Monday, September 15, 2008
Just three days after Alicia Keys becomes eligible for bashing again on the blog, she goes and does something bash worthy. I love that timing. It was almost like she waited until the ban was lifted, just so I could take the time to call her a homewrecker. There's nothing I like talking more about than a homewrecker. I especially love it when they wreck a home while the man is married and his wife is pregnant. You don't often find class like that short of the Sienna Miller level. This is no minor league stuff for Alicia Keys, this is world class homewrecking.
According to the NY Daily News, Alicia is the reason SwissBeatz is divorcing his wife of five years Mashonda and abandoning his one year old son. Swiss denies it, but come on, how seriously are you going to take a guy who can't spell Beats correctly. I mean last week Alicia threw him a birthday party and Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony showed up. You don't call in those kinds of favors unless he is living with you at a minimum, or he just signed a record deal and you get 10%. When she introduced him, Alicia called him her boo. Immediately Swiss, German, French and all the rest of his pals cringed. His lawyer had a heart attack and Alicia just ignored it all and kept talking.
Now, sure, I have been focused on Alicia being the home wrecker, but it does take two to wreck. The thing is, Alicia is more well known. Is Swiss an a-hole? Absolutely. Should his wife take him for everything she can? You bet. Maybe she will even bankrupt him and then we can see how much Alicia loves him when he is sitting on her couch all day doing nothing, except costing her money while she is out working. Hey, kind of sounds like Mariah and Nick huh?
Swiss has been playing the its over game to Alicia while still continuing to stay over at Mashonda's house every now and again telling her they should work it out. See? That's disgusting. Bad enough you are a cheater, but to go ahead and play that game shows what a complete a-hole he is. And if you had any respect left for Alicia it should be gone. Mashonda apparently told Alicia to back off, but Alicia just kept on fallin', in and out of love. You kind of have to hum that last little part.