Friday, October 10, 2008

Playboy Becomes Girls Gone Wild


Before the internet when you had to get your porn by stealing magazines from 7-Eleven there was sort of a pecking order. In Playboy you were going to get tasteful shots with a heavy emphasis on articles. Penthouse was kind of your middle of the road fun. A little freakier than Playboy. Then there was Hustler. That was for your gold chain wearing guys who traded their wives on the weekends. Sure there were lots of others, but those three magazines were like the McDonalds, Burger King and Wendys of porn. Your Coke, Pepsi and 7Up (Dr. Pepper) if you will.

Playboy was class. If someone saw you with a Playboy you might have actually been looking at it for something other than photos. I always thought the way Hugh Hefner carried himself in public and in appearances was impeccable. There was a quality standard that no other men's magazine met.

As much as I might be snarky about Holly or Kendra, but of course never Bridget, at least I think the women were close to representing what Playboy has always been about. Remember this is the magazine that had Marilyn Monroe. So, when I saw yesterday the two women Hef is pretending to sleep with for the next season of the show and for his girlfriends I got sad actually. Here is an 82 year old man with two 19 year old twins. He was eligible for social security when they were born. He was in his 30's when THEIR parents were born. But you know what, I could almost be ok with that. What really ticked me off about this and Playboy's reputation is that these are two girls who are probably too trashy maybe for even Girls Gone Wild.

They both have a felony conviction, and one of the twins has another misdemeanor charge that was reduced from a felony. They are 19. How do you think they are acting at the Mansion? Do you think they give a f**k about Hef? Nope. It is all about the money. I wouldn't be surprised if they are looting the mansion as we speak. While Hef takes one of his many naps, they are taking crap and yelling at Hef's secretary. I'm sure Hef got talked into the twins by the producers of the show talking about how it would be good for ratings to have the twins. But what he is doing is just trashing everything he has worked at for the last sixty years.

So, my advice to Hef is show some balls, and kick the girls out and go live with Barbi Benton. You liked her best anyway and she is within 30 years of your age.

24 comments:

califblondy said...

What's there to loot in the mansion? That place is rundown as hell.

I think Hef will do whatever he damn well pleases and to hell with everything and everybody else. I can't imagine any 19 year old prison-worthy twins taken advantage of the old guy in any way.

sandman said...

i'm with ent, don't get it.
must be ratings motivated.

Molly said...

next stop - celebrity (gag me) rehab.

and yea, anybody who has read about the mansion knows the carpeting is worn and the wallpaper is from the 80's. he's really tight with his money when it comes to the digs.

don't think it was so girl next door behind the scenes tho. a friends mother used to date the son of victor lownes, the guy who founded playboy with hef and ran playboy in the u.k. oh the stories.

Cali Angel said...

I know what you mean about getting sad about Holly leaving. Here's a tribute to them from Hollywood.com
http://www.hollywood.com/tv/The_Girls_Next_Door/5205731
not so much a tribute as it is to a lot of info and pics, which is just as good!

DNfromMN said...

Now I know what Kendra meant when she was on Chelsea Lately talking about "random hos" in the mansion and now she has to lock her door.

DetroitRocker said...

Ent the economy is tight. Hef is having to cut corners so, he is buying cheaper products. Hey he thought he was getting a good deal with two for the price of one. We all know you get what you pay for.

I really believe the truth about the girls moving out is that Hef cut the girls allowance.

sheetrock said...

I think this is all funny as fuck. Rich pervert getting old, probably not able to get a woody, the better whores move out, ickier whores move in. I like to see an old perv get his comeuppance. Hooray for Karma.

Molly said...

are all three girls moving out? i don't follow the show.

lmao@detroitrocker. hef is going bargain hunting...lol.

selenakyle said...

I agree, Hef and the entire Playboy empire used to be pure class all the way.

He should pony up some dignity and live a quiet end-of-live existence with Kimberly and his SONS.

