Thursday, November 13, 2008

It's Jail


Umm, the times I have spent in jail, have not been , for the most part, pleasant experiences. So, I guess I don't understand why Anne Hathaway's former dude, Raffaello Follieri thinks he deserves some kind of special jail that the rest of us don't have. Raffaello's lawyer complained to a judge that rats are everywhere and rat crap in the showers and that 120 men all share a one room dorm with no shower and no window. First of all it is just for a little while, and second of all, I didn't notice that any of the other 119 men complained. If they did and it was not reported, then how come? Are there concerns not as valid because they didn't use to have sex with Anne Hathaway?

Does Raffaello deserve special treatment just because he can apparently afford to hire a lawyer and maybe the other 119 cannot. In something that truly made me laugh, Raffaello's lawyer also said that Raffaello is not getting appropriate medical treatment and said, "Although I am not a doctor, I have seen him regularly and he feels warm to the touch and his eyes are glassy."

Yeah, with 120 guys all sharing a room with no window and no showers I bet all of them feel a little warm to the touch. I would imagine it is hot in there and if you had to smell 120 guys all day who didn't bathe your eyes would probably be glassy too. Now, shut up and just serve your sentence like everyone else.

12 comments:

Molly said...

boohoo!

califblondy said...

boo friggin' hoo, Molly.

Poor baby, I feel so sad for him.

Too bad he didn't serve his sentence in the tent prison in Arizona.

canadachick said...

i'm sure all the people he ripped off are laughing now - suck it bitch

Molly said...

califblondy, great idea. he'd look great in pink undies!

califblondy said...

He'd be begging rat shit after spending any time in the Arizona desert during the summer!

Burn baby burn.

amster said...

Cry me a river you big baby. It's simple really, if you don't want to do the time then don't do the crime. It's not a frickin hotel, it's jail idiot. Now stfu and take like a man. Being some big, smelly dude's woman can't be that bad.

twunty mcslore said...

Chain gang, then gang bang! Please? Please, Mr> Judge?

not a famous adrian said...

I bet there are a lot of guys in there who would like to see how warm he is to their touch.

Judi said...

My thought, too, Adrian. Well said, Enty. Few people know this guy and fewer care about him.

KellyLynn said...

Maybe we could get him housed over here at the jail where my sister works. They take federal inmates, and it's nice and clean. Of course, he may have to room with a murderer or two, and most of the locals in there are hardcore rednecks who would have a field day with his little prissy ass, but it's better than rats, right?

Mooshki said...

"he feels warm to the touch"

LMAO!!!

What an ass. Jail is supposed to be crappy, otherwise they'd call it "Club Med."

jax said...

"it is horrible! the food isn't even served on fine bone china and the horrors i face everyday...they they (whimper) they want me to defecate on (whispered) STAINLESS STEEL. In front of people!"