Birthdays - How about this birthday party? Ricky Martin, Ryan Seacrest and Lemmy from Motorhead all share today as their birthday. So, what I want for Christmas is all three of them in a room drunk off their ass with a camera rolling. That would be some fun reality television. You kind of have to close your eyes and imagine it. It makes everything much more fun.
Catwoman - Kate Beckinsale has been telling anyone that will listen that she wants to be Catwoman in the next Batman movie. What she should do is send a bunch of oysters over to Brangelina and hope they work and Angelina Jolie gets pregnant because that is about the only way Kate is going to have a chance to play Catwoman.
Funny Or Die - Will Ferrell's Funny or Die series will be around for awhile. Turns out the company got $3M from some anonymous benefactor. I would think that the website would not need to go out asking people for money. It's not like they are making thousands of films. Will Ferrell should be able to foot the bill. Hell, for making the movie Blades Of Glory he should be just thankful he can still find work.
Worst Movies of The Year - FOX News compiled their list of the worst movies of 2008. They said Seven Pounds was by far the worst. I know it is the most depressing movie of all-time but I had never heard that it was Razzie worthy.
Snot Pays - Some stupid person decided that he (had to be a guy) wanted to catch a cold given to him by Scarlett J. Knowing he would never get her to even acknowledge him because she only acknowledges herself in a mirror several times daily, he decided instead to bid on a kleenex she had sneezed into on Leno. He paid over $5000 for the privilege. Yes, the money went to charity, but is he really going to hang it on the wall of the living room and admit to the story? Well, yeah, if it is a guy he probably will.