Mooshki - Movie Review - Zach And Miri Make A Porno
This isn’t really going to be a review - I think you either like Kevin Smith’s movies or you don’t. This is a VERY Kevin Smith movie. Not my favorite (how can you compete with Dogma?) but definitely one of his better ones. I have to see it again; I missed a good chunk of the dialogue because I was laughing so loud (along with the rest of the audience). One of my favorite parts was when they were trying to come up with a title for their porno. I love porn titles that are take-offs of other movies (Forrest Hump, Edward Penishands) so I was dying at some of their ideas. Some things that stood out for me: Justin Long was surprisingly good at a role that’s quite different from the ones he usually plays (I can’t say anything about it without giving good stuff away). I think Traci Lords has been away from porn for too long - she seemed to be doing more “acting,” while Katie Morgan was a brilliant, naturally at ease, happy porn girl. Kevin’s wife, Jennifer Schwalbach, was gorgeous in her bit. In Clerks 2 she was way too thin and looked scary, but she’s gained a couple of pounds and it looks great on her. Saving the best for last: Yes, Mewes does full frontal (woo hoo!). He’s certainly not in Snoop’s league, but he was nicely groomed, and I think Pink would find it pretty. I can’t wait for the screen captures for FFF!
Warning: I can see why Kevin had to fight so hard with the MPAA - this is definitely a hard R for sexuality. (Although, imo, infinitely less offensive than the violence in a typical R action movie.) There actually isn’t a whole lot of full nudity, and of course there’s no penetration, but there’s a lot of implied kinky sex, including one particular scene that made me think Kevin thought to himself “what’s the most disgusting thing I can do to Jeff Anderson in this film?”
Another warning: You will NEVER be able to look at a Star Wars movie the same way again.
If you’re a Kevin Smith fan, this is a definite must-see!
Warning: I can see why Kevin had to fight so hard with the MPAA - this is definitely a hard R for sexuality. (Although, imo, infinitely less offensive than the violence in a typical R action movie.) There actually isn’t a whole lot of full nudity, and of course there’s no penetration, but there’s a lot of implied kinky sex, including one particular scene that made me think Kevin thought to himself “what’s the most disgusting thing I can do to Jeff Anderson in this film?”
Another warning: You will NEVER be able to look at a Star Wars movie the same way again.
If you’re a Kevin Smith fan, this is a definite must-see!
15 comments:
I wanna see! I wanna see! :)
Holy cow, you're on the ball this morning Enty - I just sent this like half an hour ago! :)
This looks aces, thanks for the review Mooshki!
I'm really looking forward to this movie, thanks Mooshki!
Thanks for another great review! Right after High School Musical 3, this is on my must see list.
OK--only kiddung about HSM3
LOL, your daughter isn't into HSM, is she?
No--not at all, but her friend is IN LOVE with Nick Jonas & HSM, & bought them tickets for tonight. We haven't stopped making fun of her.
Every kid she babysits for is going
also.
Thanks, Mooshki. Just fyi: Except for the film 'Traci, I love You,' she was a minor when she did porn. Anyone have those old films, better keep them hidden.
Very interesting story on Traci Lords, saw it on the Biography channel or A&E. She was a minor but I think either they didn't have proof or something. She is also suppose to be a very smart cookie.
Sylvia, she used a fake ID. Check her out at imdb.
I have enough trouble looking at Traci with clothes on, so shouldn't be a problem. :) Not surprising - very few girls with happy childhoods end up in porn. Although this Katie Morgan chick did seem very chipper! I wouldn't mind seeing some of her flicks.
Thanks for the review, Mooshki. I had hoped this would be a good one.
I LOVE Kevin Smith. My best friend and I used to get torked up and go watch his movies when they first came out. (she went and had kids and spoiled all the fun--boo hiss) I will definitely see this one. I love Jason Mewes and Seth Rogan. Full frontal on Jason? Shit! I'm there!
Another thing to add - there is full backal of Mewes as well as full frontal - very nice as well! :)
I'm much relieved to hear this since I have a huge mancrush on Kevin Smith but never liked Seth Rogen that much.
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