I don't really care that someone made off with $2M worth of jewelry from Paris Hilton's house. I mean it is interesting that she tends to get robbed more than any celebrity ever, but I just can't work myself up into a post writing frenzy about it. Oh sure, I'm writing one now but that is because I wanted to tell the burglar to make sure you wash your hands before handling the jewelry and also that we live in a very sad world when Paris Hilton can afford $2M in jewels. Hell, she probably has them insured for $5M so she is probably thinking to herself that she doesn't have to host as many parties next year.
The reason I wrote about the heist besides warning the robber to adhere to safe hygienic practices is that I think Paris and the burglar know each other. According to the police report, someone broken in at 5am. Paris wasn't home, but I believe she was in town. So, this person knew that. 5am is a time when "everyday people" can wake up so you have to know she is not going to be there. Plus, she has 14 million dogs. Sure, they probably don't like Paris anymore than the rest of us, but their barking would have woken her up. Third, the front door was unlocked. I mean either this is the most lucky burglar in the history of the world or they knew the door would be unlocked. Oh, and if I am the insurance company I am going to make Paris' life miserable because she did leave the door unlocked. Finally, Paris has a security camera but the burglar wore a hooded sweatshirt and kept his face away from the camera.
When they catch this person, it is going to be very interesting to see who it is. I just hope they go over to Joe Francis' house and give him what the last Paris burglar gave him.