Friday, October 17, 2008

Melody Thornton Is An Idiot


Wow, I think I just lost a million brain cells and all I had to do was read words that Melody Thornton had said. If I had actually had to listen to them, I might actually have none left. Most of you at this point are probably asking who Melody Thornton is. Well, I will tell you. She is one of the Pussycat Dolls who just does whatever she does in the background and pretends to sing.

But, sometimes people like interviewing people other than Nicole and so Melody got her chance and she has probably set back the interview process for like a decade.

When you think of this group does it evoke memories of going to church on Sunday or nuns or spreading the word of God and what he would want everyone to do? Yeah, me either. I think the grinding on the floor and simulated sex kind of blew those thoughts out of the water. Well, apparently melody thinks that is just what she is doing. Throughout her childhood, Melody wanted to be a nun. "I used to watch these movies about people who really devote their lives to charity in someway or bettering the world, devoting themselves to serve God or a common purpose. Then I realized when I could sing I realized I could do both."

Well first of all, I think we need to say that yes, she can sing, but so can everyone. Doesn't mean you are good at it or that you should even try to make a living at it. As to the part about her bettering the world and devoting themselves to serve God, I am really having trouble figuring out how writhing around half naked every night is devoting herself to God. I really wish the writer from The Sun had asked a followup question but he was probably so numb from the response that his brain would not work fast enough. Goodness. I wonder if she really believes it or if she just thought of it when she was watching a movie or what, but when I think of this group I do not see them collecting offering before, during or after the show and somehow I don't see Melody doing anything other than talking a good game before going off to do something very un nun like. Although, judging from the photo above, she may consider Bow Wow to be her God and then the whole quote would make much more sense.

7 comments:

stiffkittens said...

I can see them collecting offerings after each show, but probably not the kind you'd give in church...

Mooshki said...

LMAO!

Harriet Hellfire said...

Yep. Cat pee and day-old shrimp.

Sylvia said...

LOLOL

Jungle007 said...

Oh dear GOD. She's probably banned from heaven just for saying that.. what a 'tard.

LMAO @ Harriet. So true.

I've asked this before, but i never got a response.. I KNOW it's totally moot, but i was wondering what the hell happened to the chick who made the group after that reality show? Asia? Where the hell did they bury her?

Mooshki said...

Jungle, the official line was "she decided to pursue a solo career instead." Of course, the truth is they just didn't want to add her to the group.

Jungle007 said...

Ahhh.. I see.. That's a laugh, considering that as a solo artist she'd suck more than Kim Kardashian(pun intended).
Thanks 4 the info, mooshki :)