Friday, October 31, 2008
Larry Birkhead must have figured out a new scheme to make money. He told Life & Style that he was selling Anna Nicole Smith's house and moving to a place over next to Denise Richards and Kim Kardashian. First of all, I'm not sure I could handle living in Anna's house just because it would freak me the hell out. Not that Anna once lived there but that Bobby Trendy decorated the place. I would wake up screaming and seeing feather boas everywhere.
Larry says he is moving because there is no backyard. I think he is moving because he figures he can sell photos of the new house to some magazine. See. Larry gets money for taking care of the baby, but he doesn't get as much for himself as he would probably like. This is why of course he is always exploiting his kid for money and selling photos of themselves to the tabloids. This will be no different. You watch. In a couple of months when they are all settled in and he has convinced the court he needs all this new furniture for the house, some magazine will run a cover story featuring them and the new house and he will pocket enough to live off for the next few months and his next money maker.