Friday, October 17, 2008

Trashy Is As Trashy Does



I must say that it has been a few weeks since I got to write a Denise Richards post and I feel that I am worse off for it. Instead of actually getting to write anything about her, I have been forced to find ridiculous looking mascots and people dressed in hideous Halloween costumes and pretend they are Denise. But, alas, due to the fact that she apparently has an awful real estate agent, I get to spend some time talking about her.

As you may have read here on the site, Denise has been trying to unload her house. This is the house where they are filming the reality show. This isn't the house on the same street three doors down. Hey, isn't that a group? I wonder if maybe she had a thing for a guy in that group and so bought a house three doors down from the first one just so she could have a conversation starter.

Anyway, so Denise has been trying to sell this reality house for a long time but no one wants to buy anything from her, and because of her inflated self-worth she had the house priced way too high even before the market dried up. So, she has since reduced the house price by a million bucks but still no offers.

Well apparently some real estate agent in Calabassas which is where the house is located decided that there must be someone out there who wants to buy the house. As you can see from the ad above, he went back to Denise's old stomping grounds, Craigslist. Hell, who knows she might put an ad up there for old times sake now and again. I'm sure it is Charlie Sheen's homepage.

It is not often that any celebrity would allow either a buyer or seller agent to use the home of massages and hookers to also advertise their home for sale. But, at this point, I'm sure Denise is just happy to have someone who is trying to sell it, and I'm sure she has a lot of faith in the power of advertising on Craigslist.
Thanks Chappel

15 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

LOL @Enty
LOVE IT

Well Craigslist HAS been very good to her so maybe the house will sell now

Molly said...

this was a dumb move. when you put your house up for sale on a real estate site, you attract people looking for a home. when you put it up on a site that results in a lot of business transactions but also attracts a ton of freaks, you get freaks coming in and out just to gawk. someone will be working overtime next week.

Molly said...

wait a minute...

the ad says "I am not representing the seller" which means denise had nothing to do with this. the agent is acting independently.

duh.

jax said...

hey im selling my place on craigslist! lol.

lots of people are doing it now instead of dealing with lazy realators not to mention attracting buyers who don't want to pay a helfty commision.

but ya a million dollar home? not so much.

Mooshki said...

I think Enty's saying that most celebs would have that ad pulled. Since this person has arranged showings, they must've interacted with Denise's realtor. If they really wanted to get it to sell, they'd arrange to have it tented and disinfected first. :)

Molly said...

i'm not sure the realtor gave denise's agent the heads up on this.

craigslist isn't as bad as ebay, if you've been following those stories.

Lisa said...

What ebay stories, Molly?

not a famous adrian said...

I think we shoul all chip in & buy it & make it our CDaN party site.

Molly said...

lisa, some people are selling homes on ebay when they're desperate and some are buying them sight unseen. it hasn't always worked out well.

Mooshki said...

But the cooties, Adrian, the cooties!!! :)

not a famous adrian said...

I forgot about various cooties, germs, & std's floating around--we'll bring bleach & some strong drinks.

Molly said...

mooshki, we'll be safe if we put the sides of our hands together, fingers curled, palms facing up and thumbs point out toward the sides and yell *no cooties*.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

You sure about this, ENT? I'm 99.9 percent sure the house she filmed her reality show in was in Hidden Hills because her neighbors there were pissed off about it. Mulholland doesn't run through Hidden Hills, HH is on the north side of the 101; Mulholland, south.

slappywhyte said...

not famous adrian: a CDAN party house ... that would be ridic ... i would certainly move in until kicked out ... and germs, schmerms, ive had em all hahaha

not a famous adrian said...

slappywhyte--as long as you are not contagious you can stay as long as you'd like. We don't want to kill off the CDaN readers--that wouldn't be too much fun!