Friday, October 31, 2008

He Must Be Making A Buck Off It


Larry Birkhead must have figured out a new scheme to make money. He told Life & Style that he was selling Anna Nicole Smith's house and moving to a place over next to Denise Richards and Kim Kardashian. First of all, I'm not sure I could handle living in Anna's house just because it would freak me the hell out. Not that Anna once lived there but that Bobby Trendy decorated the place. I would wake up screaming and seeing feather boas everywhere.

Larry says he is moving because there is no backyard. I think he is moving because he figures he can sell photos of the new house to some magazine. See. Larry gets money for taking care of the baby, but he doesn't get as much for himself as he would probably like. This is why of course he is always exploiting his kid for money and selling photos of themselves to the tabloids. This will be no different. You watch. In a couple of months when they are all settled in and he has convinced the court he needs all this new furniture for the house, some magazine will run a cover story featuring them and the new house and he will pocket enough to live off for the next few months and his next money maker.

18 comments:

Molly said...

the photo was set up and done by a pro. look at their shadows on the sidewalk. that indicates the sun is behind them. yet in the doorway behind him, to the right of the simpsons ride sign, you see the shadow of his arm, which means someone was in front of him with lighting. what bullshit. does this guy ever do anything without it being staged?

enty, i think he wants to live near them so they'll babysit and he'll get facetime on their show.

Mooshki said...

That poor girl is doomed. But sadly, she's still probably better off than being raised by Anna. At least he's sober (as far as I know).

notachance said...

Shit, I thought it was Keith Urban for a second there....

Sylvia said...

She looks so cute. It's just too bad that her own father is using her.

jax said...

i can't hate. that lil girl looks happy and well adjusted. imagine the horrors sho would have faced with Anna and Howard at the helm.
grief,depression and rampant drug use do not equal a happy childhood.

not a famous adrian said...

I agree jax--whatever he is, he is a doting dad, & hopefully she will grow
up ok.

kimmypie1 said...

I have to give him the benefit of the doubt here. Having a yard is something a lot of parents wish they could have for their kids, myself included.

stiffkittens said...

People would still be bithcing if he went out and got a 9 to 5 job (probably more so). Lets face it, that little girl will be photographed anyway, and its not like he's got a photographer following them 24/7 like some of these mothers do (via leaking whereabouts etc).

I think he's doing his best for that girl, and she is obviously not suffering for it. So what if he wants money to live - i have yet to see a photo of him in a Porche or shopping at designer stores. He could have passed his daughter off to the grandmother, or hired a few nannies so he need not see the child other than for photo-calls, but as far as i know he has not done either or these things.

Kudos to him; and his daughter is a beauty.

Ms. said...

Molly, good eye! Are you a photographer?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

and the tide turns in Larry's favor.....

jax said...

a decent pap sized flash will do that too though. especially if there is a few at diff times going off.

Molly said...

ms., thnx, it's a hobby only. i usually don't notice things like that, but for some reason i was awake today...lol. honestly, the first thing i saw was the shadow on the door jam and i just wondered where the light source was coming from and then checked out the shadows on the ground and they didn't match up.

she's an adorable little girl, i just wish he didn't pimp her the way he does.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Something about him just makes me uneasy. Same with the other guy...Stern. There was something going on with the three of them that we don't know about and it was something WRONG. The kid is beautiful though.

ally said...

I don't know if this is a tired response but the death of both Anna Nicole and her son so close together seems so suspicious to me, I just don't buy what Larry is trying to sell. That bebe is cute as hell though!

audieh_1 said...

Well yes indeed Larry is making a buck off of it. Everytime I see a picture of him with Dannylynn I know there is one of those in depth interviews coming up on Entertainment Tonight. Sure enough there he was tonight, and just doesn't he let it be known he is doing a reality show. Scum of the earth is what he is and will always be in my eyes for selling his kid out time and time again.

Molly said...

audieh, great info. so that photo is either set up as a promotional shot or is a still from taping.

how come we never see any candids of him so engaged with his daughter?

shakey said...

And yet another child-using celebutard gets a show. Pop quiz: who would be a good match for Larry?

a) Denise Richards
b) Dina Lohan
or
c) Tom Cruise

lyz said...

She is so cute, but I hate the way he always does her hair like Pebbles and Bam Bam..