Monday, September 15, 2008

Today's Blind Items

Uh oh. When I heard about this on Saturday, I told the person at the other end of the phone they were full of crap. When I heard about it again this morning from someone else who was at the event, I started to believe. Freaked me the hell out, but I believe. Hey, LA is a coke town. Everyone knows it. It is what it is. So, when a C list actor does a little coke in front of everyone it really is no big deal. Sure, we prefer you to go off in a corner, not for privacy, but because the rest of us don't have any. What you don't normally see is the C list actor sharing it with his underage daughter in front of everyone. I say underage, but coke is always illegal, so the whole underage refers to the fact, well she is underage. Will freak you the hell out. Not that a guy sharing coke with his daughter wouldn't freak you out on a stand alone basis.

47 comments:

Ariel said...

How old are Robin Williams' kids?

Quintessential Southerner said...

would have been nice if we could get the girl's age to narrow it down. too many of these lowlifes.

Ed said...

Bruce and Rumer Willis?

Amanda said...

This is almost like the rape one: shouldn't this person be turned in for child endangerment?

The first person who came to mind was Bobby Brown and his daughter (Bobbi Christina), but he's not C-list.

Billy Ray and Miley are too obvious.

Alec Baldwin is too A-List.

DNfromMN said...

Bruce is at least (A-) list. And it would be Tallulah, not Rumer (who is 18 at least I think).

I tried googling "freak the hell out" and I didn't get any hits. I am stumped.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

My ex-father-in-law did coke with his daughter. She went on to become a hardest of the hardcore sho'nuff street walking drug addict. Somebody save this kid.

not a famous adrian said...

The Hoff?

Moosefan said...

For some reason, Don Johnson...or is he too old school?

Jess said...

The sentence " Will freak you the hell out." seems awkward and am wondering if it's some sort of clue.
WILL? A name perhaps?

let me think on this one.

DNfromMN said...

Ok, went to the random photos:
Jon Cryer only has a son.

Patrick Warburton has 4 kids of undetermined age/sex per wiki.

Anyone remember what events happened on Friday night?

Ice Angel said...

Well, Miley is in the pics down below, but I would be extremely surprised if BRC let his daughter do coke in front of everyone. Plus, I think more tongues would be wagging about it. But yes, it would definitely freak me out. Hope it's not true.

Wouldn't BRC be more than C-list simpley because he is on one of the hottest shows around?

Amanda said...

Some additional research:

1991
A daughter, Alessandra, born to Andy Garcia

1992
A daughter, Sosie, born to Kevin Bacon (who doesn’t strike me as C-list)

A daughter, Georgia, born to Mick Jagger. Jagger is many things, but A-list actor he’s not

1993
A daughter, Eleanor, born to Christopher Lambert

A daughter, Stephanie, born to Jon Bon Jovi (see also Mick Jagger)

A daughter, Deni, born to Woody Harrelson

A daughter, Isabelle, born to C. Thomas Howell

1994
A daughter, Isabella born to Danny Bonaduce

A daughter, Lillie, adopted by Parker Stevenson and Kirstie Alley

Ice Angel said...

"I started to believe" sounds X-files to me, no? Or some kind of science fiction? I'm just not sure we have enough clues.

Miss X said...

I have zero guesses, but whoever the dad it, you are a horrible parent. SHAMEFUL. Too bad you have to justify your coke habit by thinking it's OK to share with a teenager. When your kid is in rehab at age 20 or OD's on a speedball, the guilt will rest with you.

Norah said...

antonio banderas

Harriet Hellfire said...

I have been watching Heroes for three days straight so all I could think about was Noah and Claire Bennett. Yes, I know they are not really father and daughter. But does that actor have kids?

I don't f*cking know. *L*

Back to the DVD now.

ea73 said...

Don't know this one, but did Ent just reveal Jennifer Garner as the wife half of an A list couple who is doing it with a surfing instructor?! (See the caption with the pic of Ben A.)

trashtalker said...

The surfing instructor affair blind was from Ted C.

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/09/ted-c-blind-item.html

The woman was described as "matronly." The And It Ain'ts were older: Kate Capshaw, Annette Bening, Hillary Clinton.

Rebecca said...

I think the clue is "stand alone" .
...

Stand by me?
The Stand?
Stand and Deliver?
X-Men - The last Stand?
One Night Stand? Kyle MacLachlan?

shakey said...

I'm working an X-files angle here - Billy Connolly? Not sure if he has an underage daughter. Mitch Pileggi has an underage daughter, but she's only 10. Surely the child in this BI can't be that young. I googled freak out believe and got a whole lot of nada. I wonder what the event was? Kids movie premiere?

Aw shit - At Igor premiere - David DeLuise. Father of Riley DeLuise, 15. Not sure if she was there with him. Did Dom DeLuise say "freak me the hell out" a lot?

WishingOnAStar said...

I can't even begin to think who would do such a thing. I'm pretending you mean Coke as in a can.

Ariel said...

Bruce Willis?

Lucy said...

He says "freaked me the hell out" & "will freak you the hell out." Maybe someone in a movie with "Hell" in the title?

Laura said...

