Friday, November 07, 2008

Ted C Blind Item

As we have made abundantly clear, there are a ton of closeted gay actors and performers in this business. Some are more flagrant (Toothy Tile) than others (Crotch Uh-Lastic).

And whether or not these sexually deceiving dudes choose to be public about their shenanigans, usually their reps—managers, publicists, agents, gardeners, etc.—find out via some email or some shocked coworker that their client goes homo. Not so with Oded Good-Head...

His manager discovered the boy likes to do it with other boys by walking in on Oded in his dressing room! Was most awkward, too, as the man who was being serviced by Mr. Good-Head—who has quite the reputation with the girlies, not to mention multitalents in front of concert audiences and movie cameras alike—saw the manager first.

Very whuh-whoh kinda sitch, ya know?

Poor Od-y didn't notice his 10 percent guy was standing right there until his latest surreptitious conquest pulled him up and away from what the awfully good-looking performer was so earnestly doing.

End result? Fellatio interruptus—and new pics of Oded and assorted chickies coming out soon in Us Weekly and other razor-sharp standards of Hollywood journalism.

58 comments:

too said...

So, the famous guy is known as a ladies man, is multi-talented, does concerts and movies.

The only person I can think of is Diddy.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Timberlake?

Mary said...

And Ted's "and it ain'ts - Ludacris, Timbaland, and James Marsden."

mrchgrl said...

I'm feeling Diddy.

Mooshki said...

Would you really call Diddy talented in front of a camera? LOL!

There are way too many possibilites. I want it to be someone like Russell Crowe or Keanu Reeves - someone with a vanity band.

Ice Cube? Ice-T? Mos Def? LL Cool J? DMX?

Mooshki said...

Fiddy?

Mary said...

I thought Fiddy too. It's someone who is single if they're going to do PR with "assorted chickies."

KellyLynn said...

The man being serviced is the one who is an actor and singer with a rep with the ladies. Oded Good-Head's profession isn't mentioned.
Just sayin'. I don't really have a clue on this one, although Justin Timberlake did strike me as being the possible receiver.

KellyLynn said...

The man being serviced is the one who is an actor and singer with a rep with the ladies. Oded Good-Head's profession isn't mentioned.
Just sayin'. I don't really have a clue on this one, although Justin Timberlake did strike me as being the possible receiver.

KellyLynn said...

So pertinent, I said it twice. (oops! sorry.)

Mooshki said...

KL, I think you're half right - dontcha just love Ted's writing? Random pretty boy was being serviced by Oded Good-Head, who is the actor/singer.

Mary said...

Kellylynn - I pretty sure it refers to Goodhead. It's confusing, but it's not referring to the guy being serviced.

Molly said...

it's not just a camera, it's a movie camera.

kellylynn, i don't read it that way.

Was most awkward, too, as the man who was being serviced by Mr. Good-Head—who has quite the reputation with the girlies, not to mention multitalents in front of concert audiences and movie cameras alike—saw the manager first.

it's mr. good-head who is in concert and in front of movie cams.

i think the word 'who' changes the context so it means he's talking about mr. g-h.

Mooshki said...

(It took me four or five readings to figure that out.)

Rebecca said...

Kellylynn, the one doing the servicing is the actor/singer. He was the one being pulled up by his conquest when the manager walked in.

Anyway, I'm gonna guess Justin Timberfake. I think he f#&%s/sucks for tracks too. Better yet, who's on tour now? I don't think JT is.

Molly said...

mooshkie, me too. ted is getting worse in his old age.

Rebecca said...

Rapper Common is on tour. There have been rumors. John Legend also.

Mooshki said...

You mean "Ted is getting worse as he descends deeper into insanity." LOL.

KellyLynn said...

Okay, I can see where it can be read the other way. My apologies.

nellyb said...

what about Usher and Zac Efron?

Molly said...

kellylynn, don't apologize! usually it's me who reads it wrong. thank you for taking a turn...lol.

mooshki, that too...lol.

Starburst said...

This is a difficult blind item in that there are NO clues. :(

I guess we'll see when US weekly comes out!

Katie said...

isnt it kinda well known the jt is gay or bi? isnt his relationship with biel a totally publicity stunt for both of them?

KellyLynn said...

Oh, Molly, I'll be happy to take turns with you on misreading posts. I'll take the odd days and you take the even ones?

Yeah, I'm still thinking Justin Timberlake on this one, but I haven't quite ironed out the connection on it.

Rebecca said...

Nellyb, I think Usher rehired his mom as his manager.

Why is James Marsden one of the nots? That's weird. Maybe the conquest has the James Marsden look.

Molly said...

kellylynn, even though it means i get an extra day, it's still less than if i was screwing it up on my own, so sure! and thanks for taking my turn today...lol.

Janele said...

Rebecca said...
Why is James Marsden one of the nots? That's weird. Maybe the conquest has the James Marsden look.

I actually figured he was mentioned b/c the subject of the blind sings in moves and on stage - so I was thinking of one of the Jonas Brothers since they were in Camp Rock and also perfeorm on stage. They're also fairly new and it would be plausible that the manager wouldn't know one of them is gay.

Janele said...

I meant "sings in MOVIES"

I hate that there's no edit button! GRR

Mooshki said...

