According to ESPN, Tony Romo collapsed in the shower yesterday after his team got killed by Philadelphia 44-6. I need to stop right there, because honestly if I type the word Philadelphia I need to eat a cheesesteak. Now, I am a Pat's kind of guy. I know, I know and so for those of you who love Geno, I'm sorry. Anyway, back to our regular program.
According to ESPN, Romo damaged some ribs. Whatever. The team choked like dogs and the reason Tony was on the shower floor lying in pain was the fact that he realized he was not going to get a two or three week delay on the inevitable family vacation. No, not the family vacation with his own family, but the three weeks he will now have to spend with the entire Simpson clan in Cabo.
That is the kind of vacation where you long for a rib injury so that way you have an excuse when you start combining pain medication and alcohol so Joe Simpson and his plans for you and his daughter and your future business plans all comes out as a kind of hum. Plus, now Tony will have to hear about how two years of Jessica has equaled two years of losing. Kind of like her career. Well at least they have that in common.