Friday, December 05, 2008

The Best Blog Ever


You will never guess who has started her very own blog. Well, actually since you saw the photo above, you probably have. Mischa Barton has her very own spot in cyberspace now and I will be a frequent visitor. In her very first post, Mischa takes on the tabloids because they assumed she was dating someone who she really isn't. I don't think she really cares they got the story wrong despite her protestations. I think what ticks her off is that she was relegated to some back page in the magazine where no one would be able to see her and had her dating a guy no one had heard of before.

Since there is only one blog entry it is tough to see if she is going to keep up with this or not. One thing is certain though. She is trying to sell the hell out of her bags and headbands. She devotes a lot of space to selling, but not too much to writing.

Oh, and it appears she doesn't have very many fans who are aware of her site yet. Or she doesn't have very many fans. Despite the post being online for almost two days she only has 13 comments. But the 13 comments are priceless. It is worth your time to read them.

36 comments:

Mooshki said...

Christmas came early this year!

canadachick said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz she bores me

Mooshki said...

Wait, NAF Adrian, is that YOU? It is, isn't it?!

(I check the site at least a couple of times daily to see if there's a new one!!! *blushes*)

All my love always,

Adrian.

KellyLynn said...

Can I tell you how much I wish the headbands trend would die? The donut head isn't attractive even on beautiful people. And don't even get me started on the hobags, err, handbags...

twunty mcslore said...

Love how every comment is in broken English from Whooziewhatzitstan. And that's the last time I'll be anywhere near that blog.

Katie said...

haha the comments were awesome

Ms. said...

Anyone else notice that a many of the comments were written by the same person, regardless of the moniker? Same syntax...

KellyLynn said...

By the way, I have a friend who, back in the day, used to work for a company contracted by MSN to get their groups (formerly known as Communities) and chat rooms off the ground. One of his jobs was to provide content on messageboards, to make it appear as if there were active members. The idea was to entice other people to join and post in these places.
His acting degree went to good use creating different "members" who would even hold conversations with each other on these message boards. I had fun once digging out the beginnings of these boards and guessing which members were real and which were him.

The comments do look like something similar to those fake conversations. Is it possible her handlers paid someone to get the commenting going?

valerie said...

It's totally that, KellyLynn. What blog commenter ever has signed off with "Take Care, Valerie xoxo" or anything like that? You just post your comment and go on. But almost all of the blog posts there have something like that. BAHAHA She needs to pay someone to do this because after all this time away from TV, she probably doesn't have any fans who care.

Take Care,
Valerie

xoxoxoxoxo (lol)

selenakyle said...

Vapid.

And she looks wasted in the main photo.

not a famous adrian said...

Mooshki--you HAVE to be kidding!
I never watched the OC in my life, nor anything else she was in. Once I read she was dating Brandon Davis, I knew she was a loser.
(That's why I added the NAF to my name--to end confusion with the other Adrian's out there.)
I hope you WERE kidding!

Amber said...

hahaha I knew you'd write about this sooner or later.

She sells things??? I had no clue.

melissa said...

Moosh, you KILL me. Your comment over there was stellar.

stiffkittens said...

Apparently that Adrian bitch (not NAF one) lives on there - 'she' even commented on the links posts. Oh, and you have a reply Mooshki lol

I think we should all bomb her blog.

not a famous adrian said...

oh no--I think I have to change my name now!
and de-friend Mooshki!!!

shakey said...

Mooshki you KILL ME! BAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I have 2 questions:

1. regarding the above picture - is she trying to summon Hera and Zeus?

and 2. regarding her "blog" - what's with all the space dedicated to Audrina Patridge pictures?

Mooshki said...

LOL, Adrian! You know I kid because I love. <3

Mooshki said...

Shakey, #2: I didn't want to look too deeply into what was going on over there, but it looks like the whole thing is some weird pr setup for celebutards, with cross-promotion. #1: I really don't want to know what she's doing.

Mooshki said...

Oh, and thanks for the props, guys, but looking at it now, I'm kind of scared how similar my "fake" comment was to my usual ones. I think I'm on the razor's edge of serious loser-dom. :)

Bad Fish said...

Hee hee I feel evil. I posted, too. I signed it, you guessed it, Love Adrian.

stiffkittens said...

Haha Bad Fish! I think that goes for half her wardrobe...

not a famous adrian said...

Arrrgh! That is a European Adrian.
I am happily in NY!!!! And most likely, it is a male. "Adrian" is the male spelling.
Not that many females spell it Adrian. Same way my sister is Merrill, not Meryl. We have both spent our lives getting male addressed to MR.

Mooshki said...

As if you didn't have enough reason already to hate Mischa, Adrian, now she has become the bane of your existence. I bet right now you hate her even more than Laney does! :)

not a famous adrian said...

Nah! I don't hate her, I just think she is very uninteresting & not so talented.
Lainey hates her because I think she caused her to break her arm.
I doubt I will ever be in close proximity to her.
I just wish her biggest fan had a different name!

Mooshki said...

Maybe you could change your name to "The ORIGINAL Adrian." :)

Oh, GENIUS:

P.S. Please don't get back together with Brandon Davis. I heard he was a has-been and you don't want any has-been's hanging around you. Strictly A-List for you!

Your BIGGEST FAN,

LA

lutefisk said...

I think I will just change my name for now so there is no confusion.

Mooshki said...

I love it!!!

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

lutefisk said...

I thought you would!

Bad Fish said...

Aw, an inside joke I actually understand! Sweet.

lutefisk said...

I hope lutefisk doesn't clash with Bad Fish. I understand lutefisk is considered a very bad fish out there!!! It's only temporary.

Bad Fish said...

Luckily, the type of BadFish I am, is considered good :) Google BadFish and Sublime and see what ya get :D

lutefisk said...

I remember when you changed your name way back when and the meaning of it.
I of course am not a lutefisk fan in the least--never heard of it until you guys filled me in. But then again I never heard of the Mischa Barton blog either--I dare you to post there under lutefisk!!!

Bad Fish said...

Ah, cool! Wasn't trying to assume you were unhip or anything, I just get a lot of questions about it, heh. Oh, and stinky vagina jokes. How original, huh? LOL

I'm SO posting as lutefisk on Mischa's site. You just watch me.

lutefisk said...

OK if you post as lutefisk--that is not anything I have become attached to yet.
My own name I'm kind of fond of. It is probably the only normal thing my parents ever did--give us fairly normal names!
Sorry about the stinky fish implications--some people haven't learned to grow up yet.
I have to go to Ikea & see if I can actually spot some genuine lutefisk--my curiosity is getting the best of me.

Bad Fish said...

Oh I could keep this up forever, Adrian. And I promise to sign

Love Always,
Lutefisk.

lutefisk said...

I hope the real Lutefisk doesn't take it the wrong way!
I wish my family thought this was at least a bit funny--no one gets why I keep laughing out loud everytime I see that word.
Post away!!!