls Next Door that they need to keep it going forever? I mean I know it is probably the only way Kendra is ever going to get paid for something other than taking her clothes off. I mean like a paycheck. Getting divorced in a few years and cashing in is not really a paycheck. At this point the girls are off doing their thing in so many places that it takes a major effort to actually get them to the Mansion to pretend they live there.

To me, it seems the only one of the three women who shows any loyalty to Hef is Bridget. Holly and Kendra are off in their own little worlds while pretending to be still with Hef. Don't think Holly was with Criss Angel last weekend and that Kendra was off with her NFL guy? Get this statement from Hugh he gave to US Magazine.

"She is still my girlfriend. Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever."

"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me. So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."

So, basically how I read this is that she is off doing her thing and when she finds some guy, she will go ahead and leave and Hef will be ok with that. It sounds like he is encouraging to do that and there certainly have been no denials about she and Criss being all over each other last weekend. Could I take a step back here and ask why women are so attracted to Criss. Is he that good looking?

Anyway, with Holly playing the field and Kendra allegedly engaged to an NFL player, that only leaves Bridget minding the Mansion. I think Hef should dump the other two and we could just have a show focusing on Bridget and Hef.

24 comments:

portlandgirl said...

In regards to Chris Angel, no he is not attractive or seemingly very bright. He always looks like he needs a shower and some sleep. Notice the "girls" that are attracted to him.....Pamela Anderson, Cameron Diaz, Holly Madison, etc. These women have painfully low self esteem and thrive on any attention. Honestly, do you think Holly is/was with Hef because she loves him? In that town, it's all about the money and fame. It's all an illusion.

MontanaMarriott said...

Criss Angel and that gay lisp of his?!!??! PUUUUHHLEEASE! if ever there was a lesbian/gay pairing it's Holly and Cris.

As for Kendra, I am sooo tired of her wannabe black self, she swears she's a sistah with her hanging out with rappers and ball playas, give it up already, the only one who looks as if she genuinely cares for the ole coot is Bridget

Mooshki said...

If you think of it as their job, it isn't so weird that it doesn't have much to do with their lives anymore. It's definitely coming apart, though. I don't think it would be as much fun without the three of them, but if they got the right hook I guess a Bridget/Hef show could work. As long as she has something to focus on besides Hef, 'cause that's just kind of sad.

mngddess said...

Luv Bridget. She's like a friend in mah head, you know?

Between watching this show, The Hills, and I Love Money my brain is mush for sure. LOL I really need to go take some graduate study courses to shock my brain into a normal rhythm.

mngddess said...

Oh, and Criss (LOVE the spelling...NOT) Angel is nothing more that a wannabe punkedout huckster who needs a good scrubbing with some disinfectant. Ewwwwww.

Harriet Hellfire said...

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BlahFrickinBlah said...

Angel is a mess. How anyone could bang him is beyond me. Bridget was always the smart one wasn't she? She at least went to school while living in the mansion. This was before Girls Next Door. I believe she has her Masters. Not sure in what. At least she was trying to better herself and have something to fall back on when her looks faded. She's the best looking out of all of them anyway.

Princess Buttercup said...

I think Bridget is just as likely to leave. She said in an interview that she eventually wants to get married and have children and Hef obviously has been there and does not want to do it again.

I think Hef is pretty realistic about the reasons that both he and the three women are involved in the relationship. I would not blame any of them for leaving if they want other things but career rise none of them are likely to do much better.

hotchacha said...

Sorry Criss Angel. We've already made our quota for greasy egomaniacs with Richard Grieco and Paul Stanley before him. You're just a rerun, pal, but thanks for trying.

Princess Buttercup said...

that was supposed to be career "wise" and I also wanted to add that Criss A is disgusting he is another Cisco Adler...

donna said...

i may have to give up watching my beloeved philadelphia eagles if kendra becomes part of the family ..

Tea Lady said...

Has Criss Angel ever been in full frontal friday? 'Cause otherwise I have no idea why anyone would want to date him...

kimi said...

Hef seemed like he came pretty close to having a child with Holly but her true gold digging ways probably came out. Plus, she is almost thirty and needs to dig for gold while she is still young and somewhat famous. I agree with others Bridget seems the most real and sweet. Kendra gives me a headache. Her laugh, ugh.

Katie said...

hef sleeps with almost every playmate/model/hangeron that stays at the mansion. who the eff cares if holly does her own thing too. he used them just as much as they used him. the popularity of GND helped revive playboy.

Quintessential Southerner said...

i do believe that bridget is a lesbian and that she is just smart enough to try and keep the gravy train going longer.

Quintessential Southerner said...

oops, i didn't mean to say that she was smart enough. it's not smart enough, but probably laziness.

Ayesha said...

"Girlfriend" = employee

Ayesha said...

Oh, and Criss Angel is a complete mama's boy, like all Greek men. (Yes, I CAN generalize like that) No woman is as good as his mama.

I admire him for his marketing/packaging. Personally, I find his whole look and schtick corny and tacky, but a lot of people buy into it, and he is pretty popular with the whole Ed Hardy crowd.

Grace said...

I am so glad Hef put it on the table. With that statement, Holly can't hope anymore, so it's no wonder she's off with some other famous guy.

As for Kendra, to me she is always one quick hop away from doing porn films. I'd like to look 10 years into the future and see what she's up to. She won't be with her football player or Hef, that's for sure. Porn it may be.

Bridget has a master's and lesbian or not, she'll get on with her life, too, when this show is over. She's knocking on 40, right?

kimi said...

Wasn't there a blind about one of the trio being a lesbian. I always thought it was Kendra, why do you guys think it is Bridget?

Amy said...

Bridget has alwasy been my favorite. Her birthday is Thursday and she'll be 35. Plus she actually has brains and seems the most genuine of the girls. If I were lesbian, I'd go for her.

Hmm, just found this on Wiki:
Bridget married Chad Christopher Marquardt on August 2, 1997. In the September 17, 2007 issue of Star magazine, Marquardt stated that she is married, but separated and has been living in the Playboy mansion since October 2002. According to the interview, her husband Chad Marquardt supported her move to LA and they have remained friends, and are in the process of divorcing.

Lisa said...

According to Wiki: Bridget has earned an AA, BA, & Master's Degree, all in the communications field. Also, "Bridget married Chad Christopher Marquardt on August 2, 1997. In the September 17, 2007 issue of Star magazine, Marquardt stated that she is married, but separated and has been living in the Playboy mansion since October 2002. According to the interview, her husband Chad Marquardt supported her move to LA and they have remained friends, and are in the process of divorcing."

MissBliss said...

I love Bridget. Holly seems like a lying sack of shit (I dont believe for a second she is 27. She looks a lot older to me), and although kendra seems like a nice enough girl she is as dumb as a box of rocks.

Jerry said...

Charlie Sheen: "You don't pay them for sex. You pay them to leave."

It's just taking these girls a little longer to leave.