Matt Dillon was arrested last night in Vermont. He was arrested for speeding. I guess I should say allegedly speeding. I mean they gave him a citation, but by signing it, he is not pleading guilty. I mean it could have been that he was filming something for a movie, or had bees in his car or was trying o get up to a certain speed so he could go back in time and find his career. It must be really strange for him to find himself looking up at his brother now as the most popular in the family.
Of course, I think the most logical explanation for why Matt Dillon was clocked at 106mph in a 65 zone and then hauled off to jail to get photographed and fingerprinted was that he was driving a rental. Everyone knows you don't care about a rental. Never smoked in a car before? Do it in a rental. Don't eat food in your car? You will in a rental. Hell, you don't even mind spilling your drink or half your Whopper down the front of the passenger seat. Can't fit in that tight spot in the parking lot? In a rental you will give it a shot. Never been to a crack house? You will in a rental. A rental car gives you a freedom you have never had before when it comes to a car because you honestly don't give a crap about it because you would have never bought it for yourself and you can't get the damn radio to work and so you are pissed.
I think Matt Dillon was just pissed he was driving a Chevy and decided to see if he could burn the engine or he just didn't want anyone to see him. Unfortunately some Vermont policemen did. But, hey no drinking or drugs. I'm happy about that.