Thursday, November 13, 2008

God Is Now A Casting Agent


I really didn't want to talk about the Cyrus family again today. I get tired of them, but it was either them or another story about Lindsay Lohan getting drunk and whether she is getting engaged in Paris. Can't do it. Plus, Billy Ray Cyrus is such an idiot that he makes it too easy to just walk away.

So, I guess you heard last week that Billy Ray opened his mouth and invited Obama's daughters to appear on Hannah Montana. Obama's office later said they had not received such an offer but that the girls would probably love to be on the show if it could be arranged. Why not? The kids are young and don't actually realize their idol is not someone they should be idolizing. But hey, they're young. They will have time as they get older to have their dreams shattered about celebrities and their idols.

So, Billy Ray was asked about it at the CMA's last night and started giving the most spun statement that went around and around in a circle and didn't actually say anything. This is what happens when you leave school after the 4th grade, or whatever grade. Just seems like 4th.

"It's a double-edge sword for me because first of all, I have a great deal of respect for President-elect Obama. I just mentioned about them being on the show, and it snowballed."

Yeah, things like that will happen when you invite the new President's kids on the show.

"As a daddy, I'll say to him what I say to any daddy, you may not want your daughter to get into show business. But if the girls want to be on the show, and him and his wife think it's a good idea, I always say, everything in life, what's meant to be will happen."

Umm, I don't think they said anything about being in show business. I don't think Obama is interested in exploiting his kids for money like you Billy Ray. I think this is just a walk on thing to give them something to share with their friends

"If not, it's probably a good thing also because these girls are going to be in a unique spotlight, and they really do need to walk with certainty and care. I can see many reasons why it would be fun for them to do the show, but I also see a couple other reasons... I don't know."

I don't know either what the hell you are trying to say. Walk with certainty and care? They are kids. I don't think they need to worry about walking with care right now. They just want to run around and play with their friends.

"I'll leave it up to faith. I think God has a plan for everything. I have no doubt if it's meant to be. I'll look up and see them some time before April."

Wow, so what he is saying now is that he doesn't make the casting choices, God does. What it really says is that he should not have opened his big mouth and now that he did he is trying to get out of the way as fast as possible. This guy is a weasel.

22 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

You can take the HILLBILLY RAY out of the HILLS but you can't take the HILLS out of HILLYBILLY RAY

Judi said...

SIT DOWN, CYRUS!

Sydney said...

The whole "God has a plan for everything" thing makes him sound like Sarah Palin.

Molly said...

disney came out with a statement after he did, saying they would love to have the girls for a visit or to guest star on any disney show, if their parents approved. it sounds to me like he's backtracking because he had his hand slapped. and really, who wants to get between two little girls and their parents? nobody with a brain.

Josie779 said...

Ughh, I'd rather have the Lohan story...

Sweater said...

Makes sense if you do the math. Those adorable little girls would cause the ratings to skyrocket, even with just a walk on part.
Billy doesn't want to take any attention away from his money mule.

Sheesh, wasn't there something a couple of days ago (on dlisted maybe?) about Miley promising a part on the show to Stephen Baldwin if he tattooed Hannah Montana somewhere on his body...and he did it?

There ya go, Baldwin and Obamas. Whatta show.

faithy said...

Wow - the entire time I was reading Cyrus' quotes, all I heard in my head was the voice of the teacher/adults on Charlie Brown. "Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah"
It made that much sense to me.

ms_wonderland said...

Miley said it would be nice for the girls to go on the show and meet some 'normal kids'. Oh dear.

Molly said...

ms wonderland, maybe she meant to say so SHE can meet some normal kids.

Sylvia said...

Where is the duct tape? Crazy Cyrus needs it badly.

Harriet Hellfire said...

When celebrities (of any letter category) give answers like this, I want for the reported to just stare at them...throw the microphone and just go :WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEEEEAAAAAN?

That's what I't do. Then again, I'll probably never get a job as a reporter.

not a famous adrian said...

I can't wait for another few years when E does the True E Hollywood Story on the bunch of them. They are THE most annoying people to read about.

Sarah said...

I hope Barack and Michelle keep those girls as far away from Miley and her father as possible.

Also, is it just me, or is it totally skeevy for someone with a teenage daughter to refer to themselves as "daddy" instead of "dad"?

jw12 said...

lol @ faithy

captivagrl said...

this is a bad idea.

littlemanwhatnow said...

umm.. did you not read that both Obamas girls want to be in show business? One wants to go to Yale before she becomes an "actress" the other one wants to be a singer and dancer.


AH the american dream!

KellyLynn said...

He definitely sounds like someone trying to talk around his foot being stuck in his mouth.
What I want to know is, why would someone who just a month ago was reportedly trying to get out of their contract with Disney now wanting to pull a publicity stunt?
The two things don't really make sense together.

it's miley! said...

sarah i thought the same thing. besides he's not only referring to himself as daddy but to others as well, just ewww!

it's miley! said...

plus he shouldn't be giving any advice to any other "daddy"

Merlin D. Bear said...

I'm getting pretty much the same read off this as ya'll are... he was looking for some sort of a publicity hook, saw the kids on TV and thought, okay there's absolutely no way in hell they'll be allowed to do this because of who they are, Secret Service concerns etc etc, so I'm safe in saying this, and opened his trap.
Then, suprise suprise, someone carried it to the Obama camp and their parents thought, they're 8 and 10, it's a Disney show, and they'd love it.
So now Billy Ray is stuck looking like an idiot because you can't look like anything else when you've swallowed your foot up to the thigh.
Because lets face it, Disney execs have to be drooling at the thought of such a potential ratings bonanza, landing the President-elec's daughters on a show with a rapidly diminishing shelf life, especially given the previous antics of little Miss Future Hustler pinup.

Mooshki said...

What a dumbass.

newsgrrl said...

What Merlin Said..! Mooshki, too