So, when Star Magazine said in their issue this week that Charlie Sheen and his former co-star Michael Boatman (love him) went to a Vegas strip club and partied with a bunch of strippers and had numerous lap dances, you would think that the response would be more virulent from the Sheen camp.
Instead we get, "Star magazine never lets the facts get in the way of good hatchet job. Had the reporter bothered to check, he or she would have learned that the reason Charlie was in Vegas was for a contractual appearance on behalf of Planet Hollywood's Prive. Charlie was in Vegas only four hours. He arrived and left the same evening, not on October 28, as Star reports. Star's reporting of his alleged behavior is as inaccurate as the rest of their story."
Uh huh. The same article talked about how he and Brooke are having problems. My guess is that he is spending far to much time in front of the computer looking at porn and not enough time with Brooke. I don't know what she really expected. This is Mr. Porn And Hookers we are talking about here. I think the only thing that would slow him down would be bankruptcy or some social disease. Oh, or maybe Denise Richards in her car while Charlie is walking down a deserted alley at night.
If someone said these things about me and they were not true, someone would be getting sued and not just a half-ass statement from my publicist.