Just when you thought that the entire world was conspiring against you, there is some good news. Paris Hilton can't find a record label to release her second album. After her dismal sales on her first album, Paris was dropped by Warner Brothers and now no record label wants to pick up the slack. This statement by Paris might be the reason why.
"I'm figuring it out right now. I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with. I wrote all the songs, it's very dance, like Kylie Minogue."
Ummm. Paris wrote it all herself? I didn't think there were that many one syllable words in the English language. I'm guessing every song has the phrase, "That's hot." Does this mean she wrote the music also? Of course not so why in the hell would she say she wrote it all? Can you imagine Paris sitting down and writing lyrics to songs? "I went to a party last night. Everyone was looking at me because I'm the best. That's hot." Repeat that twenty times and you have her song.