Van Damme. Movie: In Hell (2003)
2 daughters, one will be 18 (this yr), one 13.

Ice Angel said...

David Deluise is on a hit Disney show...I doubt he'd risk that kind of thing. He seems really sweet and nice.

BinkyM said...

@ariel: We're looking for a C list actor ... so we can beat the crap out of him.

@laura: That's a good one! I missed it. (There are a LOT of movies with "hell" in the title.) I'd given up on that and was working on "devil" (I know; perhaps too subtle). Van Damme might ven be invited somewhere these days because of the new movie about him, in which he plays himself (which tells me he's a goodsport, which I would guess he'd have to be these days; how else will hegets any work?).

Judi said...

When on Saturday did you hear this, Enty? The Tech (or Creative Arts) Emmys were Saturday afternoon. Maybe we should look there.

Molly said...

mark harmon from freaky friday? he has a 20 year old and a 16 year old. i'd hate to think that about him tho.

Mooshki said...

"We're looking for a C list actor ... so we can beat the crap out of him."

And kidnap his daughter, and any other kids he may have. I know Hollyweird has different rules, but couldn't someone at least have gone up to him and said "hey dude, this isn't okay?"

sandman said...

it doesn't really matter, only a matter of time before the hollywood kid would be effed up anyway.
gives us all something to laugh at, enjoy the show.

Mooshki said...

Ouch! That's a new level of cynicism. :)

AMD said...

I SERIOUSLY doubt it's Mark Harmon. I would go with Jean Claude Gosh-Darn, but it says C-list, not Z-list.

I think I'll go with Banderas as well.

Lynne said...

amd said: "I would go with Jean Claude Gosh-Darn".

Yay, a Mystery Science 3K reference! Thank you, amd.

Diane said...

I think Mark Harmon's kids are both sons.

littleoleme said...

You know, I'm going to throw Billy Ray Cyrus in there. It would explain why he's so chilled about his 15 year old daughter dating a 20 year old man and her Vanity Fair photo shoot. Complete lack common sense on both. The I Love Jebus shouting folk are usually the ones doing the most degrading things.
Just a thought.

RagDoll said...

I like N.A.F Adrian's Hasselhoff guess.

Although...is it even remotely *possible* that the daughter could be a STEPdaughter? And the "step" isn't mentioned to further obscure the blind?? In which case I nominate Ashton K. and Talullah Willis.

BinkyM said...

@RagDoll: What's your reasoning for nominating Ashton Kutcher? He's not C list, and what clues make you think "Ashton Kutcher!!!!!!"? What caused you to pluck his name out of the air? He just had a smash hit movie this summer so why, out of all the names in Hollywood, did you nominate him?

His movie with Laura Linney is due out in February; his movie with Michelle Pfeiffer is due out later this year. You may not like the man, but aside from his acting, he's a money-making producer as well.

Let's pretend for a moment that he gives coke to a child belonging to Demi Moore and Bruce Willis in front of a lot of people. Don't you suppose that we'd be reading about the separation of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Monday morning, and also the separation of Ashton Kutcher's head from his body by Bruce Willis? Do you really think this is the kind of thing that could be kept quiet?

(Notice that not a single person I've mentioned thus far is C list.)

This is dumber than the Hannah Montana guess. No one gives cocaine to the world's most famous child star in front of a roomful of people and everyone keeps quiet about it. It would show up on TMZ faster than a video of Britney's snatch.

not a famous adrian said...

RagDoll--you make me look so official.

Molly said...

ragdoll, don't you hate when people waste time going on and on and on (and on) just to tell you they think you fucked up? i guess perez hilton's site is down today.

naf adrian, you are official!!

not a famous adrian said...

Thanks Molly! at least I think that was a positive comment--you never know here!

Molly said...

it was positive!! but you're right...some people just come on to do the road rage thing.

The Missus said...

This is a long shot, but could it be Ron Perlman? What with the Hellboy movies, I mean. His IMDB trivia indicates he has two children but not their ages or sexes. He doesn't SEEM like that kind of asshole, but I don't know.

BinkyM said...

@The Missus: He might have been a good guess before the "Hellboy" sequel this summer, and his new TV show; is he still C list now? (I'm not entirely sure what qualifies someone for C list anymore.) Since he's actively working (and had a big movie this summer), doesn't that move him off the C list? Otherwise, he seemed like a potentially good guess because of all the "hell" clues.

Laura said...

I checked Ron Perlman-no underage daughters. He was my first guess too.

The only other 'Hell' movies I found were In Hell w/Johnny Depp and new movie coming out called Hell Ride--no actors in it have underaged daughters.

I'm sticking with Jean Claude Van Damme, suck it amd.

DNfromMN said...

I have to say I'm liking the Van Damme thing. He is known for having a coke problem (back when he was "popular"). And he did a movie called In Hell (not the same as the Johnny Depp one :).

Mooshki said...

I can't imagine Ron Perlman being anything but solid B-list. He's just too ubiquitous. Or maybe I just REALLY don't want it to be him - I love him. :)

Ice Angel said...

Ent did post a pic of Van Damme on the next days random photos. It makes sense.