Monday, November 24, 2008
According to that blogger who talks about himself in the third person a lot, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped to Mexico and got married. I can only think of one reason for a quickie wedding and I think we all know it is not because Spencer managed to get an erection and get Heidi pregnant. Nope. I think someone was whispering in their ear about maybe doing a new version of Newlyweds and in order to do that you actually have to be married.
There is no way on this earth that Heidi was going to give up the marriage of her dreams with everything paid for by every company known to man, to go elope in Mexico. Sure, they will make a couple of bucks selling their own photos. I can see Spencer holding the camera and telling everyone to pose while his mind calculates how much each pose will bring.
If this were some traditional, I love you kind of I'm going to be with you forever kind of marriage this would have been planned more than a White House State dinner. For months on end we would have been given the low down on every tiny detail of the wedding as Heidi and Spencer found something new to sell to US Weekly each week.
I'm actually really surprised that considering the amount of money US Weekly has given to the annoying couple that they didn't break this story first. I thought they had some contract that ran into eternity or at least until Spencer actually lusted after Heidi, whichever came first.
Anyway, I'm sure the happy couple will last until whatever paycheck is keeping them together runs out.