Thursday, September 25, 2008
Huge Hefner is pretty much doing anything right now to direct attention away from the issues surrounding his girlfriends. And when I say the word girlfriend, I mean a girl who is a friend, and that on your birthday maybe gives you a little rub and tug if you know what I mean.
Anyway, so he spouted off to OK! Magazine that he would love to have Sarah Plain as a centerfold. Despite the fact, I really didn't need the mental image of that, I wouldn't put it past her to do it if she is on the losing side of the election.
I think it would be a huge seller. Probably one of the biggest issues of Playboy ever. It would have to be like right after the election though for it to have an impact, but it would be I think in their top ten all-time.
Here is why I think that. I don't think it is someone who is gorgeous that necessarily sells adult magazines. I think it is curiosity, and people of every age and sex would be curious and therefore purchase the magazine.
Now, lets say that somehow Hef managed to convince Jennifer Aniston to pose naked. I mean she is getting to an age where she might consider it because lets face it, her career isn't really headed for Oscar land anyway, and it isn't like she has a movie going public that follows her and will be offended if she poses naked. So, Jennifer Aniston, an admitted huge seller on the magazine market. She is the biggest seller according to The Enquirer. The worst seller by the way is Jamie Lynn Spears. Interesting huh?
So, in a head to head showdown, who do you think sells more Playboy magazines? I say Palin because of the curiosity factor and also because many of the people who would be interested in Palin are older and wouldn't know where to look on the internet for the photos. It would be a close race though.