Thursday, October 30, 2008
I don't actually think Jennifer Aniston is stupid. I think she is annoying as all hell, but I don't think she is stupid. I wouldn't want to hang out with her, but I don't think she's stupid. I don't think she is all that great looking, but I don't think she's stupid. I think she needs to shower more often, but I don't think she's stupid. But what I think is beside the point. John Mayer thinks Jennifer Aniston is as dumb as a box of rocks at least according to Pink. Apparently Pink and John Mayer got into some kind of fight. Pink likes real guys and the douche bagginess of John Mayer did not rub her the right way.
John told her that he only sleeps with really stupid women. According to The Sun, Pink said something along the lines of they would have to be really stupid to want to. Now, can we all assume that John and Jen have slept together? Can we assume that John and Jessica Simpson slept together? So, if you can walk and talk at the same time, John Mayer is not interested in you at all. But, if you like to sit around and talk about nothing all day, then here comes John.
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23 comments:
I agree Ent. She is stipud, and stupid too.
I think whoever she "dates" is her business...why does it even matter? Seriously. Why?
i find her annoying and unattractive, but she can do way better than john mayer.
Kris, you are on a fucking gossip blog
what q.s. said. i don't dislike her but she's scraping the bottom with j.m. the only thing worse would be james blunt.
Soooo..I thought EL as in the know..apparently not..or he would know that JM and JA are not sleeping together, that he is being paid to be an escort, it is a deal they made so he can get into acting. Come on EL, you can do better than that, this woman is smart enough to make millions of dollars, and if she ever reveals what she really knows, she is not the one you will be calling stupid.
Gee thanks Emo. I wasn't aware of that. Have a nice day.
I agree that anyone willingly sleeping with John Mayer has to be really stupid.
Don't most men want to only sleep with stupid women? They just want to get their rocks off and be done. Smart women know they deserve better. Smart women also won't fuck without a condom and know that those little red sores on your penis are and they can tell when they're being lied to, too.
So, nine times out of ten, a guy would rather fuck a dumb chick.
why do you say she needs to shower more? ... i do kind of see her as a hippieish pot smoking chick ... does she stink of patchouli?
Dammit. I really want to LIKE John Mayer. I've never seen somebody make it so hard to like somebody, and he makes it seem so effortless.
Jen - I don't think anybody is too worried about being unable to discuss four dimensional sattelite frequencies with her. I bet she'd take a good stab at it if she were stoned, though.
I don't think she's stupid, but she could do better. Maybe he's really charming or something.. nah
Wasn't there a blind item within the last couple of week about a female that needs to shower?
Is this the answer to it?
I never got the whole "Dumb f*cks good"-thing, and I will continue to not believe it. Can someone really dumb be creative in bed? I never thought so, but maybe I'm wrong.
Just so you know, a friend of mine has decided that the word "douchebag", and all derivatives thereof, has been banned due to severe over-usage.
We're bringing "dickwad" back.
Slappy- just so you know. i do like the maryjane but i do not wear patchouli.lol.
"get your patchouli stench out of my shop!" - High Fidelity.
jen may not be stupid but she's looking pretty fucking dumb going back to that douchenozzle after he clowned her in public last time.
Hmmm. Let's see, shall we?
Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn't strike me as an intellectual powerhouse, and God knows Jessica Simpson is a teensy bit dim, to say the least. I'm sure the random slags John picks up aren't exactly braintrusts or great conversationalists, either.
So...what, exactly, makes people think Aniston is SMART? I'm as big a celebrity enthusiast as anyone (which is why I'm here, duh) and read a lot of interviews and whatnot. I have NEVER heard this woman discuss anything relating to politics, literature, nature, or culture (not even the cinema). She talks about how great she's doing, and how much she works out and what she eats and likes to wear. Great.
Jennifer Aniston is an empty wasteland. She contains nothing of interest or value -- she is composed entirely of of nicotine, cocaine, self pity, and innumerable hair products.
Also, Pink is totally on my list of Celebrities With Whom I Would Like to Hang Out and Have a Beer (or Two).
She brings the bluntness. That's something I've always liked about Pink. I also think she's funny as shit, and I'm glad she called Mayer out on his douchitude. That's exactly the sort of thing an asshat says to the girl whom he knows will absolutely never, ever, ever sleep with him under any circumstances. He's bitter -- trying to rile her up or something.
I don't even think he's all that hot, to be honest.
It sucks that John Mayer is such an asshole cause dude is wicked talented. His shitty personality is now outshining his music. I've never been a fan of Aniston. She reeks of desperation. If she is a hard core smoker, then she's not out splitting the atom that's for sure.
I love Pink. She's my favorite blunt bitch.
Ugh. John Mayer just lost all of his Dave Chapelle "cool" points. He's a total ass.
I just hope any aspiring "starlettes" read this & know to steer clear of His Whoreness.
LOL, Ernestine!
Yeah, Ernestine! I'm a fairly articulate, VERY choosy young lady, and I've had guys who have no chance with me, brag to me that they only sleep with dumb girls. It's their way of 'disappointing' me that I'm just too damn smart to get some of that Douche Dick.
IMO, It's a tactic to get smart women to give in. Smart women are a challenge that these kinds of guys try to seduce once in a while for a change of pace. Men like dumb girls because they're afraid of rejection. Every once in a while, though, these douches have to try to "up their game" by trying a wiser hottie.
That's my experience, because every guy who's volunteered to tell me that I don't have a chance because I'm too smart has KEPT TRYING for hours afterward.
Libby -- exactly! :-)
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