Sorry for those of you who have heard me say this many times before, but Justin isn't gay, only Biel is. He's bearding (I forgot the male word for bearding) her so he can screw around with lots of girls without having to get serious with anyone, or getting any bad publicity.

Miss Robyn said...

I like the Timberlake guess.

Remember, how Diddy likes to wax and primp down there so to speak.

I think it could very well be either of them, sorry Im not much help on this one.

Why doesnt Ted C. just tell us who is straight in H'wood, wouldnt that be a much shorter list???

Mika said...

I still think Justin is Bi

kari B-rum said...

Jared Leto

aprilb1 said...

Jon Bon Jovi came to mind he has done acting and music

bluemoon8118 said...

Just a question to throw out there...you know that blind about the rapper known for being a ladies man, but who was into men? I am fairly sure it is LL Cool J. Any thoughts? Do you think this could be the same person?

Rebecca said...

Janele

I just realized that Marsden was in Enchanted.. DUH for me.

Jonas is a good guess. Especially because Ted calls him a "boy who likes to do it with other boys".

I still think Timberlake is at least bi.

Merkin is the word for a man who "beards" for a woman.

Mooshki said...

"I still think Timberlake is at least bi."

Yeah, probably. I just hear more about him hooking up with girls than with guys, but no surprise there. :)

Jonas wouldn't have a "reputation with the girlies," would he?

not a famous adrian said...

I'm confused, as always--I'm taking it that Oded is young, especially since girlies is mentioned, and the guy on the receiving end is not famous. Is that right?

Rebecca said...

Mooshki

Don't these Jones Bros. date all these Disney girlies....I think Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez? It's pretty sad that I know that... ugh.

They're at least popular with the tweeny girlies. I think my cousin's daughter (who's only 10) may even know their freakin' blood types... that's how much she loves them.

Cheryl said...

Not Diddy or LL even though there have long been rumors about them living on the down-low.

This is someone young: the boys references, chickies, and the fact that were not very discreet. Awfully good looking makes me think of one of those pretty types like Zac Effron or the Jonas brother that everyone says is gay. I'm too old to know which one that is.

kari B-rum said...

WHat about Usher?

Cheryl said...

Usher's mommy is his manager and his wife is keeping him on a short leash at the moment, though he is also rumored to be on the down-low (like MOST of the rappers).

ElsieFire said...

I'm going with the Jonas bro that broke up over the PHONE with Taylor Swift...Joe? Kevin? I am thankful that I don't know his name.

Kiradris said...

I love the Jared Leto guess! He totally has a rep for being a womanizer (dated an Olsen, Johansen, Lohan), but he totally looks bi to me, and so sleazy he doesn't care what gender he gets it from. He hasn't been in the tabloids recently, but lets see if he pops up with some new chicks.

Kiradris said...

Oh, quick question regarding to the beginning of this BI. We all know Toothy Tile is Jake Gyllenhal, but who is Crotch Uh-Lastic?

Mooshki said...

I think the popular guess for C U-L was Joseph Gordon Levitt? Or possibly James Franco.

pomme said...

jamie fox? he's a singer,an actor and a ladie guy!

pomme said...

jamie fox? he's a singer,an actor and a ladie guy!

pomme said...

jamie fox? he's a singer,an actor and a ladie guy!

Denis said...

I like the Jared Leto guess too. Has Cameron Diaz ever dated anyone who was not gay?

Squeezebox said...

Chris Isaak. Definitely multi-talented, appeared in both tv and films, and course is a musician, too.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Fiddy and Jamie Fox.

JT is straight, not BI or gay.

Ms. said...

@ squeezebox

Not Chris Isaak - complete hetro slut and well known aficionado of Asian women.

Jared Leto...too below the radar IMO to be a contender.

Jamie Fox, didn't he bring his daughter to a NYC party and proceed to semi-abandon her while hitting on and making out with barely legal chicks? Another well-known slut... don't think it's him.

No idea who it is :-(

Squeezebox said...

@ ms

The blind says the guy has quite the reputation with the girlies. Chris Isaak indeed fits that. Plus, the dude's 56 years old and he's never been married.

shakey said...

I wonder if Ted made a mistake and meant James Franco instead. He's in New York.

So some hot, possibly young, black man with talent based in NY.

I thought maybe Common, but he seems to be based in LA.

shakey said...

Maybe Ted meant James Marsden after all? I found a connection between James Marsden and Kanye West. James is from Oklahoma, and Kanye's mother's funeral was held in Oklahoma City. Only thing is, Kanye hasn't really done any acting.

Jonster said...

Someone wrote into Ted and asked if it was Justin Timberlake.

Dear Jonesing on Just:
Not quite, hon. Our guy's been in fewer flicks than J.T. But not by much. Other than that, they both do have a great deal in common.

Mark this one solved. It's Common. One name ("Nots" were Ludacris, Timbaland), concerts and movies, though not as many as JT, and he uses Alicia Keyes as a beard.

shakey said...

You ... you mean ... I actually got one right, then reneged on it???

Brainy said...

Funny, when TMZ had awkward footage of girls doing a 'walk of shame' at 7 am and getting into cabs outside Jesse McCartney's house yesterday, this was the first thing I thought of!