Although, she prolly doesn't WANT to be with him, but doesn't she live right next door anyway?

She was by far so much more beautiful and classy-looking than any of the recent or current hangers-on anyway (but I do like Bridget too, Ent!).

selenakyle said...

Ummm, I meant "end-of-liFe"...

Jewels said...

Holy crow DNfromMN ! Your avi scared the shite outa me! LOL!

On that note, is porn this week's theme? Enty, I couldn't help but think of you this week, and how you would have liked what I found... As I was demolishing some closets in our house, and found a 'secret compartment' in one of the shelves the previous owner built, filled with vintage porn! LOL!

Oh, and Ewwww!

KellyLynn said...

I just hope the contracts these girls have don't entitle them to any inheritance if he dies while they're living there. It's bad enough that they get paid so much money just for being plastic.
I miss the old days of Playboy, when it was artful photography, and not plastic surgery, that made the women look gorgeous.

Mooshki said...

Jewels, you could make a fortune off of that on Ebay. :)

zandra said...

I find it hard to believe that they would put two very violent, troubled girls so close to a 84 year old man. Dear God, one punch and the old guy buys the farm!

Quintessential Southerner said...

sorry, playboy is so outdated in its stance on beauty, that is why they are struggling and need a cheesy show to help its sells. *rolls eyes*

Molly said...

zandra, maybe that's what the network is hoping for.

Cali Girl said...

why does the chick on the left have forked eyebrows? it's freaking me out!

Jewels said...

Moosh, I don't think so, the guy actually did collages with it. Four huge binders full.... lol!

Ernestine said...

Not to be TOO shallow or anything, but I think this girls are super. fucking. ugly. They have no natural beauty to begin with, and they look horrific all painted up. I KNOW these are mugshots, but they're really, really, really not attractive. THIS is what Hef is porking nowadays? Isn't he rich enough to find an atTRACtive golddigging piece of pneumatic ass?

At least Holly turned out right. She looks like the epitome of the Blond Classy Bunny, as opposed to some slutty guttersnipe.

RagDoll said...

CaliGirl: really. It's like she changed her mind halfway through having her eyebrows permanently tattooed on...or....something.

classalpha said...

... dem sum fugly azz ho's in dat pic...

Personally, I prefer '60s-'80s Playboy wh0res... especially the natural-breasted, "unshaven", doe-eyed brunettes. At least back then women knew how to apply makeup, shampoo their hair, style it and smile once in a while. They also knew that only Marines, Sailors and convicted felons had tattoos, and the only proper place on their bodies to put "piercings" was in their ears...


... oh BTW, Ent... BAAAAAAAA. Stop grazing on your poker table there w/ those pseudo-celebs and give us blog-readers MORE *distressing "Em"side info* about the *DRUGGED-UP* and currently BLACKMAILED Actress w/ the 'DEAD' "career" aka Brittany Anne Murphy Bertolotti...

bionic bunny! said...

i haven't watched any of the shows (i take that back. i saw part of one) and y'all have "heard" me talk about my dad and the playboy subscriptions since i was a baby, and ent tells it just right, playboy was the classy mag. good articles, classier poses, and i've never thought of hef as a "perv". just a very, very lucky old dude at this point.
but, enty, PLEASE don't wish bad things on barbi! she WAS the best!!

and since jewels brought it up, dn, what IS that??

c17 said...

Ent, are you frikkin' kidding me? Hustler featured some of the most political, cutting edge writers of the time (90's). I used to read it for the articles featured on the cover 'cause the chicks within were not so *fap* worthy.

AFAIK, Playboy has never been anything other than softcore, semi-elite, soft-focusd fluff. Maybe it was good in the beginning, but that was eons ago. It hasn't been good since the 70's.

shakey said...

If these boxers are looking to cash in, wouldn't they take a look around the mansion and realize Hef wouldn't leave them a cent? He'll be buried with his money. (Wouldn't all those girls realize that?)

dn - looks like Mel Gibson before the plastic surgery ...