Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Eva Mendes Is Full Of Crap


Hang on a second, I just can't stop laughing. In a recent interview on the red carpet of some event, Eva Mendes said that she hates wearing anything with cleavage and does not like to ever reveal too much of her breasts.

"I don't wear short things. As for cleavage, I'll bring the girls out at certain times but I don't parade them too often. I like to keep them for special occasions!"

Umm. Is it my imagination or has the entire world seen the "girls" about 1,000 times over the past six months. It seems as if they are always out. They have been out more than Carson Kressley at a gay pride parade. I don't know who she is kidding. Maybe she is just talking about red carpets or something, but to me this is just a bunch of crap. This is the kind of thing celebrities say when they can't think of anything else to say but are desperate for attention and a quote and a story in some publication. It makes no sense.

So, her philosophy seems to be, prim and proper on the red carpet or in public, but when she is getting paid they are there for the looking. That seems kind of cheap but maybe she considers getting paid to show them off a special occasion. Stay classy Eva. Oh, and button up. Too much cleavage on those photos above. Must have been getting paid.

20 comments:

Mooshki said...

C'mon, fess up girl, you know they're your best asset! On the other hand, after her Starbucks performance, maybe she thinks people like her for her hair, lol.

KellyLynn said...

For Hollywood, those outfits *are* conservative. But, yeah, why bother saying something like that if you know it's not true?

MontanaMarriott said...

Thats all she's got going for her are the 'girls."
Come to think of it, she kind of reminds me of young Raquel Welch

twunty mcslore said...

She sure loves that red bag, though.

jax said...

aww poor Eva, coke derailed her shot to Alist status and now she has to throw around dumb shittty comments for attention.

not a famous adrian said...

She must have gotten the bag at one of those sites where you rent it for a month--she is trying to get her money's worth.

califblondy said...

I thought Enty loved Eva. What's with the getting paid comment?

twunty mcslore said...

ha ha ha! sad

bionic bunny! said...

i think enty USED to love eva. i think she hurt his feelings last year sometime.
and i remember the first time i saw her, i thought she must be racquel welch's kid, too.

not a famous adrian said...

Bunny-- I once touched Raquel Welch's broccoli before she ate it--
hows that for a celebrity encounter?

Cheryl said...

Most of these celebs can't speak without a script so they say stupid things that we know aren't true.

Sylvia said...

I wonder what she was wearing when she made that comment.

Mooshki said...

"I once touched Raquel Welch's broccoli"

That sounds dirty, lol!

I think Enty thinks Eva is hot, but doesn't particularly like her personality.

GladysKravitz said...

Wow, how does touching a star's broccoli count in the six degrees of separation game? Can we count broccoli as a contact point?

not a famous adrian said...

And she never found out, either!
She was actually an extremely gracious person. And gorgeous in person--but that was 16 years ago.

not a famous adrian said...

oh--there was steamed chicken also, but I felt that was wrong to touch for some reason.

GladysKravitz said...

LOL. Who wants to touch steamed chicken anyway? I like mine broiled or grilled...

She seems like a star, not a celebrity. I never thought I'd be nostalgic for a sex symbol---remember when they used to have a little class? Can you imagine her in "One Night In Raquel"??

GladysKravitz said...

Not that Paris is a sex symbol. But...you know what I mean.

not a famous adrian said...

Oh-- broiled chicken I would have groped--steamed chicken seemed so bland, but I guess that's how she keeps her figure. I actually did buy a pair of earrings she tried on, so I guess I CAN play 6 degees of separation.

jax said...

steamed chicken deserves to be poked and prodded, that's nasty!

i think Enty laost the love for Eva after her "Sashay, shante.." Starbucks runway...that or that coke baby she lost.