Monday, September 15, 2008

Good Timing Alicia Keys


Just three days after Alicia Keys becomes eligible for bashing again on the blog, she goes and does something bash worthy. I love that timing. It was almost like she waited until the ban was lifted, just so I could take the time to call her a homewrecker. There's nothing I like talking more about than a homewrecker. I especially love it when they wreck a home while the man is married and his wife is pregnant. You don't often find class like that short of the Sienna Miller level. This is no minor league stuff for Alicia Keys, this is world class homewrecking.

According to the NY Daily News, Alicia is the reason SwissBeatz is divorcing his wife of five years Mashonda and abandoning his one year old son. Swiss denies it, but come on, how seriously are you going to take a guy who can't spell Beats correctly. I mean last week Alicia threw him a birthday party and Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony showed up. You don't call in those kinds of favors unless he is living with you at a minimum, or he just signed a record deal and you get 10%. When she introduced him, Alicia called him her boo. Immediately Swiss, German, French and all the rest of his pals cringed. His lawyer had a heart attack and Alicia just ignored it all and kept talking.

Now, sure, I have been focused on Alicia being the home wrecker, but it does take two to wreck. The thing is, Alicia is more well known. Is Swiss an a-hole? Absolutely. Should his wife take him for everything she can? You bet. Maybe she will even bankrupt him and then we can see how much Alicia loves him when he is sitting on her couch all day doing nothing, except costing her money while she is out working. Hey, kind of sounds like Mariah and Nick huh?

Swiss has been playing the its over game to Alicia while still continuing to stay over at Mashonda's house every now and again telling her they should work it out. See? That's disgusting. Bad enough you are a cheater, but to go ahead and play that game shows what a complete a-hole he is. And if you had any respect left for Alicia it should be gone. Mashonda apparently told Alicia to back off, but Alicia just kept on fallin', in and out of love. You kind of have to hum that last little part.

14 comments:

Punkimeowzer said...

I am truly disappointed to read this. That's just wrong! What is the matter with people? I feel bad for Mashonda and her son. Karma is going to be a bitch Ms. Keys!

DNfromMN said...

I thought Alicia was a labian? umm.. I meant lesbian, but it's a funny typo.

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notachance said...

Shame on Alicia being a homewrecker when we all know she's really a lesbian. Why ruin someone else's life for appearances?

Lisa said...

"You kind of have to hum that last little part."

That was funny Enty. :-)

not a famous adrian said...

I thought she was supposed to be getting married this past summer, & that never came about.

Sylvia said...

LOL@dnf

Is she really a lesbian or not. If she is why ruin a marriage??

That asshole should be screwed big time for what he did to his wife and kid.

RagDoll said...

notachance, dnfm, sylvia:

I think 'ol Swizz is screwing around, and it may have ended his marriage, and he may coincidentally been working with Alicia at around the same time the previous (affair, ruined marriage) went down, but I think your assessment of AK's sexuality is correct---and I think the various PR machines are using the TIMING of the incidents and the TIMING of him-working-with-her to spin this into a story with Alicia as the voracious (HETERO) temptress n order to garner publicity for the project, AND deflect rumors of her sexuality...

I think he cheated, but not with HER, think she's gay, and I think this is a cooked up "story of convenience"

donna said...

I agreewith all you guys,after I read the post, I thought it had to be made up somehow, as I was under the impression that she bats for the home team .. in fact, wasnt she the subject of blind about being a lesbian?

ECFan said...

The last I heard Alicia Keys was practically engaged to her co-producer, Kerry "Crucial" Brothers. They've been doing the nasty for donkey years. And no, she's not a lesbian. She just doesn't care that people are saying that because while they're looking for women, she's busy doing her business on the other side of the street. That's why allegations of homewrecking come out of the blue and everybody says, "I thought she was a lesbian!" and have no idea they've been mislead. LOL. That woman is NOT stupid.

p m said...

alicia is a lesbian

and swizz likes white girls

this one is just a rumor started by the wife.

lachickforever said...

Sounds like a rumor started by Clive Davis to me.

Mashonda and Swiss were already breaking up. Swiss has major debt he needs to pay off.

In Hollywood is it better to be a homewrecker (Angelina) or a lesbian (Ellen)?

gillian said...

Hasn't this done the rounds already? Alicia was accused of being a key factor (THE factor??) in his break up wife Mashonda some months back- I'm talking May 08 time.

Either way, it is homewrecking par excellence. Way to go Alicia! Sienna has probably sent her a 'Welcome to the Club' induction pack, with a gold badge for her brazen start as a member.

This has a similar ring to the Britney-K/Fed- Shar Jackson triangle. Shar was preggars and still'seeing' Kevin at the time. I think the general low class state, and expectation, about the players involved in that affair made it more a tabloid spectacle; whereas Mashonda hasn't been tabloid fodder in quite the same way and musical integrity that Keyes presents herself seem to make the allegations worse. Flat out, she should know better!

Jai Jackson said...

Ok who ever wrote this needs to be quiet and get a life u don't even know her so why would u go off and write something about her u dont know if swizz and mashonda were having problems or just decided to break up u should be quiet and write about something else that wont affect someone's life in a bad way.